Forum Topic: What will you name your kids?

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At 9/22/09 02:16 PM, Delta66 wrote:
At 9/22/09 02:12 PM, 2534 wrote: One Dickneck and the other Ceiling cat.
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Let me be the first to tell you that i dont care.


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At 9/22/09 09:10 AM, data662 wrote: If their twins Luke and Leia. My cousin's friend named his kids after star wars characters.

Don't they get off with each other?

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I'm not ever having children- I despise them, and I'm pro-choice, so if I accidentally get pregnant I can just get rid of the potential little brat anyway- but if I was to have children, I'd name a girl Lilith and a boy Dante.


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One will be called Joseph. Carrying on the family tradition :)

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One named Michael, another named Chaning


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Gaylor if it's a boy or Taylor if it's a girl.

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At 9/22/09 02:41 PM, Destinii-chan wrote: I'm not ever having children- I despise them, and I'm pro-choice, so if I accidentally get pregnant I can just get rid of the potential little brat anyway- but if I was to have children, I'd name a girl Lilith and a boy Dante.

At least you are honest and aware that you are incapable of taking care of another life.

which leads me to believe that you will probably never find a stable relationship or find yourself in the midst of a womens rights protest while your reproductive system has dried and rotted to the point that testosterone rises greatly. After gained weight and your 3rd heart attack. You are unable to take care of yourself. Retirement wasnt enough to pay property taxes. Congrats. You now have two choices. kill yourself. OR live as some crazy homeless chic giving BJs without your dentures in to have someone push you around in your wheel chair. In the end you die a very lonely death realizing that no one loved you and or cared about you. If only you had children... they could wipe your nasty elderly ass instead of constant rashes developing due to lack of mobility. (wiping your ass. you will probably end up shitting yourself without warning anyways...) They could feed you and remind you what a cool person you used to be. But for your sake hopefully this doesnt happen to you right?

Yeah... If i had a kid ...

Boy: Zachary, Peter, or Bradly

Girl: Layla Or Anastasia

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adolf hitler and sadam hussain (i dont care for spelling it wrong)


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Skylar, Apollo, and Susie.

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I'm only planning on having one kid, and I'm either going to name him Tyler (after my brother) or after my deceased grandfather (he hasn't passed away yet but he's very sick and old - and I won't be having kids anytime soon, probably not until I'm at least 25) because he was very close to me.

If the case is that she is a girl I might name her after my grandmother, as she's been closer to me than my parents my entire life. But 'Diane' seems like an "old" name to me and I would rather her to have a "new-age" name. I would probably let my (future) wife pick the name if it were to be a girl.

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I've always fancied the names Virgilia and Rosemary. If it's a male, I'll leave it up to my spouse.
Funny how I have this all planned out and I don't even want kids.

At 9/22/09 08:19 AM, RubberDuckyClock wrote: One named Tyler, the other named narrator.

There, I made it better.


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I would prefer two sons to anything else, Matt and John probably.

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Probably James for a boy, and victoria for a girl

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Well. I have sort of a dilemma with naming my kids.
Here in Iceland, the naming system is patronymical, so that we don't really have last names, you have a first name, Middle name optional, and the last name is "Son/Daughter of <insert name of father here>"

My real name is Kristinn.
Which means Christian, I fucking despise my name.
that means, that no matter what I do, my kids will have "Kristinsson/Kristinsdóttir" "Son/Daughter of Christian" as their last name.

I wanted to name my male kid, Eilífur Hrannar.
Eilífur means Eternal, and Hrannar is my brother's name, and It means something related to rain,I think it's tempest.

Eternal Tempest, son of Christian -.-
And I can't change my name, because in Icelandic law, you can only change it once, and It was changed against my will when I was adopted.


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A girl: Evanna, Aisha, Lydia, Morgan, Alyona, Sinead or Amika.
A boy: Dominic, Ivan, Eamonn, Viktor or Grigory.

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Tampaxinne if a girl and Dicko if boy!

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Madeline for female and Michael for male.

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I'm hoping that my first child will come out black so I can put one of the following names on the birth certificate:

Orpheus
Bovice
32 (yes, the number)
Computer

Then I would leave my significant other.... with her black child... and its fucked up name.

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If I had to make the choice:

girl: Merel/Kiki/Margot/Sylvana
boy: Nathan/ Dimitri/Iwein

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i like the names edward and ellease. hopefully i'll havv twins and my wife will let me anme them that. XD


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At 9/22/09 08:23 AM, SatanHam wrote: i will name one "two in the pink"
and the other "one in the stink."

is your real name ''dumbfuk'' or what?

purposely misspelled ty!

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i'm probably not going to get married. :(


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At 9/22/09 08:19 AM, RubberDuckyClock wrote: One named Tyler, the other named Durden.

oh why thank you

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Some ideas. I'll probably have quite a while to narrow it down.

Boy: Colin, Shane, James, Owen
Girl: Caoimhe, Siobhan, Catherine, Angela

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