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At 4/21/07 10:50 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: Kurofelis sends his regards, a box of assorted cookies, and these plans for a bioengineering project.

This project, still unnamed, is a seperate development research subject ither than zoid-like cyborgs. This project is so recent, is has only been design-sketched.

In a nutshell, this new project is an armored bio-car. A vehicle with innards of a genetically enhanced plant. The chassis will be reinforced with titanium alloy and such, but most of the vehicle will be plant material, except for technological stuff and wheels, and the engine and car stuff. The plant part is mostly there to provide the vehicle with an almost indeprivable fuel tank-the plant. The plant uses photosynthesis, and is also fed extremely by the solar panel on the roof, but the plant needs extremely minimal energy to live, so the car is mainly fueled by the excess processed energy from the plant.

The problems so far, in theory, are how to transfer the life energy to the car from the plant, and how to transfer plant growth to car energy.

I think a portion of the glucose produced in each photosynthesis cycle should be stored in a bio-fuel tank that refills itself when the car is at rest (or can be refilled manually with sugar in case of emergency), then that will be used to power the vehicle. We could use some of the plant's ATP to charge a car battery, which would supply current for things like the radio and lights.

At 4/22/07 01:27 AM, Regus-MK-IV wrote: Triv, may I request an up-to-date version of the Science Devision personnel roster? I am in the process of choosing my 2nd lieutenant and will notify both you and my choice once it has been made.

NG Mafia Science Department - Org Chart

Head Scientist = MrTrivia
1st Lieutenant = Regus-MK-IV
2nd Lieutenant = open spot
Mecha Expert = MrTrivia
Mecha Technician = open spot(s)
Weapons Expert = Regus-MK-IV
Weapons Technician = PowerPrower, Snype, open spot(s)
Armor Expert = BlindTiger
Armor Technician = open spot(s)
Gadget Expert = Novelty
Gadget Technician = Sirockalot, open spot(s)
Vehicle Expert = Marsupial (interim)
Vehicle Technician = open spot(s)
Genetics Expert = Sentio
Genetics Technician = Kurofelis, open spot(s)
Jack of All Trades = PenitentTangent
Laboratory Technician = Rabies, open spot(s)

Rabies has about three days left to respond, so I wouldn't choose him if I were you.

I also have a suggestion for a new weapon for our mech-style units. A version of Gatling cannon similar to the GAU 8 Avenger. With some development I feel it would be possible to reduce the weapon size from six meters to just below three.

It definitely won't go on the PS-200 series (e.g., Kiton), and the PS-100 series (e.g., Armani and Versace) probably couldn't handle any mounted guns bigger than 1.5 meters, but I have an idea for a mech design that could accomodate much larger weapons. I'll draft up a blueprint for the XPS-301 and think of a suitable name by Wednesday; I have two consecutive days off work coming up, so I should have no problem.

At 4/22/07 08:33 AM, MrTrivia wrote:

Rabies has about three days left to respond, so I wouldn't choose him if I were you.

Noted.

I'll draft up a blueprint for the XPS-301 and think of a suitable name by Wednesday; I have two consecutive days off work coming up, so I should have no problem.

Good to hear, I'll start work on my sketches of the new weapon just as soon as I have cleared remaining paperwork.

At 4/21/07 01:20 PM, Snype wrote: If anyone is interested, check out my
SOTW entry on the botom of the page. It's the black and white one. Commens would gladly be appricated.

That was really good. I like the black and white in it, because it blended Spiderman inot the background. In other news, who is goning to see that movie when it comes out? Im not going to see it opening day, but ill be seeing it sooner or later.

At 4/21/07 01:20 PM, Snype wrote:

If anyone is interested, check out my
SOTW entry on the botom of the page. It's the black and white one. Commens would gladly be appricated.

Nice one sig, I think you're in with a big chance; it was my favourite.

Yours is cool too sir rock, but it seems to be a bit fuzzy or blurred or something.

Congrats to Battle winner numero uno. Glad the stories came in eventually.

At 4/22/07 10:09 PM, TheSerf wrote: Congrats to Battle winner numero uno. Glad the stories came in eventually.

Same here, hope the stories continue being good. In other news, heer is the newest part to my story, for those who read the first chapter.

Tha Atlantic Affair
Chapter 2

The man looked ahead of him, the Lighthouse now blocking out the sun. Strangely, it somewhat resembled a cigarette. “Man, what I would do for one of those right now.” He thought to himself.
As he continued on to the Lighthouse, the man grew more aware of the people hidden in shadows watching him. He knew that every move must be thought out, for it could easily be his last. The boss hadn’t told him what he was dealing with, but he knew that this mission was of high importance and was extremely risky.
Now at the base of the Lighthouse, the man pushed through the door. The stairs spiraled so sharply that it was dizzying just to look up. But the man would not have realized this, for as soon as he entered the building, he was grabbed from behind.
“Give me one reason why I shouldn’t blow your fucking head off!” The brute who grabbed him screamed.
“Calm down, I’m here to meet with Jim. I have to deliver him this package.” The man now knew how risky the job truly was. There would surely be more men at every landing, making escape a pointless thought.
The guard let him go after frisking him, following closely behind. Together, they walked up those dizzying stairs, each step bringing the man closer to his objective.
At each landing would stand two more men. Carrying SMG’s and Desert Eagles, these guards didn’t care about the noise they made, the only thing concerning them was their targets.
Sweating heavily now, from both fear and the tedious task of walking the stairs, the man was starting to worry if all would go according to plan. Surely with all the guards, there was no way he could follow through with this to the end.
But his thoughts were interrupted when the guard thrust him back out into sunlight. The sky was no longer that beautiful red as it is in perfect mornings, it was now a blue clouded with patches of yes, clouds.
Another man stood with his back to the staircase. He was looking out over the railing, sighing deeply.
“Ah, what a beautiful morning, isn’t it?” He was now looking towards the man and the guard. “I take it by now that you know I am named Jim. So, why don’t you enlighten me with yours…”
The man, regaining some confidence that he was no longer confined in the spiral staircase, replied with “You may call me The Gentleman.”
“My, what an interesting name, my friend. What country were you born in that you were given such an odd name?”
“That is not my real name; it was a name I gained through my profession. The only ones to ever know my real name is those who pay millions for a certain task, and those who are about to die.”
“Well,” replied Jim. “It seems that I am neither. For there is no way for me to be killed here, and I haven’t paid millions for your service. I’m going to take a guess that I won’t find out who you really are.”
“Precisely,” said The Gentleman. “Now if you don’t mind, please take the briefcase and open it.”
“As you wish, my friend.” Jim took the case and started to open up the latches. As he lifted the cover and looked inside, he clutched violently at his throat and began to cough and hack violently.
The case was a very easy place to hide a weapon. A rather long, pointed spear like piece of metal was fastened in a sort of launcher. The launcher was rigged to a sensor beam that was focused on where the lid and base of the case met. If those two points separated too far, the metal would be launched upwards striking whatever opened the case.
This piece of metal was now lodged in Jim’s neck, and he was struggling quite a bit to try and breathe. In all his commotion, Jim didn’t even see The Gentleman take out a knife attached to the underside of his shoe.
The Gentleman took the knife and slashed the guard’s throat, thus instantly killing him. He then proceeded to slam the dead body into Jim, causing both Jim and guard to fall of the edge ending both their lives, if they hadn’t already died.
Getting relief from the fact that the hit was taken care of, the only thing worrying the Gentleman was the fact that he still had to somehow get out of the Lighthouse alive.

At 4/22/07 10:20 PM, SUPADUDE111 wrote: Tha Atlantic Affair
Chapter 2

You bug the hell out of me, sure, but damn, you're a good writer. I have to give that marvelous chapter of this already promising story a five out of five.

Just a little background information for anyone unfamiliar with my latest projects. My PowerSuits (mechs) are divided into different classes based on the inspirition for the production line. The different numbers reflect different models, and each potential model can have up to 9 versions without resorting to letter suffixes. The designs I have are as follows:
PS-100 series - based on E-Frames from the fauxnime "Exo Squad"
- PS-10X = Armani line (where X is any number from 1 to 9)
- PS-11X = Versace line
PS-200 series - based on Powered Armor featured in a number of anime, comic books, and video games. In fact the term "HardSuit" was borrowed from Bubblegum Crisis and "PowerSuit" is borrowed from Metroid.
- PS-20X = Kiton line
PS-300 series - I'm going to base these on BattleMechs from BattleTech/MechWarrior. As of yet, I have no production lines for this series.

At 4/23/07 05:51 AM, MrTrivia wrote: Power Suits

I'm not part of the Armor Division, but I really think your design there is too defensive, you are mainly using exoskeletons, which only give lifting Strength, and additional Stamina right? I suggest an external armor as well. Maybe some Mandalorian Iron or some Adamantium Cortosis could also be used although it's rather heavy comparing...

Damn... its been a slow day. What? Are you all dead or something?

I would upload the new sketch of the weapon but I have no means of doing so. I will attempt to scan it at school and then transfer it to my phone which can act as a data-stick.

Rounds 2 & 3 Start NOW!

Title says it all, round two will be Nyt Shadow vs. Wedge. Round 3 will be Walter Gray vs. Kaoru Saga. Following this post l will be sending the bios out. Good luck guys. You have until next Monday.

:::ATTENTION:::

Do not believe the hype that Snype passing.
Strauss is not a raving a homosexual, Snype is. For some reason he is both admitting and denying the fact that he loves penis, but has admitted his love for Strauss and his "sexy ass." As the leader of this estabishment I believe that all our members should be comfortable here.

So in that spirit, I propose that we encourage Snype to come out of the closet.

Please show your support by sending him IMs and PMs.

lots of them

Congrats to the winner of the first round of the Battle Royale. And best of luck to both contestants in Round 2.

At 4/23/07 09:43 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Congrats to the winner of the first round of the Battle Royale. And best of luck to both contestants in Round 2.

Seconded. Also, hope the stories are good. I always like to see what people who can write good come up with. Lets just say that my school isnt too creative...ughh.

At 4/23/07 07:53 PM, Ghost wrote:

ATTENTION:::

Well, that certainly did catch my attention. May l ask why Snype's homosexuality is being stated here? I thought this was something everyone already knew?

At 4/23/07 10:47 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: Well, that certainly did catch my attention. May l ask why Snype's homosexuality is being stated here? I thought this was something everyone already knew?

No, your getting it all wrong. Everyone one knows that you are gay and... fuck it. I can't think of anything else to defend myself with. EXCEPT WITH THIS!

At 4/23/07 10:56 PM, Snype wrote: No, your getting it all wrong. Everyone one knows that you are gay and... fuck it. I can't think of anything else to defend myself with. EXCEPT WITH THIS!

HAHA i'll take that wager and raise you THIS:
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=18 90545

by the way, let's not get out of control with these things. if youre going to comment about snype's homosexuality, let's include other business with it.

At 4/23/07 11:01 PM, Strauss wrote: by the way, let's not get out of control with these things. if youre going to comment about snype's homosexuality, let's include other business with it.

I agree. Now, Triv wants me to help him design and test out his new mwcha series, the ones where they resemble the mech warriors from MechWarror. I would gladly do this, but sometime this week. I am swamped with homework and personal problems right now (no, not those types of problems, you fucks). CLICK HERE.

So... May I join now?

Hey guys, I judt found some crazy-arse secret project that Prower must have been asking Ghandi to do for him on the sly...... weird stuff

Speaking of ghandi, has anyone seen the fucker lately?

At 4/23/07 10:29 AM, Lebastic wrote:

At 4/23/07 05:51 AM, MrTrivia wrote: Power Suits

I'm not part of the Armor Division, but I really think your design there is too defensive, you are mainly using exoskeletons, which only give lifting Strength, and additional Stamina right? I suggest an external armor as well. Maybe some Mandalorian Iron or some Adamantium Cortosis could also be used although it's rather heavy comparing...

The PS-100 series can be thought of as a compact mobile suit - it offers full protection and great firepower to the pilot, but it's small enough to operate indoors (barely).
The PS-200 series is designed to feel more like a garment than a mech. You could say that it's an exoskeleton, but it's not intended to boost the user's strength. If anything, I created this one to serve as a backup system - it can be worn while operating a vehicle, such as the big new PS-300 series I'm putting together.
Speaking of which, I have an update on the PowerSuit project: The XPS-301 will be based on the Timber Wolf (Mad Cat) mech from Battletech/Mechwarrior. As soon as I get detailed specs, I'll put my prototype together and test it out.

And now for something completely different. How many people here remember Assassin-Basstard?
Well, he PMed me about a new site of his. He tells me that it features some members of the NG Mafia, so he'd like profiles of anyone here who's interested. If you want, you can PM Assassin-Basstard with your name, job title, and any interesting facts you wish to disclose. He also told me to let you guys know this:
"Everybody that sends me his/her Profile will be aded to the Site, and gets a free (Only in the Forum) T-shirt. 'I Roll for the NG Mafia' in front and on the Back 'You don´t like it? Then Eat me you Cunt!!' "

Hello people. Good to see ya's again. It's been a crazy week, but I made it just fine. Good to see the Battle Royale got off to a great start. Kudos to the winner of the first round.

Now, what's this stuff about being gay, Snype, Strauss, Ghost, and the "Objection!" site? ...meh, forget it. I'm not gonna get into it. I've got enough on my hands, like graduating. Only four more weeks...

Anyways, I'll probably have that story (after all those delays and what not) up around tonight. For just a spoiler, it has a bit of inspiration from "Pulp Fiction", but has a totally (100%) different story, and everything.

Well, since I'm at school (shig!), I'd better get off before some teacher catches me and bad stuff happens.

See yas...tonight. Yeah, tonight. I promise.

At 4/23/07 11:24 PM, Snype wrote: CLICK HERE.

Counter Strauss' joke with one about me? You must really have a thing for me Snype 'cause l seem to be included in almost everything you post. I'd be flattered if l didn't already despise you :P

At 4/24/07 03:58 AM, Aracid wrote: So... May I join now?

If you want to join you have to complete for me 25 intelligent posts. This means no one liners or posts that do not contribute to the topic. Once you have made these you may then ask again to join. Feel free to post here as an unofficial member until you make these. Nice art by the way.

At 4/24/07 07:24 AM, TheSerf wrote: weird stuff

Haha l get the joke. Very funny Serf.

Speaking of ghandi, has anyone seen the fucker lately?

He's been having computer problems. He's unable to acces the forums or any other part of Newgrounds except for the front page. Same for other sites. Thought l told everyone this?

At 4/24/07 08:15 AM, MrTrivia wrote: How many people here remember Assassin-Basstard?

Well l'm not that young, so l remember him. I already gave him a PM, seems pretty interesting to me.

At 4/24/07 10:44 AM, StevensA wrote: For just a spoiler, it has a bit of inspiration from "Pulp Fiction", but has a totally (100%) different story, and everything.

Well now you've caught my attention along with the fact that you're posting here again.

See yas...tonight. Yeah, tonight. I promise.

l hope so. l don't want to have to come looking for you, understand.

Wow, I would have never known that Snype is gay.. I have nothing against fags, but I am just stating my opinion..

At 4/24/07 03:58 AM, Aracid wrote: So... May I join now?

I like your art work!

At 4/24/07 06:15 PM, HooglyBoogly wrote: Wow, I would have never known that Snype is gay.. I have nothing against fags, but I am just stating my opinion..

At 4/24/07 03:58 AM, Aracid wrote: So... May I join now?

I like your art work!

Thanks! So... That's a yes?

At 4/24/07 06:24 PM, Aracid wrote: Thanks! So... That's a yes?

Thats a HooglyBoogly doesnt have the power to let you in. You need 50 intelligent post. This means no spam or one liners.One you feel you have these post, you can ask a Capo to let you in.

At 4/24/07 06:15 PM, HooglyBoogly wrote: Wow, I would have never known that Snype is gay.. I have nothing against fags, but I am just stating my opinion..

Its fine that he is gay. I know lots of gay people, and it doesnt make them any less of a person. I have a gay cousin who is like in his 30's but still really nice. And one of the nicest teachers at my school is gay. So i agree, being gay is fine, Snype, i support you all the way...

Yeah there is truly nothing wrong with being gay. So Snype if thats you decision then i also support ya.

At 4/25/07 12:08 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Yeah there is truly nothing wrong with being gay. So Snype if thats you decision then i also support ya.

I actually think its not alwyas a decision. I do think that you are born gay. Thats how most are, anway. There are those who develop into it overtime, but i think you are bron being gay.

In other news, the latest hapter in the story. Not the best, but the start of a long sting of action...

Tha Atlantic Affair
Chapter 3

The Gentleman looked around the platform for anything that would help against the guards. In his search, he found the Desert Eagle that the guard carried on him. Aware of how loud the gun was, and how it would echo once inside the Lighthouse, he looked around for anything else, but could find nothing.
Slowly and stealthily, The Gentleman made his way down the staircase. As he approached the first landing, he looked towards the guards. Both were asleep lying by the window. He crept down the stairs and easily snapped the first man’s neck. He then moved onto the next man and did the same thing.
He looted the bodies of the guns and ammo, knowing he would soon need it later. Searching desperately for a knife (his was still in the throat of the guard), he looked over the bodies one more time. When nothing was found, he continued down the stairs.
As he approached the next landing, he once again saw the guards. This time, both of them were awake and there was no way around them. He took out the SMG and got ready to attack.
But he put his foot down too hard and the stairs clanged out. The guards turned to look at what made the sound. The Gentleman unloaded on them, pumping both men full of lead. They both collapsed on the stairs, bleeding and screaming to the death.
With all the shells hitting the stairs and the gunfire itself, the guards in the remainder of the Lighthouse were alerted. They started charge up the stairs, The Gentleman fully aware of what was coming towards him. He picked up more ammo from the bodies and reloaded his guns.
When the first of the guards appeared, they were instantly killed by the bullets flying through the air striking them in the head. The bodies tumbled down the stairs, slowing down the reinforcements making their way to the top of the Lighthouse.
But as more of the guards came charging up the stairs, The Gentleman couldn’t hold them off. He started to retreat up the stairs beck to the top platform. Once at the top, the flow of guards had to be slowing down. He had reloaded at least a dozen times and was about to run out of SMG ammo. He was already wounded, being shot in the arm and the knee.
When the guards had finely seemed to stop coming, he started his way back down the stairs. Looking around him, he couldn’t believe how many guards had truly been in the Lighthouse. Nearing the bottom, The Gentleman heard a flustered breathing. Someone must still have been left in the building. Slowly looking down, he could see that the man was not in the building yet.
He took out his Desert Eagles and was ready to make a move out the door. He burst through the opening, rolling and shooting at what must have been the man. Most of his shots connected, and when he was done, he looked at who he had shot.
The man was unarmed, and was now unidentifiable due to the fact that he had been mangled by the torrent of bullets. But looking at his chest, he saw an ID card. It said LIGHTHOUSE STAFF. “Shit!” The Gentleman thought to himself. “Boss told me not to get any civilian causalities.”
Looking around the scene, he could see how messy everything was. There would be no way of explaining this mess to anyone. Two piles of mass which were once people lay at the base of the lighthouse. The Staff member was slouched against the wall, obviously mangled. And the inside of the structure was a mess of guards and ammo.
Besides the fact that The Gentleman had narrowly escaped death, he looked on the hit as pretty successful.
Walking away from the Lighthouse, The gentleman looked down at himself, getting a better look at where he got shot. The suit was obviously never going to be worn again, with tears and rips all throughout it. And with the blood everywhere, it would have gone from black to red.
So he walked back to his car and started to drive away from the Lighthouse and towards the town. The road to the town was mostly deserted, but the occasional car would pass going to the Lighthouse. But as he looked behind him, the Gentleman noticed something odd.
A car pulled out from besides a bush, but there was no road there. If he hadn’t just got off a hit, he wouldn’t think much about it. But with is recent events, there was cause for alarm.
As the car caught up to him, he checked his back window once again. Something was definitely wrong, the car was riding on his bumper, and the driver was smiling like a lunatic. Still looking at the car, the Gentleman sees a passenger holding an UZI.
“Ah shit…” He thought to himself, “This road is too narrow for any maneuvers, looks like I have to be creative.”

At 4/24/07 04:17 PM, Boris-4-U wrote:

At 4/24/07 10:44 AM, StevensA wrote: For just a spoiler, it has a bit of inspiration from "Pulp Fiction", but has a totally (100%) different story, and everything.

Well now you've caught my attention along with the fact that you're posting here again.

Well, I'm glad I got your attention...read on...

See yas...tonight. Yeah, tonight. I promise.

l hope so. l don't want to have to come looking for you, understand.

Yeah, last night wasn't a good time. I tried to get on, ( shit, everything was ready!), then two things happened. One, my parents said I wasn't allowed on the computer; that I spend too much time online as it is. Then, as it happed, the power went out for a while and I couldn't do it anyways. Twat, twat...

But, rest assured, that TONIGHT will be the night I finally do something other than say a word or two and disappear for a while.

Other than that, this is all I have to say at the moment. School computers are nice, but the teachers watch 'em like crazy. So, I leave for now, but tonight (I mean, TONIGHT), will be the story I've been promising for quite the while now. Later, y'all.

I'm getting tired of saying these, "I'm back!" posts, but I suppose it's been awhile since my last one. Still, I'm rather disappointed by the lack of stories around here... meh, I'm writing one now.

For those of you who don't know me, I'm the former top Attorney around here - I left the branch to Serf, and I intend to keep it that way. He stuck around when I didn't, so it's only fitting.

At 4/25/07 12:11 AM, SUPADUDE111 wrote: Tha Atlantic Affair

I do hope that you spelled "The" like a retard intentionally. But, the critique - I've never been one to rate with numbers - it's always more fun to massacre creativity with words. Well, I'm not too happy with the series as a whole... it feels as though it's a way just for you to kill people. Though, there's nothing wrong with that. The problem with a series like this is the challenge of keeping it going as the character kills more and more people - will he die?

Keep the series going, and I'll keep reading.

If I stick around.

At 4/25/07 10:38 AM, StevensA wrote: But, rest assured, that TONIGHT will be the night I finally do something other than say a word or two and disappear for a while.

Nice to see you again, Stevens. Been awhile. I'm looking forward to seeing what you'll throw at us. But, I think I'll be throwing out my story sometime tonight as well... we'll see.

Nice to see you all again.