Punk-ass motherfucking scumbags

[7IsUnlucky]

My bike got stolen today, because I don't have a lock
fucking thief pieces of shit
I live 1.5+ miles from school across rough terrain, so without a bike, I'm fucking screwed
What's even worse is that there was another much nicer bike without a lock next to mine, but it's just fucking fine

[Piss]

shouldve stolen the nicer bike geez

[putzpie]

Oh that was your bike?

sorry.

[Master117chief]

At 9/24/09 05:27 PM, Piss wrote: shouldve stolen the nicer bike geez

This.

[ghostxero]

sounds personal

[TheTrooper5]

At 9/24/09 05:26 PM, 7IsUnlucky wrote: My bike got stolen today, because I don't have a lock

Found your problem Chief....

[SessileNomad]

At 9/24/09 05:28 PM, Master117chief wrote:

At 9/24/09 05:27 PM, Piss wrote: shouldve stolen the nicer bike geez

This.

double this.

[TheRedLightning]

At 9/24/09 05:28 PM, SessileNomad wrote:

At 9/24/09 05:28 PM, Master117chief wrote:

At 9/24/09 05:27 PM, Piss wrote: shouldve stolen the nicer bike geez

don`t thiefs got friends, they should have taken both...

[TightRope]

Everyone who has replied has pretty much picked this apart, you tripled failed, lost your bike, didn't have a lock and didn't take the guys bike next to you.

[PenguinKommando]

I have a similar problem; I was heading into the store for just like a few minutes maybe 10 or more, and I figured since I was just going to be there a bit of a while, I might as well leave the keys in the ignition and the doors unlocked and windows rolled down so Fuzzy, my buddy-bear who I left to guard the car, could get a nice breeze, but when I came back my car was gone! WTF I parked next to a Corvette too!
WTF is up wit that shit man?

[yurgenburgen]

In a perfect world we'd be able to leave our bikes anywhere without fear of them being stolen, but realistically if you don't lock your bike up you're just asking for it to get rinsed.

[TheSilverGuitar]

Ride a city bus.

[7IsUnlucky]

At 9/24/09 05:37 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: In a perfect world we'd be able to leave our bikes anywhere without fear of them being stolen, but realistically if you don't lock your bike up you're just asking for it to get rinsed.

It's been there for at least 4 weeks without getting stolen.

[D3NTATUS]

My heart goes out to you, bike theft is one of the most heinous of crimes. My friend got his bike stolen last year, and we were prepared to destroy the thief.

[HighWayStar365]

n----r stole your bike!

[EpicFail]

So tell your parents to drive you to school, or better yet, take a fucking bus.

[boloneyman]

If your bike is so important to you, you should have taken the effort ot look after it and buy a lock. Your next mistake was expecting pity from Newgrounds. You could have gotten rapped and users would have cracked jokes.

[Acid]

At 9/24/09 05:26 PM, 7IsUnlucky wrote: My bike got stolen today, because I don't have a lock
fucking thief pieces of shit
I live 1.5+ miles from school across rough terrain, so without a bike, I'm fucking screwed
What's even worse is that there was another much nicer bike without a lock next to mine, but it's just fucking fine

Look at it this way

You have a very fine excuse to beg your parents to buy you a knew one.

You need one AND you were a victim of theft.

Pull the provide and the pity card on your parents.

(If it means anything I got my bike stole when i was 15. It was a 350$ Haro I hid it behind some bushes and left it for 5 MINUTES)

[Cybersief]

Well gee, I walk a mile to and from school every day in 100 degree weather, so don't be bitching about walking, but yeah. Sucks your bike was stolen. Just report it to the local police (Not 911, police) and wait for them to (probably never) do something about it.

[explodingbunnies]

At 9/24/09 05:26 PM, 7IsUnlucky wrote: RAAAGE RAAAGGEE IM FUCKING PISSED BECAUSE MY BIKE WAS STOLEN AND NOW I WANT TO YELL AT YOU SO YOU CAN SYMPATHIZE!!

shut the fuck up, i Really dont give a flying fuck about you, or that your bike was stolen.

[zombiemaster]

At 9/24/09 05:26 PM, 7IsUnlucky wrote: My bike got stolen today, because I don't have a lock

LOL dumbass

[NitroHazard]

At 9/24/09 05:26 PM, 7IsUnlucky wrote:

:there was another much nicer bike without a lock next to mine

Why would i steal my own bike?

[Fear57]

I don't feel sorry for you because you didn't have a lock, and you have 1.5 miles to cross? OH GOD!! OH FUCKING NO!!

[LichKingz]

At 9/24/09 06:25 PM, KingExodus wrote:

At 9/24/09 05:28 PM, SessileNomad wrote:

At 9/24/09 05:28 PM, Master117chief wrote:

At 9/24/09 05:27 PM, Piss wrote: shouldve stolen the nicer bike geez

This.

double this.

Triple this.

Quadriple this.

Really, it's just common fucking sense.

[Digital-Terror]

1.5 miles is about 2.5 kilometers.

You must be lost without that bike. Woe is you. Everybody feel sorry for him.

[MemoryCard]

You deserved it.

[Timmy]

That's why you buy your bike from Walmart for $40. Then you're not completely heartbroken when it gets stolen or breaks.

[Supman914]

At 9/24/09 05:26 PM, 7IsUnlucky wrote: My bike got stolen today, because I don't have a lock
fucking thief pieces of shit
I live 1.5+ miles from school across rough terrain, so without a bike, I'm fucking screwed
What's even worse is that there was another much nicer bike without a lock next to mine, but it's just fucking fine

Give him useless threats like im going to slit your throat and then give him popular insults like go fuck your self

[Zombie-Toaster]

I walk two miles to school every day. And through traffic too. Either toughen up or be smart enough to buy a lock next time.

[7IsUnlucky]

I have no money for a new bike
Or lock, for that matter, but it doesn't really matter now