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At 9/22/09 09:32 PM, blakemo wrote: She's cute and all, it's just that she looks like she just had a great big cry.

Newborn = shitload of crying :/

She's cute, can we see pictures of her cawk?

At 9/22/09 09:38 PM, Chillee wrote: She's cute, can we see pictures of her cawk?

lol

So was she a tiny baby when she came out or did she give the mom hell by being a big baby coming out?

by that I mean how much did she weigh

Also was you're wife pissed off at you when she was being born? I remember I was in the room when my cousin was giving birth. I had the camera and she started screaming at me this is what she really said

...IF YOU DONT GET THAT FUCKING CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE WHEN THIS IS OVER IM GUNA RIP OFF YOU'RE GOD DAMN TESTICALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

scary shit....

Oh my God, your baby is hideous.

That's my son!

Not the best picture of her I'm guessing.

congrats tho!

At 9/22/09 06:30 PM, InDuStRiEl wrote: you are apart of my family.

Oh boy.

At 9/22/09 06:40 PM, SatanHam wrote: this honestly creeped the shit out of me.

Her expression is kinda scary

anyway, congratulations!

At 9/22/09 09:46 PM, The-word-destroyer wrote: So was she a tiny baby when she came out or did she give the mom hell by being a big baby coming out?

by that I mean how much did she weigh

5.3 pounds

Also was you're wife pissed off at you when she was being born?

Nope. She wasn't very agressive, but described the pain very clearly.

I remember I was in the room when my cousin was giving birth. I had the camera and she started screaming at me this is what she really said

...IF YOU DONT GET THAT FUCKING CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE WHEN THIS IS OVER IM GUNA RIP OFF YOU'RE GOD DAMN TESTICALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

scary shit....

I'm not sure if I should feel bad, but I laughed :)

Oh God what is that thing? I never thought newborn babies looked cute. You have to wait like, year or two.

Nevertheless, congrats.

YAY for you.. hopefully you'll be able to sleep these next couple of months..
Also first pic is quite scary.. I literally jumped and let out a holler. but she's still cute. Get another picture :D

'Daw, congrats OP. She's a cute one.

Congratulations!

Best wishes.

She was born on World Peace day.

Destiny for the greater good, awaits her.

It looks kinda creepy.. but congratulations.

Have fun in the hell known as parenthood...

Awsome, just awesome. Proud of you big bro. She is cute, you better protect her when she is older XD

also I couldn't sleep, lol.

At 9/23/09 12:30 AM, Deadchick wrote: Awsome, just awesome. Proud of you big bro. She is cute, you better protect her when she is older XD

also I couldn't sleep, lol.

You better watch out, part of her name is Grace.

If you don't keep me chained down I might go after her X3

And as for the topic, cute kid...But her left eye seems like it's missing cause of the lighting o.o

Grab its cock.

Also, I'm happy for you.

Ahhh! She's a cute baby.

Congratulations to you! Your finally a Daddy!

Watch over this child, as she may become very important to us all in the future...

In the meantime, congratulations are in order.

i'd do 'er.

jkjk

congratulations are in order, good sir.

At 9/23/09 12:30 AM, Deadchick wrote: Awsome, just awesome. Proud of you big bro. She is cute, you better protect her when she is older XD

also I couldn't sleep, lol.

Thanks sis :)

She seems really happy right now, so I'm feeling better as well.

Now go to bed you little rascal! :D

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Just kidding, congrats man.

Congratulations man :)

Aww cute little dickens ... thank god i never want to have one. Enjoy yourself dude and grats

A successful troll is successful.

At 9/23/09 02:14 AM, SuperSuperKLC wrote: A successful troll is successful.

How the fuck am I trolling?!

And now it's your life-long duty to raise her well. Good luck.

aaw this is a lovely thread :P I'm so happy for you man, I hope she turns out into a great person and wish you all the best in fatherhood. A word of advice, apparently the first ever poo a child does is unimaginabely smelly