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Posted at: 9/24/09 09:05 PM
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Newgrounds, I found a windows 97 computer, keyboard and all, located behind my computer desk. It doesn't have the run disks installed, and I'm faced with a mighty fine choice. My option are:
1. Grab my Girlfriend and smash the fuck out of it with a Louisville slugger and anything else in the nearby area. 2. Sell that shit. 3. Hold on to it for something I might need later.
Posted at: 9/24/09 09:06 PM
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all 3... at once
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Posted at: 9/24/09 09:08 PM
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Just dispose of it properly.
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Posted at: 9/24/09 09:09 PM
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Windows 97 huh?
It was just a version of Windows 95 with a bunch of hotfixes, and 97 posted all over it instead.
It didn't last long due to 98 coming out shortly it was eventually discarded as an actual OS.
No big deal because they eventually added those hotfixes into 95 anyways.
It was a failed project at best.
Technically Windows 97 did not exist.
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I have a Windows 2000 laptop, it is amazing! keep yours for some display to use at a picnic, or orgy.You could name it like: Outdated Pieces of Shit.
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Posted at: 9/24/09 09:10 PM
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throw it away because it's obsolete
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At 9/24/09 09:05 PM, Darmealea wrote: 1. Grab my Girlfriend and smash the fuck out of it with a Louisville slugger and anything else in the nearby area.
Back up in your ass with the Resurrection
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Posted at: 9/24/09 09:52 PM
No one is going to tell me to break it are you?
Posted at: 9/24/09 10:11 PM
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At 9/24/09 09:52 PM, Darmealea wrote: No one is going to tell me to break it are you?
nah.. but.. you should probably just, throw it away, its not gonna be very usefull, but maybe.. keep it, you never know..
Posted at: 9/24/09 10:12 PM
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install windows 7 on it
Posted at: 9/24/09 10:14 PM
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Save it for gaming.
fuckin' oldschool shit yo.
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At 9/24/09 10:12 PM, IndustrialIndustries wrote: install windows 7 on it
which would casue a time paradox shit, and Microsoft would totally fuck him in the ass hard. I mean really hard. Like a fucking car in his ass.
Posted at: 9/24/09 10:33 PM
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No, no, your doing it wrong, you install Windows Vista instead.
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Posted at: 9/24/09 11:00 PM
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At 9/24/09 09:10 PM, Timmy wrote: At 9/24/09 09:05 PM, Darmealea wrote: 1. Grab my Girlfriend and smash the fuck out of it with a Louisville slugger and anything else in the nearby area.Back up in your ass with the Resurrection
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Posted at: 9/25/09 12:47 AM
I'm probably going to smash the shit out of it on camera.
Posted at: 9/25/09 12:50 AM
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At 9/25/09 12:47 AM, Darmealea wrote: I'm probably going to smash the shit out of it on camera.
WAIT!
Office Space. Bow-bow ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooouh-wee-ooo bow-bow. That is all. You must have a scene where you lose it completely and must be restrained by friends.
Posted at: 9/25/09 12:53 AM
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At 9/25/09 12:50 AM, Evark wrote: WAIT! Office Space. Bow-bow ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooouh-wee-ooo bow-bow. That is all. You must have a scene where you lose it completely and must be restrained by friends.
Yes do this, then break out in a kinky secretary fantasy sex scene, using broken pieces as pleasure objects.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 12:55 AM
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Windows 97?
I don't think that exists. Sounds like a bootlegged + modified version of 95.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 01:08 AM
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At 9/25/09 12:55 AM, Noodleboy111 wrote: Windows 97? I don't think that exists. Sounds like a bootlegged + modified version of 95.
Yeah, I still have my Windows 98 but I've never heard of a Windows 97.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 01:12 AM
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The motherboard on that computer probably has hardware that is ancient dude. That'd be highly illogical. You can smash it if you want, but just take the hard drive out for the sake of saying you own a hard drive with windows 97 on it. Also, any evidence of the said computer?
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Posted at: 9/25/09 01:17 AM
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It's could be a collectors item for some basement dwelling computer geek. Sell it on ebay.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 01:19 AM
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At 9/24/09 10:14 PM, putzpie wrote: Save it for gaming. fuckin' oldschool shit yo.
Yes. There are some fucking sweet games for Windows 98.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 01:30 AM
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At 9/24/09 09:05 PM, Darmealea wrote: Grab my Girlfriend and smash the fuck out of it with a Louisville slugger and anything else in the nearby area.
1. Why the fuck would you beat the shit out of your girlfriend with a baseball bat because you found an old computer?
2. You referred to your girlfriend as "it". Are you referring to a woman you treat as an object, or your hand?
Lulz
Posted at: 9/25/09 01:31 AM
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Keep it...
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Posted at: 9/25/09 01:36 AM
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Donate it to the museum of the future.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 01:45 AM
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WTF, that's lousy. I have respect for all my stuff, if it needs to go, at least I donate it to some people who sell random things.
Posted at: 9/25/09 03:07 AM
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I have a fully working windows 95 laptop, with top of the range touchpad, and even a USB 1 port! I'm gonna keep it until I'm like 40 and sell it to a museum or something. It'll be worth loads.
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Posted at: 9/25/09 03:16 AM
At 9/25/09 03:07 AM, andy70707 wrote: .... I'm gonna keep it until I'm like 40 and sell it to a museum or something. It'll be worth loads.
SEE!?
You should totally fix up that computer, and put it into storage!
Posted at: 9/25/09 03:26 AM
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Windows 97 was a codename for Windows 98 (It was planned to be shipped in 1997)
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Posted at: 9/25/09 03:48 AM
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Windows 97 is real?
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