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At 7/1/06 09:00 PM, OceIot wrote: I enjoyed it.

And I should care...why?

At 7/1/06 09:25 PM, CharIotte wrote:

At 7/1/06 09:00 PM, OceIot wrote: I enjoyed it.

And I should care...why?

It might just be me, but...I don't think he likes you.

I know you don't care anyway.

At 7/1/06 09:27 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: It might just be me, but...I don't think he likes you.

I know you don't care anyway.

I don't see a reason for him not to. He never liked me from the start, even though I never said anything out of the ordinary. I just helped him get back onto Newgrounds a couple days ago, the least he could do is not waste his time here making me spend mine trying to force people to get along.

At 7/1/06 09:17 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: I'm a bit late in my remarks, but congratulations to the club on passing 1,000 pages. I've been periodically following your progress since the original debate and drama surrounding your inception, and I'm proud of how well the group has turned out.

If all clubs were as quick to notify mods of infractions and spam in their threads, the C&C would be a better place.

Congratulations.

thanks ted, god knows you really helped us out in the past (no one around here who knows about it firsthand except ghost and me) but youre a good guy, and always an honorary mafioso.

At 7/1/06 09:27 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: It might just be me, but...I don't think he likes you.

I like her *wink*

At 7/1/06 10:15 PM, TwilightLegend wrote: I like her *wink*

If you like your penis l would keep that to yourself...*wink*

Uh, hey guys. Glad to be back from a few days absence. I got myself addicted to playing stuff like Rez and Kingdom Hearts 2. I got pissed off at the fact I keep getting my ass handed to me by one of the bosses, so I took a break. Besides, I need to spend time here.

Well, I haven't read the last few pages, so I best be doing that so I know what's been going.

Until then, wassup everyone? Everyone's day been bright?

At 7/1/06 10:35 PM, StevensA wrote: Until then, wassup everyone? Everyone's day been bright?

Been doing good, and considering that it's night time my day isn't getting any brighter. So besides a typical addiction to video games, how've you been.

Can I get in?

At 7/1/06 10:45 PM, homer8722 wrote: Can I get in?

You seem to have a lot of oneliners, try not to do that anymore. Make 25 more intelligetn, (No spam or pointless one liner) posts and come back. It will then be decided if you're in or not. Have a nice day.

At 7/1/06 10:38 PM, Boris-4-U wrote:

At 7/1/06 10:35 PM, StevensA wrote: Until then, wassup everyone? Everyone's day been bright?

Been doing good, and considering that it's night time my day isn't getting any brighter. So besides a typical addiction to video games, how've you been.

Well, that's really about it. Other than getting out of the house for food, going to Wal-Mart only to find out they won't let you buy God of War unless you're 17, and listening to a crap load of rock, nothing really.

Good to know what's been happening. I was reading and I was surprised to see Fragment. I thought he left, too. Good to see him back.

(unless he really did leave, of course. I guess we'll just have to wait and see..)

At 7/1/06 11:00 PM, StevensA wrote: (unless he really did leave, of course. I guess we'll just have to wait and see..)

He did leave, but stops in every now and then. So with the help of a friend l've got Flash for free and can make movies. I'm gonna help him in a collab as soon as l figure out how to fucking work everything. This is gonna be fun.

Hello, everyone! I'm back from a week of horrible camping. It just poured rain like buckets for most of the week I was there. Lucky me.

At 6/27/06 12:02 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: So as much as you remember this page, remember all the people that couldn't be here to witness it. All the people who gave their time to be here, but couldn't in the most greatest of hours.

Thanks, Boris, for typing that little line. That somewhat eases the pain of missing the coolest page in the Mafia.

Anyways, I'll probably make a story tomarrow. 'Till then!

At 7/1/06 09:17 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: I'm a bit late in my remarks, but congratulations to the club on passing 1,000 pages. I've been periodically following your progress since the original debate and drama surrounding your inception, and I'm proud of how well the group has turned out.
If all clubs were as quick to notify mods of infractions and spam in their threads, the C&C would be a better place.
Congratulations.

Why thank you. It's good to see someone from the outside appreciating our club. Apparently you helped us out in the past as well, thanks again. The club's very well run so that's why we can deal with spam. I hope this view is shared by other mods.

can i join please

Chapter 4- Trivia’s Lab

As I shoved a skinny 120 cig in my mouth and lit it, I walked into the lab I had been led through earlier. There was a man in a lab coat writing on his clipboard. I tapped his shoulder and he turned around and cracked me over the head with the clipboard. He blinked and smiled, “Oh, sorry, it’s you.” He said. I held my head, “What the fuck was that for?” He shook his head as he looked back at his clipboard, “I hate it when people sneak up on me while I’m working.” He said, “Name’s Trivia, in case you don’t know already.”

I looked over his shoulder at the clipboard, it seemed like he was just checking things off as he inspected the robots that were working. He looked at me and frowned, “Can I help you?” I stumbled back in a bit of shock at his sudden speech, “Oh, uhh, well I was told to ask you why I can’t be a sniper.” I told him. Trivia shook his head, “No you weren’t,.” he said., “You’re curious and you were told that if you CARED TO KNOW, to ask me why you can’t be a sniper. “ he pointed his pen at me, and a laser fired into my chest, creating a small burning hole that I had to cover with my hand to keep from stinging. “By miss-representing a fellow Mafia member, you insult the whole Mafia.” He said, “Which is why you deserved that, next time I’ll make sure the laser hole is bigger.”

After about five minutes, I licked my lips and clapped my hands together in a bored fashion, walking around the lab, “So…are you going to tell me or not?” I asked. Trivia slammed his clipboard onto the desk in front of him and smiled, “Of course, follow me.” I was curious as to what I was following him to, I thought this was his whole lab, what else was there to show me. He pushed on a tile in the wall, making it turn sideways and reveal a passageway. I shook my head in amazement, normally I only saw this in movies. Trivia pulled me with him, giving me little choice on my navigation. We stopped in a large room with a chair in the middle, and several rings surrounding it. He smiled and pointed at the chair, “We put you in that while you were unconscious. The chair and the rings scan your mind for your best suited attributes. Being a sniper for your old gang made your muscles go to waste, this simply will not do here.” He said, “We need you on the front lines, fighting off any who dare oppose our beloved Mafia.”

I went to the chair and sat in it, instantly, straps covered my wrists and ankles and head. I tried to get away, but then silently thanked that I was strapped down when I was pushed high into the air with the rings, which started to circle me in different directions. I looked at a screen ahead of me, which lit up and had a bar graph on it. On the bar graph, as one of the rings lit up and the chair lit up, the word “Pistols” appeared, and the number 18% appeared next to it, with a bar representing the number. “Machineguns and Automatics” appeared next to it and the number 23% appeared next to it, again, with a bar representing it, and a circle that surrounded me lighting up. This continued until most of the circles were done, with a few more categories, including Snipers which I got a meager 14% in. Melee Fighting, however, I got a 63% in, which made Trivia clap giddily, “You see?!” he yelled up at me. That settled it, I was obviously best suited to be a fighter of melee caliber, not a problem to me, after seeing the proof.

-To be Continued.

At 7/1/06 10:32 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: If you like your penis l would keep that to yourself...*wink*

Can someone tell me when I became famous for threatening people with castration? I don't remember even mentioning it before.

At 7/2/06 07:50 AM, CharIotte wrote:

At 7/1/06 10:32 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: If you like your penis l would keep that to yourself...*wink*

Can someone tell me when I became famous for threatening people with castration? I don't remember even mentioning it before.

it's been that way since i mentioned you castrating in my stories i believe. Ever since then people just stuck with it...sorry.

At 7/2/06 07:50 AM, CharIotte wrote:

At 7/1/06 10:32 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: If you like your penis l would keep that to yourself...*wink*

Can someone tell me when I became famous for threatening people with castration? I don't remember even mentioning it before.

When I first joined I joked about your profession...

At 7/2/06 07:52 AM, BigLundi wrote: it's been that way since i mentioned you castrating in my stories i believe. Ever since then people just stuck with it...sorry.

That's probably it.

At 7/2/06 09:21 AM, OceIot wrote: When I first joined I joked about your profession...

Once isn't enough to be famous for it.

At 7/2/06 12:35 PM, CharIotte wrote:

At 7/2/06 07:52 AM, BigLundi wrote: it's been that way since i mentioned you castrating in my stories i believe. Ever since then people just stuck with it...sorry.

That's probably it.

At 7/2/06 09:21 AM, OceIot wrote: When I first joined I joked about your profession...

Once isn't enough to be famous for it.

And why not?

At 7/2/06 12:53 PM, OceIot wrote: And why not?

BigLundi used it in his stories more than enough times before I ever joked about it myself.

At 7/2/06 01:12 PM, CharIotte wrote:

At 7/2/06 12:53 PM, OceIot wrote: And why not?

BigLundi used it in his stories more than enough times before I ever joked about it myself.

My real question was: do you enjoy castrating other people's pee pees?

At 7/2/06 01:26 PM, OceIot wrote: My real question was: do you enjoy castrating other people's pee pees?

That doesn't even deserve an answer.

At 7/2/06 01:31 PM, CharIotte wrote:

At 7/2/06 01:26 PM, OceIot wrote: My real question was: do you enjoy castrating other people's pee pees?

That doesn't even deserve an answer.

Of course, I was just trying to spark up an intellectual conversation about 3 inch penises.

At 7/2/06 01:39 PM, OceIot wrote: Of course, I was just trying to spark up an intellectual conversation about 3 inch penises.

What's there to talk about? They're the smallest normal size, nothing significant to discuss.

At 7/2/06 01:39 PM, OceIot wrote: Of course, I was just trying to spark up an intellectual conversation about 3 inch penises.

Well expect that conversation to be very.....short.

At 7/2/06 01:43 PM, CharIotte wrote: smallest normal size

So you despise small penises, and like big penises? Is that what your trying to say?

Congratulations on your 2,015th post Borad...I mean Boris.

At 7/2/06 02:00 PM, OceIot wrote: So you despise small penises, and like big penises? Is that what your trying to say?

Is that to difficult to understand?

At 7/2/06 02:01 PM, OceIot wrote: Congratulations on your 2,015th post Borad...I mean Boris.

Thanks Ocelittle....l mean Ocelot.