At 3/7/06 05:38 PM, BORIS-4-U wrote: O my God that was funny thanks for this.

HAHAA this is so fun...I think you are the only one who has heard it, or at least said somethin. I love this site, its fuckin nuts

glad you got to hear it Boris, I think people overlooked my post, but this should be fun

At 3/7/06 07:07 PM, GoodFella wrote:

At 3/7/06 05:38 PM, BORIS-4-U wrote: O my God that was funny thanks for this.

HAHAA this is so fun...I think you are the only one who has heard it, or at least said somethin. I love this site, its fuckin nuts

glad you got to hear it Boris, I think people overlooked my post, but this should be fun

I think it's because you didn't put a link in, but whatever, it's still funny as hell.

I put a better link in my sig so if anyone can't find the chat room, now you can. I suggest more people go in it. It gets lonely by yourself in there.

I am very trust worthy, and I want to be in the mafia, SIgn me up and watch this

At 3/7/06 07:56 PM, cooldude1 wrote: I am very trust worthy, and I want to be in the mafia, SIgn me up

To be in you have to have 50 intelligent (no spam or one liner) posts. Come back when you have them and have a nice day.

and watch this

Watched it, not impressed.

Secrets of the Godfather: part II

Ghost announced that he would be taking an extended leave of absesnse. It would take weeks for him to accomplish both the mind set and the proper ingredients for this new compound. But the results would be worth it.

With the company of his desert eagle Ghost traveled to South America, high in the moutains of Bolivia. The first ingredient was pure coca leaves from the top of the highest peak. For some unexplained reason the coca leaves there were more pure, something about more oxygen or something.

It was an easy item to attain, a helicopter and drop rope. The second item came from within, literally. The blood of a true warrior, this was the mental part of the whole concoction. The right mind set also rearranged DNA.

A call to Trivia came in late one day with these findings, he was amazed by the simple complexity but decided to discuss it after Ghost came back. But before they ended the call Ghost requested one thing "Tell Speedy....he's an asshole."

Back on the trail of the final ingredient, air, Ghost racked his brain trying to figure out how to attain that. He had stayed up for days on end and the results of no sleep were showing. He suddenly realized that he was a dumbass.

After his travels he made his way back home. The final step to this concoction was a shock, "You have completed this spiritual journey, now injest the coca, take a deep breath and meditate for 5 days straight. You will then attain ghost like powers." Ghost blinked at the text and realized it said "ghost like powers" Was this a collision of fate?

For five days Ghost went without food, drink or speech. Sitting on a carpet surrounded by insense and candles he meditated. The coca made his heart race, the amount he was to injest was large and caused many to die before the second day, Ghost survived until the end of the fifth. On the fifth day of the 24th hour, Ghost lost conciousness and died.

Trivia waltzed in to the room and looked at the limp body, he surely was dead. Trivia chuckled as he pulled a long seringe out of his pocket and thrusted it into Ghost's heart sending a jolt of adrenaline through his body. Ghost clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, he had died but now had come back to life.

He had changed in a way unexplainable by any medical expert. His eyes turned white, only his pupils showed, his voice became smooth and calm as he spoke to Trivia. Trivia laughed maniacal laughter and shouted "IT'S ALIVE, IT'S ALIVE!!!"

Ghost rose to his feet and walked out of the door, he had a vision in his death of an oncoming war with a rival family...

EDN PART II

(more blood, guns, and death in the next episode)

At 3/7/06 06:44 PM, mr_trivia wrote:

MrDeadly, your challenge is to create a highly maneuverable, fuel-efficient battle tank capable of travelling 75 miles per hour. Don't worry about the turret or plate armor - Regus and Wild can tackle those aspects respectively.

i might need to use fireworks wich is onmy dad's computer. and i wont be on his computer for a month or so. So ill try to do as much as i can for now, but itll take a while. Thanks

At 3/7/06 08:12 PM, _Ghost_ wrote: Secrets of the Godfather: part II


(more blood, guns, and death in the next episode)

Very nice boss, i didn't expect to see a new part so soon. 5/5 for you again. Keep this up and you will have a goldmine of 5's. This is a very intresting style to write with. It gives somthing a little different to the ordinary. Do you know yet how many parts there will be?

Well, finally i was in your story...what is that hard?
Now you get you 5/5

At 3/7/06 08:12 PM, _Ghost_ wrote: Secrets of the Godfather: part II

Very good Ghost. This was an awesome chapter. Liked the part you threwn in about Speedy. Can't wait for the next one and keep it up.

Important message!

Stop!

At 3/7/06 08:22 PM, Turkeybean wrote: This is a very intresting style to write with. It gives somthing a little different to the ordinary.

why, thank you.

Do you know yet how many parts there will be?

I sit down and i start writing, I don't even know what will come out when i type. Tomorrow, I gurantee action.

At 3/7/06 08:12 PM, _Ghost_ wrote: Secrets of the Godfather: part II

Part two was just as good, keep it going, I know the rival battle will be crazy, hope to see some creative shit man

5/5

Speaking of battles, anyone hear me on the freestyle portal? If so, I have not hit my zone just yet, but we will see.

yeah, well fuck you all, i got a story too:

once upon a long time ago or somewhere around there, there was a guy who was called jimbob the jackolantern. he lived inside a monstorous bleeding vagina that was at the base of a 9,000ft. glacier that sat right in the middle of the atlantic ocean on the equator. one day, after waking up from a festive slumber with the kind of local prositutes that putting a rock of ice in the middle of the sea would summon, jimbob decided that he would become a one-man army. with this task at hand, he set his mind to find out how he could make it happen. it was then that he remembered a rather small stick on the outside of his house, jutting out just below the massive labia. jimbob looked up at the stick, in all its alpine glory, basking in the noon sunlight. very proud of his stick, indeed, jimbob swore to whatever gods may be watching over him that said stick would one day rule the galaxy....and beyond.
with a mad laughter that would later be heard as a distinct faint echo of insanity traveling across the air and into the ears of all men and beasts, jimbob set out to find a ladder to retrieve the stick. he looked into the eyes of the polar bear, watching him cautiously but curiously from a distance, and said with a sneer, "back, i say, winterbeast! back to the snowy crevice from whence you came, for my stick is far more powerful than yours.....and i swear this day, you shall tremble under its might!"

the end.....or is it?

At 3/7/06 10:16 PM, Strauss69 wrote:

:"back, i say, winterbeast! back to the snowy crevice from whence you came, for my stick is far more powerful than yours.....and i swear this day, you shall tremble under its might!"

the end.....or is it?

I tremble under the migh of the stick held over me....the shadow itself is itimidating. I think I shit my pants.

At 3/7/06 10:23 PM, _Ghost_ wrote: I tremble under the migh of the stick held over me....the shadow itself is itimidating. I think I shit my pants.

as well you should...the stick holds more power than one man could possibly fathom.

in all seriousness though, i need to get to work on setting up the pvt forums so we can archive all these stories because a lot of them are good...almost as good as mine, in fact.

but lately, ive been enjoying the file-transfer feature on my new phone. i can take any picture from my computer and put it as the background on my phone, as well as a good amount of mp3s.

so what will become of jimbob jackolantern and his stick of doom? expect a sequel soon; meaning the next time i decide to post while under the influence of my extremely heavy sleeping medcation.

At 3/7/06 10:31 PM, Strauss69 wrote: lately, ive been enjoying the file-transfer feature on my new phone. i can take any picture from my computer and put it as the background on my phone, as well as a good amount of mp3s.

Those are always awesome to have on your phone. My cousin has a whole porn library on his, updated daily. It could make a virgin cry.

At 3/7/06 08:46 PM, BORIS-4-U wrote: Important message!

Stop!

WTF!?! There's no message. Yeh topic got ripped. Plush as it sounds I have no idea how this came to be but obviously some people cannot be impressed. Mr. Deadly you needed a suit so I posted one here for you and Strauss that is so awesome you have bought that suit, I can only imagine what you must look like in it....damn good

Hey, everybody!

This will be another one of my rare check-ins - I'll be here also on Saturday the 11th, as it will mark my first full year on NG!

Anyways, I'll be on for a few minutes tonight... anything of interest?

I'll be on like old times in mid-April...

I must have won at least 5 battles by now. I ripped this one kid bad.

k Im bored so heres another rhyme story...

Me n Speedy went to down town LA to feed the needy
he was puffin the blunt down, being greedy
I say -damn man share that shit
Speedy replies -okchill, just one more hit
damn I hate takin crap but I gotta let it go
he is my boy, plus hes a Capo
we pull up to the spot and see two cops
Frag in cuffs and grittin his chops
I see Boris in the backseat mad as hell
he wanted out bad, I could just tell
I reach in my jacket n pull the golden nine
fire three times, hit one cop in the head
and the other in the spine
the 3rd shot hit I homeless person
as three more cops pulled up
the situation continued to worsen
open in the door for Boris, cursin
as I give him twin uzies the fire fight begins
it was a massacre, but it had to go down
when the necessary occurs
be glad its not in your home town
streets red with pigs layin all around
no mafia members to be found.

:]

At 3/7/06 11:21 PM, Nomader wrote: This will be another one of my rare check-ins - I'll be here also on Saturday the 11th, as it will mark my first full year on NG!

sweet bro, one year is always a feat for anything. Unless it's prison...

Anyways, I'll be on for a few minutes tonight... anything of interest?

Nothing really, just that of why I'm so cool and speedy sucks. ...errr...I mean is cool too....*cough*

I'll be on like old times in mid-April...

damn straight you will

Sounds good I think I wanna join

Very nice GoodFella...5/5

At 3/8/06 09:36 AM, DaSecondTerminator wrote: Sounds good I think I wanna join

To join you have to have at least 50 intelligent (no spam or one liner) posts. Make those 50 then come back, have a nice day.

Nice story GoodFella, l liked it. l'v also been keepin up with you on that freestyle website. You're pretty good, (comin from a whtie kid this probably means nottin) but damn that shit is funny as hell.

At 3/7/06 10:16 PM, Strauss69 wrote: yeah, well fuck you all, i got a story too:

The power of The Stick compels you! Straight from Alexander the Great's uterus, this stick has proven to all humanity and penguins that wood is our master for all eternity. 5/5

I'll be writing part 3 of my story soon, so be prepared. It's going to be creepy, and controversial.

Ohh, by the way....Speedy's an asshole.

At 3/8/06 03:28 PM, Fragalicious wrote: I'll be writing part 3 of my story soon, so be prepared. It's going to be creepy, and controversial.

Can't wait to see it.

Ohh, by the way....Speedy's an asshole.

I second this statment.

At 3/8/06 03:28 PM, Fragalicious wrote: Ohh, by the way....Speedy's an asshole.

Interesting conclusion, I'd ask you of your evidence of it but honestly, I don't give a fuck. Good luck with the story.

At 3/8/06 03:31 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Interesting conclusion, I'd ask you of your evidence of it but honestly, I don't give a fuck. Good luck with the story.

My conclusions are always great. Fans of Pulp Fiction, Sin City and some other things may like my story a lot, it's going to have a lot of references.

Hibbity-blip, hibbity-blip bloop-ba.

Can I join the mafia? i make designed sigs and can fill any space that is open.

PS nice stories _Ghost_

At 3/8/06 03:54 PM, Blackdeath1313 wrote: Can I join the mafia? i make designed sigs and can fill any space that is open.

I already gave instuctions to you a page ago. If you're to lazy to read them, well then that's not really my problem now is it? This is the last time l'll say it for you.
To join you have to have 50 intelligent (no spam or one liner) posts. Right now you have maybe 2 or 3. Make those fifty and come back.