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At 9/22/09 09:10 PM, Canas wrote:

Sounds like somebody just missed the satire

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If no one can tell it's satire, except for you, you obviously didn't do a good job at it.
Type better fuckchum..

At 9/22/09 04:11 PM, Canas wrote:

:We figure that seven or eight beers in we'll have the confidence to approach any woman and somehow that equation will equal intercourse by the end of the night. We're simple creatures, we drink to help us procreate. Because most of us are too pathetic to be as successful sober.

LOL @ liquid courage. I like beer because it's good. I drink beer because I should. If there was a song to sing. I'd sing it and beer you bring. I drink beer when I am sad. 'Cause the beer it makes me glad. Now there's nothing left to sing. So lets go drink beer!

My friend Fanny and I got wasted and made someone cry and than she started wrestling our friend and power slammed her head into the ground.

She was deffinately the life of the party.

I didn't realize drinking alcohol related to sex so much..
I just thought most people drank to feel better, and not prepare them for sex..??
What about those that drink to numb their problems and such...

At 9/23/09 02:21 PM, MoriChax wrote: I didn't realize drinking alcohol related to sex so much..
I just thought most people drank to feel better, and not prepare them for sex..??
What about those that drink to numb their problems and such...

I guess a couple beers are ok but I've tried having sex wasted before and it just didn't work if ya know what I'm saying.

At 9/23/09 02:21 PM, MoriChax wrote: I didn't realize drinking alcohol related to sex so much..

Sorry but this statement led me to think you were either gay, or 8 years old.