I went to $14'500 internet rehab

[SirCannabisClock]

and let me tell you, I feel great

My grades were suffering, and I was flunking out of college from spending 16 hours a day on the internet. My parents were concerned, so they sent me to the heaven's field rehabilitation center in washington state. It's a 45 day program that rehabilitates you from the detrimental effects constant internet use has on an individual.

After attending the 45 day program, I feel great, and so should you. Everyone here should attend this wonderful program: there is absolutely no reason you should not.

you can even see me here in this short report from fox news about it. I'm in the video too!
http://www.foxnews.com/search-results/m/
26508920/e-addiction.htm#q=internet+reha b

Stop allowing your addiction to consume you, only you and this program can help you. Best of luck to everyone, peace off

[SirWolfy]

I'M ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET AND I DON'T PLAN TO STOP.

caps

[MoriChax]

Welcome back to the internet.

[Tobi]

At 9/22/09 02:10 PM, citricsquid wrote: start > shut down.

*pressed ON button*

FUUUUUUUUU-

[Aeerow]

I likes my internets, but i don't spend huge amounts of time on there, don't see how people can be so addicted to it. I mean what else is there to do other than porn and youtube? not much.

[SirCannabisClock]

At 9/22/09 02:17 PM, Aeerow wrote: I likes my internets, but i don't spend huge amounts of time on there, don't see how people can be so addicted to it. I mean what else is there to do other than porn and youtube? not much.

stop making exuses to yourself: you are an addict and you need help.

[Wolfos]

"he said playing the World of Warcraft video game for 1617. Hours a day."

lol, how did he manage that, theres only 24 hours a day that I know of

[SirCannabisClock]

At 9/22/09 02:21 PM, robin1232 wrote: "he said playing the World of Warcraft video game for 1617. Hours a day."

lol, how did he manage that, theres only 24 hours a day that I know of

don't judge me I'm better now

but fun fact: I actually met Leeroy Jenkins at a warcraft convention in california

[MikeVouros]

At 9/22/09 02:12 PM, MoriChax wrote: Welcome back to the internet.

LOL

[Aeerow]

:At 9/22/09 02:20 PM, SirCannabisClock wrote:

stop making exuses to yourself: you are an addict and you need help.

the only thing I'm addicted to is women.

:(occasionally men depends on the mood I'm in)

[SirCannabisClock]

At 9/22/09 02:34 PM, Aeerow wrote:

(occasionally men depends on the mood I'm in)

Well why haven't you attended a 14'500 dollar gay rehab

[Drake]

Why the fuck would I get off the internet? My life wouldn't progress very well if I did...

[Timmy]

The comma instead of a decimal is throwing me off - are you saying that your parents spent Fourteen THOUSAND dollars to ween you off the internet?

It would be less expensive to hire a nanny to live with you in college and smack your hand whenever you try to go online.

[SirCannabisClock]

At 9/22/09 03:08 PM, Timmy wrote: It would be less expensive to hire a nanny to live with you in college and smack your hand whenever you try to go online.

what a stupid idea, why would I waste my parents money on something so frivolous as that?

[g-muff]

A boy at my school was obessed with online gaming, his dad had a better solution though, he took the computer outside and hit it with a sledgehammer.

Is actually a true story.

[Snake-Arsenic]

OMG you're relapsing! Log off god damnit LOG OFF!!

damn junkie >:(

[Leo625]

For 14,500 bucks they better be feeding me lobster and having Jessica Alba giving me daily blowjobs!

[MrSaint]

So, after all that 45 day shit?.. You returned to the Internet? Great, I think you got pranked.

Besides, in my opinion, a normal person knows WHEN to stop, and HOW to stop. So we can do that for free.

[MyGuitarSticks]

Come back when regrow your penis.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

At 9/22/09 02:24 PM, SirCannabisClock wrote: stuff

When I saw this, I joked about newgrounders being there, I didn't know one was actually there

LOL

[MyGuitarSticks]

Also, I smell a troll.

[SirCannabisClock]

At 9/22/09 04:11 PM, MrSaint wrote: So, after all that 45 day shit?.. You returned to the Internet? Great, I think you got pranked.

I allow myself only 1-3 hours daily

4-6 if I find something cool

I threw out all my warcraft stuff too, I don't wanna go cold turkey so I started playing maple story

I'm on the road to improvement, I suggest you all do the same

[Yiffy]

$14.500 could've bought alot of discipline.

[TightRope]

The things that came to my mind after watching this were.

How rich are your fucking parents?
Future school shooter!
Nice pony tail fag!
Cut that ridiculous pony tail off!
"The World of uh... of uh... warcraft vidya game"
You're like the only kid there.
This is why universal healthcare wont work because we'll be paying for fuck ups like yourself to go to internet rehab.
Fuck, why can't I play with goats, seriously I was actually jealous, I love goats.

[physicsman09]

It's called self control.

Guess no one has that these days.

[SirCannabisClock]

At 9/22/09 04:30 PM, TightRope wrote: How rich are your fucking parents?
Future school shooter!
Nice pony tail fag!
Cut that ridiculous pony tail off!

why? it makes me look like a night elf

[Oliver]

If I don't have my internet, I wither away and die.

[TightRope]

At 9/22/09 04:35 PM, SirCannabisClock wrote:

At 9/22/09 04:30 PM, TightRope wrote: How rich are your fucking parents?
Future school shooter!
Nice pony tail fag!
Cut that ridiculous pony tail off!

why? it makes me look like a night elf

Listen, step 12 was that you had to cut this dying remnant from your body, it is now a vestigial structure and you don't need it, it will remind you of what a fag you used to be.

[PeterM]

You run funny

[Ziegeman]

You can't be addicted to the internet. You are either a porn addict or an ex girlfriend stalker via facebook and myspace.