Forum Topic: My Best Friend's A /b/tard!!!

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Posted at: 9/22/09 10:05 PM

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At 9/22/09 09:53 PM, RoboJesus wrote: /b/ is funnier than Newgrounds. 90% of NG humor originated in /b/.

Truth.

The amount of fail (a 4chan-originated meme) ITT (a 4chan-originated term) is hurting my brain.

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?! (Another 4hcan-originated meme)

See, you can't even say a sentence without having half of what you say be related in some way to 4chan. 4chan isthe internet.

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OP, the best way to get your friend off of 4chan is to present a superior alternative. Good luck.

Also, here is a warning for the ignorant people who happen to be on newgrounds: don't mess with b/. They are the superheros of the internet!!!

My Best Friend's A /b/tard!!!

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At 9/22/09 09:43 PM, Cericon wrote:
At 9/22/09 09:31 PM, KrevZabijak wrote:
At 9/22/09 09:25 PM, MyGuitarSticks wrote: If he was a a true /b/tard, he would have known about rules 1 and 2.
If you were, you'd know those only apply during raids.

gtfo
No, it doesn't.
It applies during everyday internet browsing.
Newfag.

And to respond to MyGuitarSticks, /b/ isn't Anonymous.
And to Cericon, it doesn't matter and I'm pretty sure the subject is talked about many times.

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/b/ is a faggot piece of shit hangout.

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Jesus dan, you make it sound like your friend is on cocaine or some shit. Who cares what websites he visits? You need to stop judging people. Go back to your corner. I'm very disappointed in you.

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Kill yourself, and your friend


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So what? There are quite a few people I know who are /b/tards.

I appreciate it because they understand memes, and when they're not complete fucktards they also like Newgrounds.


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At 9/22/09 10:05 PM, Chillee wrote:
At 9/22/09 09:53 PM, RoboJesus wrote: /b/ is funnier than Newgrounds. 90% of NG humor originated in /b/.
Truth.

The amount of fail (a 4chan-originated meme) ITT (a 4chan-originated term) is hurting my brain.

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?! (Another 4hcan-originated meme)

See, you can't even say a sentence without having half of what you say be related in some way to 4chan. 4chan isthe internet.

Normally I don't get ticked off, but you're acting like it's a god or something.
Let's get some things straight.

1. It's an image board. Nothing more, nothing less.
2. Surprisingly so, 4chan has been known to steal stuff and claim it as their own.
3. 4chan is not the internet. The internet providers are the internet.

With these three key rules, you too can lead a healthier internet lifestyle!

NOTE: if you're not seeing the image like this, then it is because your computer is possessed. You will need force a reload of the internet's lifeline, or kill it completely.

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Posted at: 9/22/09 11:00 PM

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Okay, so far the only things that are anywhere close to a solution are:

1. Murder-Suicide
2. Presenting something better

Also, if you guys think im overreacting, I'm not. Every time he goes on /b/ he becomes more of a dirtbag. And his attitude get's worse. Well, it's not exactly like that, but, 4chan is the only logical cause of his personality change.


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Kill him.

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I lurk on there alot actually. My boyfriend think it's stupid and he hates to think about the fact I go on there. Generally in /b/ and /gif/, I got there for humor, random threads, and I guess some times for porn.

I don't see the big deal. 4chan and especially /b/ has a horrid rap sheet for a lot of things actually but it doesn't mean everyone on there is a fat and ignorant prick who masturbates to CP and hacks forums.

Just leave him be. That shows that your not the best friend in the world to him if you think that just because he does something you dislike, that you shouldn't be friends anymore or see him as the person he's always been.

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At 9/22/09 09:19 PM, DanYeomans wrote: So I need your help, Newgrounds. He's my best friend in the world, and I dont wanna stop hanging with him. The only other solution is to get him off /b/. How can one do this without looking like a dumbass?

Thanks,
Dan

But you don't just look like a dumb ass, you are a dumb ass.

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Are you fucking stupid, or just a troll? His going to /b/ obviously isn't having an adverse effect on your relationship, aside from the fact that you have an irrational dislike for anyone who associates with /b/. If anything, HE should be the one who's worried about YOU for being so judgmental. As long as he isn't spouting off memes from /b/ all the time, then you shouldn't be complaining.


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/b/ is cool as long as you don't fall for the traps or reply to threads with the words CP in them anywhere.

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Then don't stop hanging out with him. Don't let your internet life interfere with your real life... Considering you have one...

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Use the memes when around him as a private joke, you know, make the best of it.


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Fuck off, that site is the best you would love /f/


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could someone post a link to this /b/?


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At 9/23/09 01:20 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: If anything, HE should be the one who's worried about YOU for being so judgmental. As long as he isn't spouting off memes from /b/ all the time, then you shouldn't be complaining.

In other words, be a friend not a warden.

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See this person is intelligent. Just because some of us go to 4chan, or specifically /b/, doesn't mean we are all horrible people. I mean it usually means we have a horrid sense of humor but that is about it. I have been going there for about I would say, 4 years or so and most of friends who go to /b/ never knew I went tell they looked over my shoulder and looked at my screen and they were like, "Is that /b/?!?!?" So the point is just cause /b/ has a bad rep doesn't mean it is full of a bunch of pedo's and hackers. And about your friends attitude. I say there is a deeper problem and you don't have the balls to talk to him so you blame 4chan. Like ever other American does.

Wow your so ugly it looks like your face cought on fire and someone put it out with an axe.


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Google 4chan. Then click 'Random'.
Note, if you're under 18/easily offended/have a tendency to throw up at images. Don't go there.

I personally like /b/, and 4chan as a whole. For all the shit that gets posted there you occasionally come across some kind of holy grail of humour that makes you pee a little. And that's why I lurk.


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At 9/23/09 06:43 AM, Sei2ure wrote:
I personally like /b/, and 4chan as a whole. For all the shit that gets posted there you occasionally come across some kind of holy grail of humour that makes you pee a little. And that's why I lurk.

Congrats you are a true /b/tard lol.

Wow your so ugly it looks like your face cought on fire and someone put it out with an axe.


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If his going on /b/ doesn't affect your friendship in life, I don't know what the big deal is. I know people who go to /b/. I go there myself sometimes. You shouldn't try to get him to stop going to /b/ if he isn't a changed person. From what I can tell, he's been going there a while, which means that he was going there before you found out, which means that you two we're perfectly good friends even while your friend lurked in 4chan. I don't see any reason why life can't just continue as is.

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At 9/22/09 09:19 PM, DanYeomans wrote: So I was talking to my friend the other day, and we were talking, for sum reason, about internet memes. He had told me of some popular meme's that I hadn't heard about. A good hour of research later, I find out that these meme's were particularly popular on 4chan.

As opposed to what? The mast majority of memes were either created or popularized by/on 4chan. /b/ isn't that bad, really. Not as extreme as it used to be, and the other boards are much more sane and enjoyable as well.

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WTF?
Stop hanging out with him!
NG'ers and 4chan'ers are natural born enimies!

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At 9/23/09 08:03 AM, Jackho wrote: WTF?
Stop hanging out with him!
NG'ers and 4chan'ers are natural born enimies!

%u2660And exactly that is why quite a lot NG'ers go to 4chan too. Open your eyes.


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At 9/22/09 10:05 PM, Chillee wrote: The amount of fail (a 4chan-originated meme)

bullshit, precedes 4chan by years

ITT (a 4chan-originated term)

bullshit, precedes 4chan by years

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?! (Another 4hcan-originated meme)

oh wait actually Southpark

See, you can't even say a sentence without having half of what you say be related in some way to 4chan. 4chan isthe internet.

only cos you're an idiot

yeah the OP is dumb (OP is also not from 4chan) but you're also dumb if you think every internet phrase came from 4chan

lol

(that also doesn't come from 4chan)


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What the hell is a /b/tard anyways?

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Posted at: 9/23/09 10:28 AM

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go fuck yourself

honestly, just because your friend goes on /b/ you decide to stop being friends with him?

stop being an asshole and go sort out your issues

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the op smells funny


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