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that was a much better story boris and its good to see the Boss has returned .

hey maggot rember what we talked about no polotics in this forum unless its in a story and then dont do what you did with your first one or your out.

and maybe you should be a lawyer i can't picture a muscian really well but you decide.

Oke, from now on I'm your lawyer. And don't worry, I'm not a politician. The job of a lawyer is to convince people about the story of their client ... most of the times...

John walked through to his car after a long day of work. John was the boss of several big advocates, and was working on a proces against a man called Ghost.
John knew that Ghost was the godfather of the maffia and was planning to sue the whole maffia. John hated the maffia, they were the only organisation that was bigger as John's Office. So John knew he would get all the power once the maffia was locked up. That's why John had been working on this case for several months now, together with his 5 best Lawyers ( Cusak, Morello, Johnssen, Maggot and Karsnovski). They were very close to being able to lock the whole maffia up, so John was very happy when he walked to the parking where his car stood.
Suddenly he heard 2 shots. John looked up and saw that Morello and Karsnovski were laying dead on the parking. John freezed. 'What the hell!' he thought.
Suddenly here heard another shot behind him. He turned his head to see what had happened. He saw a man in a suit and a smoking gun in his hand. At the feet of the man layed Cusak, shot in the head. 'Who are you?!' Yelled John. The man looked John in the eyes and said: 'I'm Red, nice to meet you'
John knew who Red was though he had never seen him. Red was a member of the maffia John hated so much. 'You're going to jail!!!' John screamed and he started running towards his car. John was afraid of Red, he knew Red was able to shoot him 50 times in 2 seconds. John was almost near his car, when another man in suit appeared. 'Hello' The man said 'Where are you running'. John was paralised of fear; 'You... You're... you're Phantom' he said. 'Indeed I am' Phantom said. Phantom took his AK47 and told John to look at the door of the parking. John looked and saw Johnnsen at the door of the parking. 'Help' Johnnsen said, his words weren't cold yet or there sounded another shot. Red had shot Johnnsen with one perfectly aimed head shot. 'How, How did you knew I was planning to sew you?' John said 'All my lawyers are the best, they can't have told you!'. 'The job of a lawyer is to obey his boss' Maggot appeared. 'Maggot! Watch out!'John said 'Those guys are of the maffia! they will shoot you!' 'No, ' maggot said, 'a boss doesn't shoot his employees'. 'What!!!' John yelled at maggot 'I'm your boss!!'. 'No, ' said maggot 'you never were and never will be.'
John looked around in the parking, the whole maffia was there. 'Maggot, you son of a bitch!' John yelled. 'Sure John', maggot said, 'Sure.' 'You did your Job' Fragment said to maggot 'now let us finish this one off.' Maggot walked to John and snapped his car keys out of his hands. 'Thank you, John' maggot said. He took Johns car and drove away.
Johns body and the bodies of the 4 other lawyers never were found.

Nice stories everyone. Meanwhile, I just got a better J-O-B. It may not be all that much of deal to people who get paid more, but for once I'm actually getting $8 an hour. It's more manual labor, but at least I won't be getting paid minimum wage anymore. I'm finally going to be able to be a normal internet user, you know? The ones that don't use free trials all year...

At 11/9/05 02:32 PM, mister_maggot wrote: Thank you guys I can be a part of the family, I really appreciate that I may join.

Welcome to the family maggot. Thanks for the reviews everyone i typed this story before but i wasn't logged in so i had to do it over again. *punches a wall* now i present too you............

The Celebration

As i walked back from the Russian building i couldn't help but feel great. "This is awsome, my first mission andit goes this smooth? If everything keeps goin this good i'll have no problem in the mafia!" i said to myself. As i was walkin towards the safe house i heard a lot of comotion comin from inside. "What the hell is goin on in there?" When i walked in everyone was drinkin, talkin loud and havin a good time. I walked over to Redglare and said what's up. He looked at me and smiled "Boris how ya doin did you get the stuff?" i told him i did but asked him what was goin on. "Good, good," he said " I was tired of gettin my own drinks. Throw me a beer and celebrate with us!" I was still confused so i gave him the plans tossed him a beer and went to find Fragment. He was sittin down with TXR talkin to Phantom and Joic. I sat next to him and everyone asked if i got the plans. "I got the plans and it was pretty easy to, but what the hell is goin on?" i asked.

"You meen you didn't hear!?" they were practically yelling at me. "Here what i was on a mission all day." TXR leaned over to me and said "Ghost, the godfather is comin back." "Get the fuck outta here, no shit!" i exclaimed, i'v heard stories about the godfather and how he handled buisness but i never met him. "No shit!" they all said at once. Phantom then said "Boris, get us all beers cause we'r gettin smashed!" I was so excited i practically ran back and forth with the drinks. Everyone was havin a good time until we heard a scream come from the corner of the room. We all looked up fast just in time to see Joic get rocked to the floor by SSG. "HAHA perverted bastard!" Phantom said "You should'v seen what happened last time he grabbed one of her boobs, she tried to chope his finger off!" Joic got up and walked over to me holdin his gut "Get me a beer Boris, AND STOP FUCKING LAUGHIN!" i was crackin up by then and could barley make it to the bar and back.

When i was comin back with the drinks i felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around and saw someone i didn't know at all. "Who are you?" i asked. "I'm sorry i didn't introduce myself i'm the new guy, they call me maggot." "Why?" i asked "O cause your the new guy?" "No" he said "It's my name, Mister Maggot, but they call me maggot for short." "O, whatcha want" i asked "I was wonderin, why do you always get the drinks around here?" he asked me with a confused look on his face. I told him that before I officaly joined the mafia i was the beer boy. "O" he said "but dosn't it get on your nerves after a while?" "No" i told him, "nothing really gets on my nerves cause i don't really care about anything." He shook his head and went back to his seat and started on his drink again. After awhile everyone sttled down, the guys asked me questions about the mission. I told em how easy it was and how Sam got drunk. Soon everyone got tired, SSG went upstairs probably to sleep, and everyone else just passed out where they sat. I stayed up sittin in a chair against a wall thinkin about what my next mission would be, when i'll met Ghost, that kina shit. Eventually i fell asleep, then a voice too far away for any of us said"Sleep tight Boris, you'll need the energy."

End of part 3, This took alot longer then expected since i had to do it over. So tell me what you think of it.

First I'd like everybody to be on their best behavior since Wylo is gonna be checking in on us to consider coming back here and of course it would be an honor to have him. he sure has the weapon... ( BTW this is my first time trying to put a link of a profile so it may not work out and if it doesn't I would appreciate of some one told me how....

On to the stories. Boris made a nice 5/5 and don’t worry Boris once you make your bones ( first real job ) you cut with the beer and whenever Mr. trivia pops up ( you haven't met yet either but he is capo of science ) he will make us a robot for it...

And Maggot. Nice first story completely decent 4/5. "hey look I've got lawyer credit cards! Booze and weed on me!"

right good storys guys 5/5 you've definatly improved and am i to understand wylo left? if so why?

Wylo is to this very day a member but in my conversation with him he said he was bored with the mafia at the time. I don’t know how the mafia was back then but for one I sure like it here and I hope Wylo comes back to post here and be active here although it sounded like all he liked is the ability to "rack up" posts yet I never turn down any one ( stronger than me in NG...). Besides if he was good enough to get in once he is good enough to come back.

At 11/10/05 01:57 AM, the_phantom16 wrote: First I'd like everybody to be on their best behavior since Wylo is gonna be checking in on us to consider coming back here and of course it would be an honor to have him. he sure has the weapon... ( BTW this is my first time trying to put a link of a profile so it may not work out and if it doesn't I would appreciate of some one told me how....

You're not my boss, motherfucker!.......Just kidding. Yeah, Wylo's a cool guy, I really do hope he comes back. Then we'll have two people back, yay! *skips happily*

On to the stories for me as well. Good job, boris, you really caught that sense of Family and brotherhood we should have here 24/7. It was kind of short, but I'm not complaining. Nice to see that you included our new guy, Maggot (hahahaha, what a weird name ^_^)5/5

Maggot (^_^) , you're story was good, but hard to follow. Maybe you can work on that and then you'll be 1337 L0L, k? Yeah, that's the only problem I found in your story, besides that I didn't get any screen time!(Just kidding) 4/5 from me as well.

hello guys. just stopping in quickly to say that im off my ban, so ill be posting here again.

At 11/10/05 04:38 PM, WillPostForFood wrote: hello guys. just stopping in quickly to say that im off my ban, so ill be posting here again.

One thing you should know about being around here. Getting banned makes us look bad, so please refrain from doing anything stupid, or answering spam threads. We're trying to be a ban free society here, don't mess that up. On to other news, for those of you who were involved with my story, I have a little gift for you all to check out. Whether you want to be apart of it is your choice, not mine. Enjoy.

At 11/9/05 02:53 PM, the_phantom16 wrote: Guns and pianos don’t mix that well but lawyer is fine. I can't believe if I get locked up I'll need you... What has the world come to... well any way in a surprising and shocking twist to everyone who read your other posts here... congrats on joining in * leaves room to throw a tantrum*

uh oh someone needs a little cat tranquizer before someone blows up the building *pulls out a few needles with liquid in them, loads them into a rifle and quickly opens the door to where ghost is and slams it shut w/ one foot*

At 11/10/05 03:29 PM, Fragment wrote: Maggot (^_^) , you're story was good, but hard to follow. Maybe you can work on that and then you'll be 1337 L0L, k? Yeah, that's the only problem I found in your story, besides that I didn't get any screen time!(Just kidding) 4/5 from me as well.

1337 Wow, the ultimate for this maggot.
Thank you for your reviews, I will work on making my stories easier to follow.
And you can call me Maggie if you want ;-D

I'm WAY overdue

Lundi's Bad Day

So as i was driving away, pulling away from my drunken stupor as well as my favorite bar, i ran right into a traffic jam. I looked out, it was that car i demolished earlier, shit. I hopped out of my car, which i had borrowed from the original owner in an oh so polite manner, and jumped on top of the car in front of me. I weigh a good weight, mostly muscle, i'm about 300 pounds. Running along the car topes, i put large dents as i ran, but didn't care. I flipped off the last car in the line and started walking into unfamiliar territory. As i did so, i noticed horrible graffiti, the vandals didn't even take the time to spell their words right, what a sloppy job. I looked into an alleyway, because the spraypaint was fresh, only some heroin addict. As i went to turn, a gun went to my head, "don't move Mafia scumbag." came the voice of a woman, a cop? Naw, i felt cop 45 Colts before on my head, this was different, a magnum, who the hell carries a magnum? I raised my hands slowly, then spun quickly and snatched the gun from the woman's hands.

A shot rang out and i looked into the woman's eyes, they were like fire, while mine burned with fire, that fucking hurt. I coughed and yanked the gun away completely. Looking down at the shot in my stomach, i groaned, "Why in the hell did you go and do that?" i asked, pulling the bullet from the small hole it created. The woman looked wide-eyed at me, probably because this particular bullet tends to go right through the target intended, while this one did nothing more than a small hole. I asked her the question again and she blinked, "You're part of the mafia, they killed my dad."

I laughed, "Killed your dad? Little girl we kill a lot of people, if everyone held a grudge like you did we would be fucked by now." i said. She shook her head, "He was my only family, and he owned a business." I thought to myself out loud, "Business...business...printing?" i asked, the girl nodded. I smacked my head, "Oh yeah! That old Mr. Crepsly!" i loved that job, the guy had to be over 70, but he was packing some serious heat. I stormed in and killed him with Joic and Phantom, though Phantom had the pleasure of getting the kill, which sucked because i wanted to snap the guy's neck.

The girl made me snap out of my reminiscing, "Oh yeah, yeah we killed him, so what? You wanna die too?" i asked, simple question, though she acted like i asked her if she wanted to have sex, as angry as she was, "No you creep! I want YOU dead!" she swung a fist at me, i caught it and picked her up by her arm, she sniffled and hung limp, normally, at this point a girl would attempt to kick me in the balls, as i had learned from sparring with SSG long before. A bullet sailed over my head, which made me blink, and the girl scream out. I looked down the street, a man with a glock stood there, "Get your hands off of her before the next one goes through your skull." he said, cocking his gun to show he'd fulfill that promise.

To be continued

not bad huh? I'm getting better, just gotta get my groove.

Thanks everyone for the reviews, glad to see that more people are coming back. Now for my forth out of five stories .

The After Party

When i woke up in the morning the first thing i noticed is that i was on the floor. I picked my self up and looked around, everyone else was still out. TXR and Fragment were sleepin on the couch as they were the previous night, Maggot was sleepin with his head on the bar, Lundi and Joic were on the floor with their beers still in their hands, and everyone else was probably upstairs. As i was recollecting myself i noticed i had some brusies on me, probably fell of the chair, i thought. I started walkin around, i said to myself "Damn this place is a wreck." we did have some party last night. I grabed a drink and walked outside, it was still pretty cold. I looked at my watch, it was 10:48, back inside i could hear everyone startin to get up. Everything was goin nice until i reached into my pocket and found a note, it read "Glad your up Boris, i hope you slept well because you'll need the energy. You know who this is and I want my plans back. You can meet me in an alley way right next to the building where you robbed me, and if you don't come you die........

No sooner did i read that sentence i felt somthing hit me in the arm i looked and there was a needle in it, i ripped it out and examined it. I read on .....that needle is filled with a posion that has now entered your bloodstream. If you don't come it will kill you in no less then one day, if you do come we will give you the antidont. And don't worry we are men of our words. Meet us no later then 12:00. See you soon. "THAT SON OF A BITCH!" i screamed throwing my drink into a wall, everyone stumbled out of the building, they were still a little hungover. They asked me what was wrong and i gave them the letter and walked back into the building. I sat down and looked at the wall "This is bullshit." i said to myself "This can't be happening! Everything was goin so smoothe!" TXR was the first one to come back in, he sat next to me and said that everything will be fine. "No" i said "everything isn't going to be fine. We can't afford to give them back the plans. FUCK, what am i gona do?!" Phantom, Lundi, and Joic walked in and came up to me. They told me not to worry and they'll figure somthing out. I trusted them but had my doubts.

When the plan was ready it was 11:30 only a half hour left. The plan was for me to go and give them the fake plans, Phantom whould pick them off with his rifle, Joic would set the bombs and everyone else would surround them. Things were lookin good. When the time came i knew wht i had to do but i was still pretty nervous, I was left to walk there by myself while everyone took their postions. It was cold out again just like the first night. My footsteps seemed to echo louder this time, when i finally got there Sam was standing against the wall with the bouncer right next to him. They both looked at me with hate filled eyes, I stayed strong and started walkin towards them. I stoped about 20 feet away from them, then he spoke"You were very sly, do you know this?" "Lets just get to the point." i said but he continued on "It was very sneaky of you to take from me while i was drunk. I don't appreciate being taken advantage of." i was getting agrevated.

"Enough with the bullshit" i said " give me the antidont or i burn your precious fuckin plans." I pulled out the fake plans and held a liter to them. "Very impresive, you have balls, i like balls. Give him the antidont." the body guard pulled a vile out his pocket and threw it to me, no sooner did i toss him the fake plans i downed the vile and jumped behind a car, a shot came out of Phantoms gun and hit the bouncer straight in the temple. Joic then detonated the explosives and the bouncer was blown right across the street from the blast. The rest of the guys came out from hiding and opened up on Sam put he managed to slip back in his building. We waited for a couple of seconds and then the doors opened and millions of russian mafia members stormed out. Phantom pick some of them off and Joic threw some grenades but there was just too many of them.

We started to move back because of the advancing russians. I got hit in the knee cap with a bullet a went to the ground "SHIT!" i screamed, i'm gona die, i thought. TXR and Fragment tried to get to me but they were pinned down. I used up a whole clip on the approaching russians but there was way too many. I struggled to get up but another shot hit me in the shoulder. I went down again "STAY DOWN MAN!" Lundi was right behind me shootin like a madman. He grabed my leg and pulled me into an alley and put me up against the wall, "You alright?" he asked "Yeah, just a little shakin up thats all." i lied. He went to the corner of the alley and opened up again before runnin behind a car. I was by self then, I must of passed out cause i can't remember anything after that. When i came too i was in a big room sittin in a chair and someone was treatin my wounds. "Lundi, is that you?" no ansewer "TX?" still no ansewer "Who the fuck are you?!" i was gettin scared, then a voice spoke out "Don't vorry Boris, everything will be fine." i recognized that voice it was Sam's. The Russians captured me!

wut the hell ill join to nobody fucks with ng mafia

At 11/10/05 07:53 PM, chris-is-cool wrote: wut the hell ill join to nobody fucks with ng mafia

indeed, but the requirments for the mafia are as follows:
1: you must have level3
2: you must have 50 posts

come back when you have these requirments and do not reply to this message because your chances of joining will be greater. Have a nice day.

how do u like that guys and plz review my story.

The night was young and my switchblade sat in my pocket unstained. I haven't killed a man for awhile, it's starting to affect my daily life. just yesterday I refrained from bitch slapping any of my servants and decided to lightly insult them...i feel pathetic. The urge to rip a man's spine out of his ass sounds so comforting, so pleasurable...mmmm...
Tonight though, it will change. There's been a report from one of my top informants of a possible rebellion from a gang under my watchful eye. They plan to unite with a gang unfamiliar to me and take out te whole mansion. Luckily i have plenty of soldiers to counter this.
I walked down to the lower half of the mansion and realized that it was dead silent. No Joic detonating his explosives on random objects, or even a drunk Strauss. I walked further in to the living room and found a note.
Went to Titty bars and such, be back soon. love- everyone but you.
TITTY BARS???!!! WITHOUT ME?!!?!!? SOMEONE WILL PAY!!!! just then there was a thud at the door, I smiled at the gift i expected outside. A whole two gangs all to myself...Oh what fun! I opened the door quickly and saw a man standing with a baseball bat and a frown upon his face. I didn't hesitate to slice his jugular vain in half and let the blood spray on my clothes.
At this moment a sudden high hit me, everything slowed down and turned a tint of red. I felt myself fall in to a endless pool of bliss and these men were the rewards. Now was the time for fun.
My switch blade glistened with thick red blood and my hand tightened around it as i shoved it in to another mans forehead and pulled it out with a bit of brain. I then looked and saw a man with a 22 he would have to pay for not using his hands to kill me respectfully. I threw the knife hitting him square in the left eye and thhen ran up and punched it the rest of the way in through his skull and out the back of his head.
I felt a slight impact on the back of my head, a man with a bat looked at me in fear as i rose from the ground and laughed. I grabbed the bat from him and smiled as i knocked his head backwards with his own weapon. others ran away as i continued this pointless slaughter of innocent men.
finally only one man remained scared out of his sanity. i walked up to him calmly and patted his head followed with a swift kick to his groin. I watched him curl up and fall to the ground coughing, i simply told him to suck it up and went back inside.
I washed up and returned to the main room of the house where mny of my men (and women) were trying to figure out the blood bath outside. they simply looked at me and as i asked, "how was the bar?" I grabbed my bottle of tequila and returned to my room.
someone knocked on my door, I greeted him with a punch in the face and slammed the door. I over heard him telling the rest of the group. "oh yeah...he had a good night" They had no idea, I was in heaven...

"Oh yeah...he had a good night." was the first thing Strauss heard before walking into his room and shutting the doors....if you could define walking as stumbling four directions at once while knocking open the double doors with a loud bang and spinning around five times before remembering which way the bathroom was. He had drunk enough gin to pass out five men and yet remained conscious.....another victory, but he had to take a killer piss.

They all had a good time...even the dames. taking women to a titty bar wasn't Strauss' idea, but he sure enjoyed the company. Since his Godfather liked to be out in the middle of the action, he was left sitting behind the desk, taking care of business. He didn't mind; it was what he did best, and he was the best man for it. But he didn't get out a lot, and even a bar where you have to pay the women to get naked was a much needed relief.

However, even in his drunken state, Strauss knew he would have to clean up Ghost's mess in the morning. Sure, the bastard had fun running his knife through about twenty people, but he left no one alive to speak....and that meant that hunting down the men who ordered a hit on the Family's mansion a more grueling task. Strauss shook his head, realizing that any type of fun seemingly had its consequences. But surely Ghost could have let at least ONE breathing long enough to make it down to the basement.

Seemed everyone had their vices. But as much fun as Ghost had killing his victims, Strauss enjoyed the fine art of interrogation. The basement was a place where many entered, but few ever left. Strauss liked to feed his victims and sit at a candlelight dinner with them before he proceeded to allow his men to mutilate them while, amidst the screams of pain, the answers Strauss was looking for would always come.

However, with none left alive, Strauss had no choice but to rely on the informants; and Strauss disliked informants with a passion. To him, an informant was an untrustworthy person. If a man can rat out one side at the sight of money, then he could easily rat out the other, which meant loose ends, something that Strauss hated even more than the informants themselves, but Ghost trusted them, so Strauss grudgingly put up with them, and even used them when the need arose.

Strauss didn't even need to go out and look over the dead bodies. The good thing about being a man in his position was being able to go to sleep and have everything cleared up in the morning....well, almost anything. The fact still remained that a hit was put out on the Godfather himself by an unknown entity, and anyone who had the balls to so blatently go after the Family would soon become a problem; a problem that needed to be erradicated as soon as possible. But, they had to be found first. Strauss crawled into his bed. Tomorrow, he had work to do...

ScaryDeadGirl just happened to stroll in meeting strauss at the door on his way out. With one swift movement she placed a single steel toed boot at high valocity square into the underboss's nut sack. Then she left.

I knew that strauss would be dissapointed if i left everyone dead, luckily for him i didn't kick the one in the croach hard enough to kill him.n Instead i had got him a suit and tie and got him ready for dinner with strauss...
I dragged him to strauss, which meant down some stairs and across some gravel, none the less he had no head injuries at least. I saw strauss writhing in pain on the floor and SDG next to him, the rest was pretty easy to figure out...nut shot.
Happy anniversary, he asked what anniversary. i simply answered this day last year, i drank a bottleof tequila and had a chocolate chip cookie. He reminded me that i did that everyday, this i knew...

Woah! Pretty fucking amazing strauss and Ghost.

So this mafia does what? And helps people how? Lmao online mafias. La mafia italiana l'ucciderà. Ciao.

At 11/11/05 03:06 AM, anitsirc wrote: So this mafia does what? And helps people how? Lmao online mafias. La mafia italiana l'ucciderà. Ciao.

Get the fuck out of here, first off read the Newgrounds BBS rules, second create a profile. Dumbass.

A lot happened lately ha? Good to have Ghost back and Strauss too… but now its time for… * puts all experience points as bait to lure Wylo out again* *Wylo took it before I me…* *goes back to level 1…* all of the recent stories are simply beyond belief…

What...the fuck...? Strauss, Ghost, and ScaryDeadGirl, all here....w00t! Let's party!

*looks at all the people not moving or doing anything*

Fine, you jerks.

So Ghost is finally back huh along with alot of other people, it's nice 2 finally meet u all lets celebrate *strarts tossin drinks around*

At 11/11/05 08:06 AM, Fragment wrote: What...the fuck...? Strauss, Ghost, and ScaryDeadGirl, all here....w00t! Let's party!

*looks at all the people not moving or doing anything*

Fine, you jerks.

haha, it feels good to be back for right now...my life has turned in to a perpetual hell hole. sorry if i dissapear again.

At 11/8/05 10:05 PM, _Ghost_ wrote: I'm glad to see you guys are still going, keep strong my minions. I shall return soon...

yeah...sure...tssk...no offence Ghost, but in my case, you don't have to come back, I've grown quitte acostume to your absence (I don't know how else to say it and I don't really know how to write that sentence) anyway... ... ...ugh fuck it, I don't want to cause a racket and get trown out like MadDog/DivineCrusader/He of many names...but I can say I understand him better.