If you were god...

[Tobi]

What would you be like? What would you look like? Would you be merciful, or punishing? I must know, NG.

[DeIirium]

I wouldn't exist.

[Tobi]

At 9/24/09 12:19 PM, DeIirium wrote: I wouldn't exist.

Well put.

[Rokas1337]

i am a god, people just dont know me as one...

[Chiklay4]

I would look like Jesus as seen in "Oh Jesus"

[noobcake4life]

id be just as i am now, but could do ANYTHING.....and so i would erase newgrounds from existence.....

[PabMo]

At 9/24/09 12:19 PM, DeIirium wrote: I wouldn't exist.

Same answer.

[Catsownyou]

I would dissolve religion.

[Offgore]

At 9/24/09 12:23 PM, KingExodus wrote: I'd be a black guy wearing a long white robe with a big afro and a comb in it.
Oh and I would ban everyone who doubted me or something like that with my ban hammer.

Ban hammer ftw.

if I were god I would make my account to level 60 and change my name to Penis. And then I'd become the god of newgrounds and i'd look like jesus =D

[Tobi]

I'd be a black guy wearing a long white robe with a big afro and a comb in it.
Oh and I would ban everyone who doubted me or something like that with my ban hammer.

Ban hammer ftw.

if I were god I would make my account to level 60 and change my name to Penis. And then I'd become the god of newgrounds and i'd look like jesus =D

Ya know, theres more to being god than NG.

[BardenBarden]

/well for starters it would go against my beliefs... so i wouldnt exist, i would probabaly, in actual fact be a big headed 8 year old who THINKS they r god, like most of them do

[Tobi]

At 9/24/09 12:43 PM, KingExodus wrote: I'd destroy and rape Tobi0's soul.

What I ever do to you?

*sniffle*

[M-Y]

I'd rape you all

[UnreaK745]

I'd fuck hot emo chicks. Emo and ex-girlfriends. They fucking kick ass. I'd get all the video games in the world ... I'd get the 360, PS3 and the Wii. And a Mac and a PC. And every game there would ever be.
I'd fuck hot bitches while smoking all sorts of shit and playing Halo 3 ODST online.

Fucking paradise.

[Upyourface]

At 9/24/09 12:20 PM, tobi0 wrote:

At 9/24/09 12:19 PM, DeIirium wrote: I wouldn't exist.

Well put.

Indeed.

[supersayinlink]

i would probobly make zombies attack. yah that would be awesome!

[Allah]

I am already god.

[nutter11111]

I'd make every other person me.
And every other every other person sum hawt emo chick. Then we all have one massive worldwide orgy.

[Chocomilk]

At 9/24/09 12:41 PM, tobi0 wrote: Ya know, theres more to being god than NG.

Seriously?

[FlashPopcorn1337]

I don't believe in god, but i would send the idiots to a place where they don't bother us.

[ultimatexpka]

but there will never be a god...

[InnerChild548]

At 9/24/09 03:08 PM, Upyourface wrote:

At 9/24/09 12:20 PM, tobi0 wrote:

At 9/24/09 12:19 PM, DeIirium wrote: I wouldn't exist.

Well put.

Indeed.

Quite.

[Freaki-boy92]

I would be fair, but Heaven would be filled with heavy metal sounds

[SoulMaster71]

Looks? Please, I'm beyond the physical, I can look like anything or nothing at all. As far as what I'm like... Don't absolutely deny the supernatural and try your hardest to be a good person in the context of your society (protip: you must restrain the urges of your instinct), you'll get to Heaven, or at least "Purgatory" in preparation for Heaven. Otherwise, you're going to Hell.

Also, it's now a sin to have sex outside your born race. I did that Tower of Babel thing for a reason, and I don't need your corrupted libido fucking it up!

[Gagsy]

I'd kill humans, then watch my world florish again.

[Snuff]

At 9/24/09 12:41 PM, tobi0 wrote:
Ya know, theres more to being god than NG.

There is more to NG than God.

[SoulMaster71]

At 9/24/09 04:56 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote:

At 9/24/09 12:41 PM, tobi0 wrote:
Ya know, theres more to being god than NG.

There is more to NG than God.

There's also his main account Stamper.

[Tobi]

At 9/24/09 04:54 PM, KingExodus wrote: So I win this thread?

Well, I'm god of this thread, seeing as I created it and all. So I say no.

[Snuff]

At 9/24/09 03:07 PM, UnreaK745 wrote: I'd fuck hot emo chicks. Emo and ex-girlfriends. They fucking kick ass. I'd get all the video games in the world ... I'd get the 360, PS3 and the Wii. And a Mac and a PC. And every game there would ever be.
I'd fuck hot bitches while smoking all sorts of shit and playing Halo 3 ODST online.

Fucking paradise.

BTW, that's just fucking sad.

[Gagsy]

At 9/24/09 04:58 PM, tobi0 wrote:

At 9/24/09 04:54 PM, KingExodus wrote: So I win this thread?

Well, I'm god of this thread, seeing as I created it and all. So I say no.

I agree with God.