Oh shit...girl trouble.

[Twistedsanta]

Alright, I'm currently single (shocker right?) And I seem to be in quite a predicament. I have been told by 3 girls that they love me....erm...only problem is that I don't like them back. I have no fucking clue what to do...I've been good friends to them for quite some time, and the irony is that they all said it within the time span of 2 months. Any ideas Newgrounds?

In before grab their cock.

[SloppyMoe606]

Grab their hair and climb on top of their aheads, and then lay your eggs there. That's how Rapunzel did it.

[AlphaCentauri]

Ignore it, pretend you don't notice, assuming they are ugly.

If they are attractive, date all three, and then after a few months, call them all together and break three hearts in one moment by telling them you actually don't like any of them.

[TehSlapHappy]

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1803 60

[IndustrialIndustries]

kill all 3 of them

[ParadoxSaint]

Never fear most admirable drab of the same lower apparatus! Plenty of us virtuous men of honor take but this flee and opt for fleshy celestic mounds. Never the merrier feeling than the flesh 'round one's own sword!

[Keegz]

Have a foursome?

[Post]

Punch them all in the gut. Teabag them.

Show them who's boss.

[DanceNation]

well, you shouldnt be botherd by it, if you dont like them. dont worry :)

if you liked all three of them, then it would be a WHOLE different situation

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[Twistedsanta]

At 9/24/09 10:09 PM, DanceNation wrote: well, you shouldnt be botherd by it, if you dont like them. dont worry :)

if you liked all three of them, then it would be a WHOLE different situation

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Yeah, but it's difficult to know what to say. But Congratulations

*gives cookie*

[o0-0o]

They 'love' you. Tell these bitches to fuck off, they are obviously untrue and would just be trouble. Anyone one who uses that term loosely is not worth anyone's time.

[Luxury-Yacht]

I sort of know how you feel, I've had girls that are friends of mine tell me that they like me or make it obvious, but I'm not attracted to them. It's a bitch of a situation.

If you're really not attracted to them, then don't go out with them. Don't think that you're obligated to complicate your relationship with a girl you don't want to get intimate with just because you're their friend or you don't want to hurt their feelings.

Explain to them that you'd rather stay friends than get into a relationship. There are a bunch of things you can say to help make it easier on them emotionally. You could tell them that you don't think you're ready for a relationship or you're just not looking for one, for example. Don't just come right out and tell them you don't find them attractive, that'll hurt their self-esteem.

[korg53]

"Lets just be friends"
Worst words you can tell to a girl who likes you, but if you are sincere, straightforward and don't want unnecessary trouble, will work. Maybe you'll feel bad, but life it`s that way

[Blush]

"I'm sorry, I don't like you like that. Now get back in the kitchen and make me a fucking sandwhich you whorebag.". That's all you need to say dude.

Well maybe not the first part....

[BUTANE]

Spit on them...girls like that.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

If you don't have any romantic feelings for them and you wish to stay friends with them, break it to them gently. It wouldn't be a bad idea to try dating one of them though, you could fall in love, although the two chicks after that could prove a problem.

[agustana]

Free blow jobs.

[Twistedsanta]

At 9/24/09 10:19 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: I sort of know how you feel, I've had girls that are friends of mine tell me that they like me or make it obvious, but I'm not attracted to them. It's a bitch of a situation.

If you're really not attracted to them, then don't go out with them. Don't think that you're obligated to complicate your relationship with a girl you don't want to get intimate with just because you're their friend or you don't want to hurt their feelings.

Explain to them that you'd rather stay friends than get into a relationship. There are a bunch of things you can say to help make it easier on them emotionally. You could tell them that you don't think you're ready for a relationship or you're just not looking for one, for example. Don't just come right out and tell them you don't find them attractive, that'll hurt their self-esteem.

Hmm...This is a good explanation. Thanks, I'll be sure to try this. It's just the wondering of what they'll think that's been holding me back, I don't want to start a giant argument.

Although I'll still probably get owned.

[6r0undZ3r0]

Hang out with them to see if you start to reciprocate any of their feelings?