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I wank onto the flush, DONT TOUCH THEM!

At 9/24/09 10:49 AM, Bran-Man wrote: It's like the person had explosive urine while having a seizure.

This made me gaggle hard.

I am to admit i have done this, i really badly needed to shit it was like a life or death kind of i need to shit,
so when i was done i was going to flush but something told me not to, i turned round looked at this godly creature that had been created. then nodded as if to say job well done and walked. with out flushing!!

Happens in my college all the time, I guess theyre in such a rush to get to their next class theat they have time to sit back, relax, and shit but not to take 3 seconds and flush the toilet.

At 9/24/09 03:13 AM, mrgreg846 wrote:

At 9/24/09 03:10 AM, Mr-Fluffykins wrote: im saying dont compplain... someone doesnt flush big deal, you flush it,

If more people were like you, I wouldn't be surprised if the black plague started again.

the bubonic plague was spread by fleas,not people not flushing

At 9/24/09 06:56 AM, AluminumNads wrote: Here is some sound advice for those who like to leave a floater in the toilet:

You want.... you want us to "suck it down"? Like, drink it?

At 9/24/09 03:37 AM, Mr-Fluffykins wrote: im not saying dont flush.. im saying dont complain if somebody doesnt flush just flush and suck it up....

You're contradicting yourself. By saying "suck it up" you are, in essence, telling him not to complain. Also, we have every right to be upset over this. It's a disgusting, disrespectful, and a most uncivilized behavior.

Anyways, I wholeheartedly agree with the OP. Few things in life irk me more than some degenerate who can't be bothered enough to clean up after himself. Some advice, if you want to feel more comfortable usng the toilet seat, put some toilet paper on and then sit on it. I always do that on public toilets, God knows what was on it.

I was just thinking about that the other day. They need an automatic flusher on toilets.

When I worked at a movie theatre, I always had to kick the flusher for anyone who didn't flush it themselves. A couple of times I actually had to clean up shit on the toilet, for whatever reason why the shit didn't go in.

Anyway, yeah, it's stupid and selfish. Even if you did flush with your hand, there's such a thing as washing your hands afterward.

not flushing is fucking nasty. But complaining about it won't do a bit of good...the shit's still in the toilet waiting to be flushed. I run into that alot of the time and even though I am pissed about it I just flush it and do my duty and its done. Not that big of a deal.

If it's yellow let it mellow; if it's brown flush it down. Tha tha thats what mama always says.

At 9/24/09 08:03 PM, Gortag wrote:

At 9/24/09 03:13 AM, mrgreg846 wrote:

At 9/24/09 03:10 AM, Mr-Fluffykins wrote: im saying dont compplain... someone doesnt flush big deal, you flush it,

If more people were like you, I wouldn't be surprised if the black plague started again.

the bubonic plague was spread by fleas,not people not flushing

Ah, right you are (googled it a bit). I just remembered that being taught at my school as one of the causes (them public schools! :\). But anyhow I wouldn't be surprised if something like it started up if shit was just left outside everywhere.

It's just lazyness.

At 9/24/09 03:06 AM, Mr-Fluffykins wrote: oh suck it the fuck up... ok its shit
theres been over 3000000000000 bowl movements taken by humans alone in our life time... youd think wed get used to it... let it float there, dont be a little bitch... its our bodys expulsion of the uneeded stuff from out food... alll natural , nothing to be a little pussy about

Hey there. Wanna bathe in my feces?

Consider yourself lucky.

At least it's not on the floor.

At 9/24/09 03:37 AM, ultimatexpka wrote: LADIES! comon!!!, its just turd

Fuck you you stold what I was going to say.

Fucking ninja'd

I do say, God damn thee who doesn't flush thy commode after they have soiled it's ceramics. These men deserve none other than a fathom of my phallus in their lids.

It's pretty ridiculous. Yesterday, I went to pee and there's a log turd in the toilet. I got pissed off and tried to flush it, but it was so long it was holding up against the wall of the toilet and it wouldn't flush that way. I also had to flush a cluster of rabbit turds today. It's common courtesy people. The toilet isn't the same way as you found it, so clean it up, Jesus.

You should commend them for being eco-friendly in their actions that led to saving so much water.

At 9/24/09 03:06 AM, Mr-Fluffykins wrote: oh suck it the fuck up... ok its shit
theres been over 3000000000000 bowl movements taken by humans alone in our life time... youd think wed get used to it... let it float there, dont be a little bitch... its our bodys expulsion of the uneeded stuff from out food... alll natural , nothing to be a little pussy about

Whoa dude, you're totally rebellious pretending that big disgusting smelly fucking filthy logs of a strangers shit marinating in piss and shit water doesn't bother you..

I wanna be like you some day.

Well good thing I never use public bathrooms.

At 9/25/09 12:55 AM, alucardxmeow wrote: Well good thing I never use public bathrooms.

What if you aren't at home and you have to take a shit? Do you just hold it and hold it, squirming until you can feel pieces of it trying to crown, and then you let it rip and ruin your good pants?

So basicly just take a deep breath, drop the shit and get the fuck outa there.

You forgot to say to flush it after you've had your shit

At 9/24/09 10:29 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: I do say, God damn thee who doesn't flush thy commode after they have soiled it's ceramics. These men deserve none other than a fathom of my phallus in their lids.

jesus when were you born?

One time I had red poop and I didn't flush it.

At 9/24/09 03:04 AM, Post wrote: It's called being REBELLIOUS.

Rebel Yell!

I'M NEVER NEVER NEVER GONNA WIPE MAH BUTT.

At 9/25/09 08:10 AM, homor wrote:

At 9/24/09 03:04 AM, Post wrote: It's called being REBELLIOUS.

Rebel Yell!

I'M NEVER NEVER NEVER GONNA WIPE MAH BUTT.

dude, that's not rebellious, that just plain gross.

Well, SORRY if my shit is too big to flush! You ever thought about that? * Runs out crying*