After months of waiting, she's here

[InDuStRiEl]

Yesterday at 1:23 pm, my daughter Jade Grace Peralta was born. I really feel like the luckiest guy in the world right now. I'm just waiting for the doctor to give me permission to take her home, so we can start our life as a family.

Most of you might think that putting a picture of my daughter in this thread is disrespectful, but every single one of you are apart of my family. When I'm bored as shit at work, I can come here and get a good laugh from my brothers and sisters of NG. Basically, I just want to share the experience with every single one of you.

This is the first photo I took of her.

[MultiCanimefan]

Congratulations! She's a cutie :3.

[sharpiemaster]

Congrats dude.

[Fast-forward]

Congrats man, Shes cute XD

baby fart?

[The-word-destroyer]

At 9/22/09 06:30 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Congratulations! She's a cutie :3.

Shes adorably scary!!!! :)

How much did she weigh?

[Daddy-L-Jackson]

Congratulations!!!

Inb4 a pedophile joke (roll of eyes)

[Latecks]

Call me when she's 18.

So that she can open a bank account and I'll giver her money for collage.

[SohlTofang]

>:( fuck babies.
That's all I have to say.
Congrats and everything, I'm sure she'll grow up to be swell,
Also, don't actually fuck babies.

[DasUberCow]

'Grats man! You have achieved biological nirvana. You can kill yourself now.

[Master117chief]

I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but my sister has the best baby of all time.

Of all time.

[KingExodus]

Whats up with her face...
O wait yah congratz...

[Irrelephant]

That's awesome! And Jade is a nice name. Congrats.

[superuberinsaneausm]

congrats hope she wasnt an accident

[Aigis]

Congrats. she looks...

Like every other baby ever.

[katyperryy]

"luckiest guy"

lol, are you a pedo? cause that's kinda weird man...

anyway congratulations on your child I hope you enjoy raising it.

[Sinitech]

Did you really name her after JadeTheAssassin, or was that a joke...?

Regardless, good luck wif teh babby.

[SatanHam]

this honestly creeped the shit out of me.

no offense.

i wish i could say that this wasn't scary to begin with.

[Altair8]

Congrats dude ;D

[SoulMaster71]

Congratulations. Just, uh, don't tell her that one of the first things you did after she was born was put her picture on Newgrounds, OK? I mean, not until she's old enough to handle the stuff here (and that's at least 13, age limit set out by the rules). No offense to NG, these are my people and all, but that's not something you tell your daughter.

[gatbusta32415]

awesome dude heres a cookie

[JKMonkey]

congrats dude! :)

good luck trying to get some sleep in the next year, lol

[Master117chief]

At 9/22/09 06:40 PM, SatanHam wrote: this honestly creeped the shit out of me.

no offense.

i wish i could say that this wasn't scary to begin with.

Photoshop time!

[OneWordName]

Only one who thought this was about a mail order bride?

But seriously, congrats. She's a cute baby. :3

[Jerich0]

She looks very unhappy. Just like Patrick Swayze

[HappyMango]

congrats on the kid...may you all live long enough to watch her resent you

[tweekee]

listen man, that's cool and all, but your baby scared the shit out of me. I mean look at it. It's horrible. It looks like it came from the grudge.

Seriously though, congratulations. I'm happy for you but I hate you for bringing another thing that will become a 5 year old and will make me want to set it on fire to this earth.

[AlphaCentauri]

Congratulations, I really wish you luck, I'm sure its a little scary now, but it will all be great.

[Danavers]

You should've taken a better picture, when I first saw her I thought this was another Antichrist thread.

But uhh anyway, congratulations! =)

[Urban-Champion]

She's cute, but she looks like she saw something really fucking disturbing.

[Hydecka]

What's that thing? Who are you?! Where am I?! What the hell is going?! I'm so scared and confused right now!?! WHY!!!?