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At 5/20/07 03:44 PM, Twilight-Knight wrote: Ok? Sorry? But for what? Not to sound like I'm stupid or anything, but what exactly am I apologizing for? And why to Boris? He told me that it was someone else who didn't want me posting the one-liners and who told him to tell me I wasn't allowed in the Mafia anymore. Shouldn't I be apologizing to him?

We don't ban people forever for just spamming and there's no need to apologise for that as long as you have changed.

What you DO need to apologise for is the various insults you said about Boris in the Anime Club and the Fire Emblen Crew.

So get to it.

At 5/20/07 03:44 PM, Twilight-Knight wrote:

What you DO need to apologise for is the various insults you said about Boris in the Anime Club and the Fire Emblen Crew.

Wow, You should apolize i mean what does he say about you??? nothing what so ever so you should apolize. Be loyal, by doing what's right bro. Anyways, I've had my share of apolizing, to boris. for dum mistakes. At one time i was quote "who the fuck is boris". Good times. But yeah, apolize and mean it you know it was a mistake.

At 5/20/07 04:16 PM, TheRoyalEnglishman wrote:

We don't ban people forever for just spamming and there's no need to apologise for that as long as you have changed.

I was one-line posting. Does that count as spam? Sorry, that's beside the point.

What you DO need to apologise for is the various insults you said about Boris in the Anime Club and the Fire Emblen Crew.

OOOOHHHHH. THAT'S what you wanted me to apologize for. Well I can do that. And Snype do ya have to make yourself sound like an ass about it? I seriously didn't know what I was exactly apologizing for. What would you of had me do? Say "I apologize to Boris for (literally saying) <Place reason here>..."? I don't think so.

So get to it.

Indeed. And who is the guy telling me to apologize?

At 5/20/07 04:38 PM, WildCatzTy wrote:

Wow, You should apolize i mean what does he say about you??? nothing what so ever so you should apolize. Be loyal, by doing what's right bro. Anyways, I've had my share of apolizing, to boris. for dum mistakes. At one time i was quote "who the fuck is boris". Good times. But yeah, apolize and mean it you know it was a mistake.

You know you should fix your spelling. And no he has said things about me ok? Of course they WERE said after I had said something about him but you (who wasn't even around at the time if I'm correct) have no idea what you are talking about. So please if you could butt out.

Now the apology.

I Twilight-Knight hereby apologize to Boris-4-U for all things I have said about him while under the username Lopezinator. I apologize for being an ass while under the username Lopezinator.

There. Now it's up to Boris if he accepts it or not.

You know you should fix your spelling. And no he has said things about me ok? Of course they WERE said after I had said something about him but you (who wasn't even around at the time if I'm correct) have no idea what you are talking about. So please if you could butt out.

how bout this
no

At 5/20/07 03:57 PM, Snype wrote: Look, don't argue. He is giving you a second chance, and it would be wise of you to take it. Right now, you look like an ungrateful twat, considering that you question why you should apologize. Just take the chance and apologize, if you really want to be let back in.

snype, i swear to god if you don't stop with randomly insulting people, i'll make sure the jokes start up again.

At 5/20/07 05:08 PM, Twilight-Knight wrote: Now the apology.

I Twilight-Knight hereby apologize to Boris-4-U for all things I have said about him while under the username Lopezinator. I apologize for being an ass while under the username Lopezinator.

There. Now it's up to Boris if he accepts it or not.

yeah, but i say it's sufficient enough.
so, ghost made the requirement for you to wait a couple months....so keep on trucking and wait for that time, then come back so he can review your shit.

At 5/20/07 05:29 PM, WildCatzTy wrote: how bout this
no

you too, quit insulting people when it's not your call to do so.

Good day gentlemen (and any ladies). It's me again. I'm probably starting to irritate you guys with my requests to join, but, and I have to say this, I honestly like having a Mafia here. I've also wanted to be a part of the Mafia for some time now.

So Strauss, Ghost, or anyone with athority, I ask you, please, check my posts, and see if I meet the joining requirements. Thank you.

At 5/20/07 05:50 PM, CannibalCorpseFreak wrote: Good day gentlemen (and any ladies). It's me again. I'm probably starting to irritate you guys with my requests to join, but, and I have to say this, I honestly like having a Mafia here. I've also wanted to be a part of the Mafia for some time now.

So Strauss, Ghost, or anyone with athority, I ask you, please, check my posts, and see if I meet the joining requirements. Thank you.

Some of the Capos have been pretty busy. They try to get on whenever they can though. Just hang in there, I'll make sure to point you out if you get overlooked again. Have you asked to join already?

At 5/20/07 06:22 PM, HooglyBoogly wrote:

Have you asked to join already?

I have a couple of times before. I understand if they're busy though. I can wait.

can a capo please check this guy out?

At 5/20/07 05:45 PM, Strauss wrote:

yeah, but i say it's sufficient enough.
so, ghost made the requirement for you to wait a couple months....so keep on trucking and wait for that time, then come back so he can review your shit.

Ok then. I can wait. I have a Xombie RPG to tend to anyways and that will require my FULL attention.

At 5/20/07 05:29 PM, WildCatzTy wrote:

You know you should fix your spelling.

how bout this
no

RANT TIME.

You know why people generally look down upon people who have bad grammar? They don't like them because people with bad grammar are generally dipshits. Also, having good grammar prevents people from having to translate your fucking post to modern English. Posting in chat room speak isn't cool, and people DO care about it. Having poor grammar is just fucking stupid unless you have a good excuse (Like Strauss' broken shift key). I can't see any good excuse in a smartass comment that a ten year old would most likely say in response to someone who's actually making a point.

If you can't spell things right or have a broken shift key, for whatever reason, and cannot make it right, at the very least TRY to make your message understandable. People appreciate it. Also, if you spell things correctly, punctuate, capitalize, and all that shit, then many users will note that you have grammar skills, and will file away the little fact away that you are smarter than your post count makes you seem.

Is it that you're just too fucking lazy to go back and correct mistakes? Do you have some kind of parylisis condition that makes it so you can't reach over two inches with one of your five ingers on your left hand, and press the god damned shift or caps lock key? If so, then straighten the fuck up. I may not have the right to lecture someone officially, but I'm spouting of on you for being a complete dipshit, instead of a model poster in the mafia.

Instead of posting an uncalled for comment that shows your immauturity, listen to good advice. On top of that, I'm pretty surprised that Strauss didn't chew your hide for posting a one liner, let alone a one liner that is a fucking shit post that a ten year old would make. Yes, that was a one liner you posted. Hitting the god damn enter key doesn't remove it from one-line status. If you typed it out without the enter key, and even with correct grammar, that post would barely take up space.

Instead ofposting immature responses to blunt, but nonetheless helpful advice for being respected more, actually listen to the advice, and make sure you do your paragraph indentations, spelling, capitalization, punctuation, and all that shit I haven't mentioned. If you can't do so, I suggest you go retake 2nd grade English, because what you just posted is almost exactly how I wrote back then.

Ugh. Spent too much time ranting...

Umm can i still join youre club? i still am wondering about what you do here? do you atack other crews? or are you a legit club?

At 5/20/07 07:29 PM, wiidude wrote: Umm can i still join youre club? i still am wondering about what you do here? do you atack other crews? or are you a legit club?

we don't engage in anything of a malicious nature. we usually hang around, talk about stuff, and write stories, particularly related to the mafia. just lurk around for a while and find out what we talk about. lately it's about bad grammar, but tomorrow, who knows?

a capo should be along to let you know whether you can join or not.

At 5/20/07 07:43 PM, Strauss wrote: a capo should be along to let you know whether you can join or not.

Me as well please. Thanks for your time.

hey, can i join your mafia? i know i'm only level 1, but this account is new, i actually frequent the forums a lot, btw, i'm too lazy to read 1,400+ pages so can you please post any thing important i should know, like how promotions work (associate, capo, etc.), or important rules i wouldn't realize? thanks

At 5/20/07 09:00 PM, hausoft wrote: hey, can i join your mafia? i know i'm only level 1, but this account is new, i actually frequent the forums a lot, btw, i'm too lazy to read 1,400+ pages so can you please post any thing important i should know, like how promotions work (associate, capo, etc.), or important rules i wouldn't realize? thanks

I am going to believe this isn't an alt to waste time.

We have some requirements for entry, these being 50 intelligent posts; not spam, one-liner or something like "KAY THNX BAI". These posts must also add to the thread you post in. Moderate to good grammar and spelling is also appreciated, it makes it so members don't need to translate it from gibberish to English. Your post is fine, apart from the capitalization of words. If you have a reason for not capitalizing that is valid; i.e. Strauss' Shift key not working, then we are understanding. However, if you ignore it out of laziness then we may insist you improve your grammar.

You enter as a member and have the right to post, form a department, join a department (if the owner is willing) and share your own views and opinions. Capos, the Underboss (Strauss) and the Don (Ghost) are the only members who can deny or allow entry into the NG Mafia.

I bid you luck in your posting and look forward to seeing you here. You may, if you wish, post here as a initiate until you are accepted so your posting is correct and you learn our rules.

At 5/20/07 07:29 PM, wiidude wrote:

Umm can i still join youre club? i still am wondering about what you do here? do you atack other crews? or are you a legit club?

We don't "attack" other Crews/Clubs or anything like that. We pretty much are laid-back and talk about whatever is on our minds.

At 5/20/07 07:43 PM, Strauss wrote: we don't engage in anything of a malicious nature. we usually hang around, talk about stuff, and write stories, particularly related to the mafia. just lurk around for a while and find out what we talk about. lately it's about bad grammar, but tomorrow, who knows?

a capo should be along to let you know whether you can join or not.

Or, you could be like me and wish you had good story writing skills like everybody else.

While you are waiting to be excepted wiidude, you should check out the many stories that some of the members have written. They are very good.

At 5/20/07 10:42 PM, HooglyBoogly wrote: While you are waiting to be excepted wiidude, you should check out the many stories that some of the members have written. They are very good.

The stories are amazing here! To everyone who is new, do as he says and look at some of the stories here. Some are apart of a series though so if they don't make sense then you may have to go back a few pages to find out how everything starts.

Theres many people looking to join as of recently, I have no say in the matter though but if you haven't done so then read the FAQ, and look over some posts here to get a feel of what is expected from you when you do post.

Looks like I got much work ahead of me here, so here comes a moderately long post. It won't be like a Nomader post, but eh, still kinda long to me. :p

At 5/20/07 06:48 PM, CannibalCorpseFreak wrote: I have a couple of times before. I understand if they're busy though. I can wait.

I took a glance through your posts, and I sorta recognize you from around Newgrounds at various other places. Your posts have some good thought put into them, so I have no reason to say no to you at all, so welcome to the NG Mafia! If you have any questions, you can feel free to visit our site in my sig made and maintained by our head capo Boris. Only thing I can think of with your posting is to watch out for shorthand, like ppl and stuff like that. Due to certain things, we want the best that we can get around here posting wise, so if you can try and keep away from the shorthand if you would, otherwise you're fine. ;)

Now, all you need to do is announce what kind of department you want to join from the list and await instructions as to what to do to join from the head of that department. Good luck here, and welcome once again. Also, sorry for the long wait on an answer from someone. ^_^;

At 5/20/07 07:29 PM, wiidude wrote: Umm can i still join youre club? i still am wondering about what you do here? do you atack other crews? or are you a legit club?

I checked over your posts as well. I saw a lot of one liners in most of your posts, and I thougth even one word posts as well. To join you need 50 intelligent posts, that consist of more than one line, add to a conversation and thought put into it. You're not doing too bad though, seeing as you're getting more than one line in on most of it, but I'll still go with coming back with 50, and then get checked again. That's what I personally think, but I know you could do it. ;)

At 5/20/07 08:02 PM, Kalandro wrote: Me as well please. Thanks for your time.

Also checked you out as well, and I didn't see anything wrong with your posting either. Just need to avoid senseless flaming, as that won't do anything good but cause trouble around here. Just in knowing that though, that's all you need to watch out for, and welcome to the NG Mafia. As with what I said to CannibalCorpse, just look into the site for any questions you may have, and anything that's not mentioned there you can ask here, or PM me or another person for some answers. Just choose a department that suits you and announce it, then wait and see what the head may want you to do to allow you in to said department. Good luck, and welcome again. :)

At 5/20/07 09:00 PM, hausoft wrote: hey, can i join your mafia? i know i'm only level 1, but this account is new, i actually frequent the forums a lot, btw, i'm too lazy to read 1,400+ pages so can you please post any thing important i should know, like how promotions work (associate, capo, etc.), or important rules i wouldn't realize? thanks

It's nice to see you're at least asking about things, and learning before you join if you should ever want to do so. We require 50 intelligent posts, those being ones that are more than one lines, pertain to the topic at hand and are well thought out. The post you wrote for in here is one of those types of posts, and surely a good thing in your favor in doing so. Come back here when you think you have them, and you can join, regardless of level or anything else. Seems like you got good things ahead of you, so keep up the good work and come back when you think you got them. Any questions you want to ask, feel free to PM me and I'll inform you of whatever you want. ;)

There, since I haven't been around I felt it necessary to do all that and whatnot. But I'll be around a lot more now, being that I'm not as superly busy as I was for the last couple of weeks. Be seeing you guys tomorrow sometime, so take care until then. :p

I'm not the first, so sue me. I had things to do.

Rivals

Ghost set his drink down on his desk with a soft clink, smiling. The smile turned to a grin, which turned to a laugh. “lilfatjoey”, Ghost stumbled through the name, and resumed laughing.

He decided to find this ‘club’ joey was going to make after storming out of the mansion. He exited his office and headed towards the science wing. I think Triv keeps them here,, he thought to himself, going to the keypad and typing in a number. A number that didn’t work. His fingers flew over the pad again and again, his brow furrowing. “Fuck this!” he yelled aloud, and used his boot as a manual override. Upon kicking in the keypad, the door slid open. He ambled over to one of the mechs, he didn’t care which one, and got in, neglecting the required suit or any other safety measure.

Before he hit ‘Ignition’, he noticed there was no place to put his tunes, so, after running back to the mansion and returning with a small boom-box, he was ready to go. A banshee like wail from the boom-box accompanied him out of the hangar and into the air, his mission set.

After a fervent search for an imaginary headquarters to joey's imaginary club, Ghost began to give up the search. He heard a beep, and his map directed him to the source. A car, driven by his target. Cars sped away and bystanders ran as Ghost opened fire, shredding one of the tires of the sedan, which spun sideways and hit a roadside barrier. Ghost landed, readied his handgun, and walked up to face the driver of the car, a terrified looking woman. Ghost looked at her quizzically for a brief moment before going red in the face. “Uh…” he said, and laughed dryly. He apologised like a gentleman, produced a wad of bills from his pocket, and handed them to her. “This should about cover it.” He said, leaving in a hurry back toward his mech.

He launched into the air once more, his music accompanying him on his chase of the correct vehicle this time. He followed it carefully through twists and turns, lefts and rights, until it stopped in front of a building. Ghost landed and followed the driver into the building, running around a corner and into the barrel of a cheap handgun. Ghost fought every urge to flinch as joey pulled the trigger, and for good reason. When no bullet had found its way into Ghost’s person, joey simply threw the gun. Ghost caught it, and in the instant he felt its weight knew exactly what happened. He pulled the slide, and fired a round into joey’s chest. “I am the godfather, I am the boss. You mess with me, you pay the cost.” He left, the sound of ragged breathing accompanying him out the door.

At 5/20/07 03:29 PM, WildCatzTy wrote: Guess who's back!
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That's Right been a while but I'm back. How's life?

Now I have a surprise for you...

You're no longer in the Science Department. Because of your inactivity and poor track record, your laboratory security clearance was revoked on 1/25/07. If you want back in, you'll have to re-apply for the position.

I graduate this year from mcalester high school in about a week and i leve for the navy in about 2 months after that.

What kind of post are you expecting? Are you going out to sea in a carrier group, or do you think your station will be land-based? Either way, I wish you luck and thank you for your service.

Hey, everyone.

The original Right Hand Man here.

Just letting you know I'm still alive and whatnot.

Well... see you all MUCH, MUCH later.

And don't respond to this. I'll never see it.

yo i wanna join i'll be weapons and drug supplier

Thanks for the acceptance PowerPrower. I will watch out for my "senseless flaming" :O

After taking a look at the Mafia Site, I have decided that I want to be a henchman/member of the Snipers Department. I believe the user who is in charge of this is Phantom. So all I have to do now is wait until he says something :D

Ah, finally. After a bit of thinking, I have decided to create my own account so I don't have to use my brother's. The l in my name is actually an "i", for those that ever decide to send me a PM for whatever reason. From now on, I'll be using this account for posting - the other Kalandro account will not be used anymore. I have decided this because I wanted to make it my own experience while participating in the posting on this board.

To sum it up and clear any confusion, I will be using only this account from now on. Thanks once again for giving me the opportunity to be in this Mafia :D

Regarding my name, I plan to contact the administrator of this BBS, in order to request a name change.

At 5/21/07 12:10 PM, KaIandro wrote: Ah, finally. After a bit of thinking, I have decided to create my own account so I don't have to use my brother's.

Good idea. Your brother seemed to have used your account for spamming. It will look better if you can just start again.

At 5/21/07 11:05 AM, Twin-Uzis wrote: Hey, everyone.

Hey.

The original Right Hand Man here.

Yes, one of the very first members.

Just letting you know I'm still alive and whatnot.

It's nice to catch up on these things.

Well... see you all MUCH, MUCH later.

How about tonight?

And don't respond to this. I'll never see it.

I will anyway. Because you will. YOU'LL BE BACK.

At 5/21/07 11:05 AM, Twin-Uzis wrote: Hey, everyone.

The original Right Hand Man here.

Just letting you know I'm still alive and whatnot.

Well... see you all MUCH, MUCH later.

And don't respond to this. I'll never see it.

Holy shit this is out of the blue. A massive hello to you Mr Uzi.
Oh and Hitman; when is the next set of Encounter coming up? After that one I'll take the next.

Nickel plated 45s for everyone! :)

At 5/21/07 01:16 PM, muflubbagon1 wrote: Nickel plated 45s for everyone! :)

Everyone already owns two of those. Now, if you would like to join, you must make 50 intelligent posts. These posts must contain proper grammar, proper punctuation, be at least two lines in length, and must contribute to the topic at hand. Good luck.

I bid you luck in your posting and look forward to seeing you here. You may, if you wish, post here as a initiate until you are accepted so your posting is correct and you learn our rules.

ok cool i would like to join, anyways, does anyone here play godfather for the wii? that game is beast : )