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Snype

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Posted at: 5/6/08 04:45 PM

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Hm... what about me? I actually posted once before, but stopped since this place is becoming a wreck with all out members being inactive, especially Hitman and Prower. Hell, at least I check in here everyday.

Go right ahead and deny me what I deserve.

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At 5/5/08 09:15 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote: So now, he's here to hate the Mafia and be an ass to everyone.

I didn't hate the mafia, you started it. And yes, I am an ass, there was a time when asses were appreciated in this joint because it meant discipline, not anymore with you flappy cock slingers around now...

There used to be a time this place did well, but since the introduction of you double jointed assholes (both upper and lower sides function as working rectal orifices), this place has gone to shit (pun).

Oh well. Farewell what used to be a decent club, hello to noobs who misspell "I" and don't read this thread beyond page 1...


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At 5/6/08 04:45 PM, Snype wrote:
Go right ahead and deny me what I deserve.

Oh no, not again Snype. Also, I believe Hitman has just been 'hanging' down in Shade's 'basement' that's all. Nothing suspcious about that; nothing at all....

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So, fellows, I've decided what to do with myself this summer. I am going to write a sci-fi novel. The plot line is a spin off of the sci-fi story I was writing in here, and I was wondering if I could post the first chapter (Already eight pages long) somewhere here or in the story archives to guage some reactions and see how terrible it really is. Other thsn that my GTA IV addiction is nearly consumed me, so yeah.

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Posted at: 5/7/08 12:16 AM

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I really could of done a lot better with this, but got an idea and worked with it. I thought it was worth posting, even though there are plenty of things i could improve on

We don't take kindly to betrayal.

I slammed the car door behind me and rested my head on the fine leather steering wheel. I stayed like that for several moments before lifting my head and looking out through the tinted windows. Everything was normal, kids were playing, men dressed in nice suits were busily walking this way and that, mothers were trying to comfort their babies while fathers walked beside them. But i knew it couldn't last forever. I put the car in gear and sped off down the road.
I'm a lawyer, or at least, i was. I don't actually even know anymore. For as long as i can remember i've been held in the pocket of the mafia, like an ace waiting to be exploited anytime the need arose. I've defended so many crooked men, murderers, and drug dealers...I don't really believe im any better then one anymore. Every shred, every ounce of dignity that i once possessed has been ripped away from me so that now im nothing but an empty shell.
That is until today. I realized while looking over some papers, sitting on a bench in the park, that everytime i've defended one of the mafia's friends, or workers, I've made the world darker. Every man that i save from prison, another two are killed by. We aren't put on this earth to just survive, no, we're meant to make a difference, to strive for something greater. And so I collected all the -real- evidence from my trials, and brought it up to the court today, discretely of course. Every evil man i've helped will now be put away, hopefully for good.
But now as i speed away, I realize, escape is all but impossible. There's no way that this can be kept secret from them for long, not with all the eyes and ears they possess. And now that the mafia has all but complete control of the airport and the docks, I can't rely on them for a speedy getaway. The only way i'd be able to get out was by car, and even that is nearly impossible. I couldn't just stay in town and be killed though, i need to get out.
In all my thinking i nearly forgot that i was about to pass my house. I slammed on the breaks and sprung out of the car, but even as i neared the door to my home i immideately realized something was horribly wrong.
Lately i'd become more suspicious and paranoid, the mafia isn't known for keeping their lawyers forever. The longer they're there, the greater risk they pose. So i'd grown accustomed do triple locking the house with added padlocks, but as i grew closer, I saw that every lock had been crudely forced open. I knew I should run, I might've even made it. But it couldn't go on. And so I carefully creapt closer. It was all in vain unfortunately, for as I slowly pushed open the door a shallow voice haunted me. I knew who it was at once.
"Im sorry it had to end this way," said TheSerf, "i always did like you." And with that he quickly pulled a revolver out from under his coat, then three crisp shots lit up the silence. I felt my chest rip open with an unbearable pain, my breathing staggered, and i dropped to my knees. They'd found out so much sooner then i expected! Was my first good decision in years all for naught? Had..everything been for naught? I collapsed and my vision dimmed. I felt all my memories, everything i had ever done slip through my fingers until there was nothing left. That's what i was, nothing. A mixture of tears and blood pooled the floor around me. And then, darkness enveloped me.
TheSerf walked up to his dead victim's corpse and spat on it before continuing out the door. He'd let Snype clean it up later.

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At 5/7/08 12:16 AM, Mercenary81 wrote: I really could of done a lot better with this, but got an idea and worked with it. I thought it was worth posting, even though there are plenty of things i could improve on

We don't take kindly to betrayal.

I like it! Nice use of first-person perspective and good structure; well up to Mafia standard!
And I think this is the first time I've ever been depicted as a bit of a bad-arse; I like it!

TheSerf walked up to his dead victim's corpse and spat on it before continuing out the door. He'd let Snype clean it up later.

Damn straight I will, biatch...

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Gu-rrilla

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At 5/6/08 02:41 PM, Boris-4-U wrote:
At 5/3/08 03:32 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote: I will start a motion for Lotus to become a Capo.
I think he will be a lot better and a better from of authority then some of the ones we have now.
Well l know l haven't been active lately but to say that is basically saying that l myself as well as Hitman are bad Capo's, which is complete bullshit. Things are running fine other then the inactivity from all the members, which is in no way consequential to a lack of authority. You are entitled to your opinion, but when you start saying that l lack the grit to be a Capo, you have to expect that l'm gonna step in and say fuck you. Yes Lotus is indeed a good member, but we need no more then the Capo's we have now. So until myself, or Hitman, leave or Ghost/Strauss feel that another Capo is needed, I think we're fine the way it is. I know that some users requesting have been ignored, but it's not a big deal.

Wait wait wait.

I think I over exaggerated just a little.

I never said that Hitman and yourself of all people are bad Capo's.

You guys are two of the few people that I respect in the Mafia.

I know lack of authority is not a variable in the inactivity of the Mafia's members, but it does affect the people that are being accepted into the Mafia.

I understand why you would say "fuck you", I would feel the same way if someone came in and said that I wasn't doing my job right and not giving 100%.

I'm not saying you guys are bad Capo's, just saying that the members that are active have no authority to accept applicants when no Capo's are in sight.

I hope this clears this issue up.

I hope Hitman and yourself can understand what I'm trying to say.

And I also hope that all hard feelings are out the door.

Except for one.

And for you Phantom: eye.

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Posted at: 5/8/08 06:29 AM

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Whats up everyone? Just stopping in to say a little hi before I go to bed.

Fucking hell though, I worked so much on school shit tonight its not even funny, I will be on again some other time though, until then though, take it easy everyone and everyone chill out, we're family, just put differences aside, have a beer, and blow shit up.

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At 5/7/08 10:27 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote: I hope this clears this issue up.

It does and l want you to know that l don't have hard feelings towards anyone here. If l did you would certainly know. Also if we could just drop the whole Phantom is an ass thing that would be super. I'm not taking sides but not many people here were even around when Phantom was very active within the thread so you really are in no place to bad mouth him because you don't even know him.

At 5/8/08 06:29 AM, Lotus wrote: have a beer, and blow shit up.

yes.

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At 5/8/08 02:07 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: It does and l want you to know that l don't have hard feelings towards anyone here. If l did you would certainly know. Also if we could just drop the whole Phantom is an ass thing that would be super. I'm not taking sides but not many people here were even around when Phantom was very active within the thread so you really are in no place to bad mouth him because you don't even know him.

I know I wasn't visibly active in the crew, but before I asked to join, I checked in on the Mafia everyday and saw everything.

I told you Lotus taught me well.

But, I'll try to keep my opinions to myself.

At 5/8/08 06:29 AM, Lotus wrote: have a beer, and blow shit up.

Why not?

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Status Report:

I finally bought a generation 7 ("next-gen") video game system - I've got an X-Box 360 and my gamertag is "Mister Trivia" (apparently "MrTrivia" was already taken). As soon as I finish buying copies of the games my older brother owns (Halo 3, Mass Effect, Madden NFL 08, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, and perhaps Dead Rising), I'm going to pick up Assassin's Creed and Blue Dragon. After all of that, I may actually be able to save up for a decent TV set to replace my old tube.

If knowledge is power, then all hail Mr. Trivia!
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At 5/9/08 07:38 AM, MrTrivia wrote: Status Report:

I finally bought a generation 7 ("next-gen") video game system - I've got an X-Box 360 and my gamertag is "Mister Trivia" (apparently "MrTrivia" was already taken). As soon as I finish buying copies of the games my older brother owns (Halo 3, Mass Effect, Madden NFL 08, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, and perhaps Dead Rising), I'm going to pick up Assassin's Creed and Blue Dragon. After all of that, I may actually be able to save up for a decent TV set to replace my old tube.

Assassin's creed has awesome game play, but gets repepititve so i wouldn't recomend it if you don't have other games to fall back on when bored of it. I never actually finished Blue Dragon, got tired of it near the final boss.


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At 5/9/08 07:38 AM, MrTrivia wrote: Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Ah, my favorite game. I'll add you ASAP.

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At 5/9/08 07:38 AM, MrTrivia wrote: Status Report:

I finally bought a generation 7 ("next-gen") video game system - I've got an X-Box 360 and my gamertag is "Mister Trivia" (apparently "MrTrivia" was already taken). As soon as I finish buying copies of the games my older brother owns (Halo 3, Mass Effect, Madden NFL 08, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, and perhaps Dead Rising), I'm going to pick up Assassin's Creed and Blue Dragon. After all of that, I may actually be able to save up for a decent TV set to replace my old tube.

Add me if you want, i am a reasonably good player, and have most of those games.
My tag is stinkchops2 or Stinkychops (i have two for cheapo reasons)

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At 5/9/08 07:38 AM, MrTrivia wrote: Status Report:

I finally bought a generation 7 ("next-gen") video game system - I've got an X-Box 360 and my gamertag is "Mister Trivia" (apparently "MrTrivia" was already taken). As soon as I finish buying copies of the games my older brother owns (Halo 3, Mass Effect, Madden NFL 08, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, and perhaps Dead Rising), I'm going to pick up Assassin's Creed and Blue Dragon. After all of that, I may actually be able to save up for a decent TV set to replace my old tube.

I too just got a next-gen video game system.

I got a Wii.

I know many of you think that the Wii is for little kids, but it's hella fun.

The only game I have right now is "Wii Sports".

I plan on getting "Wii Play" and "Guitar Hero III".

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At 5/10/08 12:20 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote: The only game I have right now is "Wii Sports".

I plan on getting "Wii Play" and "Guitar Hero III".

I've enjoyed Brawl pretty well. It's great being able to kick Kirby's ass anytime you'd like.


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Oh Hell No. Hell fucking no. Lets go

So Boris and I have been questioned as Capos? While I see that the conversation has passed, my 2 cents are always included. Boris and I have done plenty for the Mafia, and I agree that we should stand until the end. As with Boris, I have been inactive, but that is coming to a close. Lotus has in fact, been a good member. But please, do not question me.

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Alright. There are more than 1400 pages on this thread, and I didn't feel like reading all of them. So, what the fuck is goin on at this point in the thread (usually these things have a tendency to get off topic)?


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At 5/13/08 06:40 PM, NDawg07 wrote: So, what the fuck is goin on at this point in the thread?

Sprint seven laps around the Sydney Opera House, Do seventy seven jump rope hops on a pogo stick (by yourself), beat both Animal Crossing games and donate two hundred and fifty five point one pounds of lard to the Make A Wish Foundation.

Once you do that, we might tell you.

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Sprint seven laps around the Sydney Opera House, Do seventy seven jump rope hops on a pogo stick (by yourself), beat both Animal Crossing games and donate two hundred and fifty five point one pounds of lard to the Make A Wish Foundation.

Once you do that, we might tell you.

I did all of that, except I accidently have the Make a Wish Foundation 250.2 lbs of lard.
Hope that's still ok


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At 5/13/08 06:25 PM, Hitman wrote: Oh Hell No. Hell fucking no. Lets go

, I have been inactive, but that is coming to a close. Lotus has in fact, been a good member. But please, do not question me.

HAH! You said the same thing a few months ago. In fact, you haven't posted here in a bloody month! I only had to go through about five pages, because that's the pathetic rate we're doing right now - basically one page a week, which is is crap compared to the 3+ pages a DAY back when I joined.

At least I actually look at what the hell is going on here. I just don't bother to post because there is nothing worthwhile going on in here. Heck, I don't even bother screening people anymore because Struass thinks I'm too damn harsh on these mouthbreathers.

At 5/13/08 06:40 PM, NDawg07 wrote:
Alright. There are more than 1400 pages on this thread, and I didn't feel like reading all of them.

I don't feel like explaining anything to you then. Why should I put in the effort when you aren't even trying in the first place? That's wasteful.

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It seems to me like you guys are assuming that the new users are shit, and not good enough to post, when in my opinion this place has gone dead due to in fighting and overall dick headery.
Honestly if the older members maybe had some kind of activity going, it would create more interest and posts, i dont see why you guys have got to act like this is a sinking ship.

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By new members do you mean recently accepted, or recently rejected?
Because im pretty new here and i don't feel like that at all, just like im not very important...yet


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Hello friends,
It is with a heavy heart that I hereby announce my resignation as Chief Legal Officer of the Ng Mafia and, I guess, as an active member of said association. Unfortunately, due to work commitments, I am going to be unable to check in here as much as I need to to keep my position.
I would like to thank everyone in the family for the laughs and good times...and some fucking good story-writing. Of course I would like to thank the hierachy, especially BoBo, Straussy and Ghost.
I would especially like to thank the guys that started around the same time as me; I think we formed a group which took the Mafia into and through the halcyon days of mid-lat '06. Particularly amongst my peers I would like to thank, in no particular order, Snype, Hitman, Ghandi, Fairy and Pojox, for making my stay especially enjoyable.
As for my position, although it is not my final decision, I think that, quite frankly, no-one in the legal department has shwon the required capacity or enthusiasm to take the post of Chief Legal Officer on. Thus I feel that either a senior member from another department take over, or the Legal Unit be disbanded until someone steps up.
As for my title as 'Mafia Member with the Creepily Old NG Sign-up Date', well that position might take some time to be filled again!
Once again, I thank you all for the fun and frivolity.
Peace, Love and Brown Snakes.

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PS: Snype is gay

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At 5/16/08 07:42 PM, TheSerf wrote: Peace, Love and Brown Snakes.

Is this you rebelling against being in my story? :(
That's a shame, really is. I don't know you all that well but as it is, the mafia really seems to need all the members it can get right now, and having an old member quit doesn't quite bode well with me. I never knew you, but I hate to see you go.


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I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU SERF

EVEN WHEN WE ARE OCEANS APART, I WILL LOVE YOU

Bye Serf. It saddens me deeply to see you go.

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SERF YOU FUCKER.

*stabs serf*

There's your goodbye present, BITCH.

*Runs away awkwardly*

IT'S JUST A JOKE, SNYPE.

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HAHAHA!

Deadly, you little bastard, you made me laugh out loud.

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