Porn.

[Torkelson]

Now that i have your attention....

We've all seen it... seen things we can never un-see. We all enjoy it in our own special way. But i wanna talk about it in the most simplest of terms, just a man and woman making love. For most, this is just fine and dandy....for others, if there isn't something furry or has a dick it shouldn't, then it's just not exciting....

But for us more simplistic folks, who can get off too the basics, there (I believe) is one problem.... Porn is TO FUCKING LONG. There's something about a guy with a bigger dick then me pounding the fuck outta some chick for 30 or 40 minutes that is just off putting... Shit needs to get to the point. 15 or 20 minutes of porn is about all i can handle.... it get's boring... "OH FUCK IT'S SO GOOD! OH GAWD! OH GAWD! OH GAWD OH SHIT OH GAAAAWWWWD!!!!" No matter how hot the chick is... that, after 20 minutes is rather redundant...

Cut to the chase please... It should be like this: A bit of foreplay...Sloppy hot blowjob for a few minutes... About 10 to 18 minutes of fucking... And a creampie/ facial/ swallow/ whatever ending....Sounds good to me. You can call it ADD or lack of stamina or whatever... I'm here to get a job done, sitting around for 45 minutes is just a waste of time... Fucking Internet....

What do you people think?

TLTR: Go jerk off... but just for a little bit...

[AlphaCentauri]

I never really last past a minute anyway, I just skip to the a good part in the middle and it all works out.

[zero-gravity]

I personally only believe in watching 5 minute videos where you see major ramming and total orgasms. My philosophy: cut out the crap and get right to the good stuff.

[Cericon]

I find normal porn to be boring.

[Crashman]

I have the porn body, so I'm never jealous.

[j-wizzle91]

i get bored about 30 minutes in thats where i for some start to force myself to watch
p.s. great porn layout my exact thoughts

[Eclipse914]

I agree. Seriously, the ones where they go at it for like 40 minutes straight with absolutely no variation get downright boring. Plus, I don't last that long. Porn producers need to get their shit straight.

[jake-thesnake]

At 9/24/09 09:31 PM, Eclipse914 wrote: I agree. Seriously, the ones where they go at it for like 40 minutes straight with absolutely no variation get downright boring. Plus, I don't last that long. Porn producers need to get their shit straight.

seriously, they also need to like change the girl every two minutes. But that would be a pretty fucking big cast tho, wouldn't it?

[Post]

I hate the 20 minute ones, when the first 5-10 minutes is just talking and shit.

Short sharp and sweet is how I like my porn.

[agustana]

A man is only as good as the porn he watches.

[Timmy]

All porn movies should be 37 seconds long. No more. No less.

[YoinK]

I could fuck a girl for an hour or more. A person just needs good genetics like me.

[Slosha69]

Well, you don't have to watch the whole thing lol! The reason it's so long is because how loose these chicks are. If you have fucked a loose chick, you know exactly what I mean.

[korg53]

At 9/24/09 10:57 PM, agustana wrote: A man is only as good as the porn he watches.

And how about women? Wanna know

[agustana]

At 9/24/09 11:07 PM, korg53 wrote:

At 9/24/09 10:57 PM, agustana wrote: A man is only as good as the porn he watches.

And how about women? Wanna know

I enjoy porn.

[Sully]

At 9/24/09 11:01 PM, Timmy wrote: All porn movies should be 37 seconds long. No more. No less.

....

Why did you choose that number?

That number is The Follower.

[95688kage]

no, HENTAI

[Sully]

I'll make sense out of that when I get an answer.

[Toukeman]

I enjoyment of the movie is in the eye of the beholder. If you enjoy the 10 porn movie, then that is what you like. I enjoy the longer pron movies. It is different from person to person.

[GeneralAC]

At 9/24/09 11:07 PM, korg53 wrote:

At 9/24/09 10:57 PM, agustana wrote: A man is only as good as the porn he watches.

And how about women? Wanna know

A women is only as good as the porn she stars in.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Porn does that. They add silly stories and characters, dumb jokes, and make you wait forever just to see some boobage and action, and like that it's gone. That's why I prefer just nude pictures over actual porn video as in lovemaking.

[korg53]

At 9/24/09 11:11 PM, agustana wrote:

At 9/24/09 11:07 PM, korg53 wrote:

At 9/24/09 10:57 PM, agustana wrote: A man is only as good as the porn he watches.

And how about women? Wanna know

I enjoy porn.

not a convincing answer but I like it

[thatoneguyfromDD]

I actually enjoy watching the whole thing.

Masturbating for 35 minutes or so brings a much better climax than quickly doing it in two minutes./

[korg53]

At 9/24/09 11:26 PM, GeneralAC wrote:

At 9/24/09 11:07 PM, korg53 wrote:

At 9/24/09 10:57 PM, agustana wrote: A man is only as good as the porn he watches.

And how about women? Wanna know

A women is only as good as the porn she stars in.

Not an agreable answer to women but I lold about it

[ryanson209]

What happened to the good ole' days?

Porn isn't like it used to be; it's all about style, not substance (lol pun?)

[Deadchick]

....I wish they were longer >.> X3

lol, long.

[korg53]

At 9/25/09 12:01 AM, Deadchick wrote: ....I wish they were longer >.> X3

lol, long.

You forgot thickness

[alucardxmeow]

At 9/24/09 09:06 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I never really last past a minute anyway, I just skip to the a good part in the middle and it all works out.

I'm assuming that's how most of us do it, unless you must have A LOT of time.

[chubbthehippo]

i like porn.

[boloneyman]

I find that the finish feels more sensational if I sit through all the introduction stuff and foreplay. Sometimes I just don't have time to do that though. It feels the best when I lay flat on my back in my bed. Someday I'll be able to put it in a girl...

YEAH RIGHT!