literally DOES NOT know I exist. She doesn't know who I am (and I thought everyone in my grade knew who I am... That's what they said when they gave me my awards)
Forget
If she doesn't know you exist that means you haven't talked to her even once which means you shouldn't like her because you do not know her.
Maybe?
I'm an instigator
I'm about to give you some deep advice here sonny so listen up, the best chat up line in the world.. I hope you're sitting down for this because it's sexual dynamite - "hi"
best chat up line is ... nice legs what time d they open ask her thats he ll like ya or
or slap you rofl
At 9/22/09 07:13 AM, Fim wrote: I'm about to give you some deep advice here sonny so listen up, the best chat up line in the world.. I hope you're sitting down for this because it's sexual dynamite - "hi"
No no my good man, i am sure it is "Hello"
If you are reading this, it means I have posted. Whether or not I am still posting, this has left its mark, for many years to come.
Hank wants more madness
Everyone get ready for..
"HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?"
Although practicality beats purity.
Errors should never pass silently.
In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess.
At 9/22/09 07:40 AM, RubberDuckyClock wrote: Follow her home and rape her.
best first post I have ever seen
This post was valuable.
At 9/22/09 07:57 AM, GeneralAC wrote: Follow her home and rape her twice.
worst 1000+ post I have ever seen
Forget
Well theres your problem!
Awards+Girls=Epic fail
Moter cycles+Girls=3 - 4 months of fun ;D
Your call
Forgive and Forget
Talk to her, start the conversation by saying this:
"I HAVE A BIG DICK WANNA TRY"
At 9/22/09 07:05 AM, FeedingAdiction wrote: She doesn't know who I am (and I thought everyone in my grade knew who I am)
i hate to break it to you.
but you are not Mr. Popular.
of anything.
ur only 13.
the picture/information posted above; is at least somewhat relevant to this topic.
At 9/22/09 08:04 AM, SatanHam wrote:At 9/22/09 07:05 AM, FeedingAdiction wrote: She doesn't know who I am (and I thought everyone in my grade knew who I am)i hate to break it to you.
but you are not Mr. Popular.
of anything.ur only 13.
This has to be the post that made the least sense to me in my whole Newgrounds life.
Forget
I'd give you some advice, but I've never talked to a girl before. Or came close!
You could really go for a chocolate chip cookie right about now...
At 9/22/09 08:09 AM, RubberDuckyClock wrote:At 9/22/09 08:04 AM, SatanHam wrote: ur only 13.You`re only seventeen with a ponytail, go die. What does him being 13 have to do with any of it you pow wow loving fuck.
im older than you, fag.
the picture/information posted above; is at least somewhat relevant to this topic.
The girl I like HARDLY knows I exist, so what I'm going to do today is sit right next to her in Chemistry and say hello. Stop being a pussy.
Just run up and hug her. Hugs make everything okay.
Walk up to her and start hitting on her man!
Yeah, whatever.
PSN ID: REDSiN66
I'm surprised no one suggested this yet...
GRAB HER COCK!!!
Girls like that.
At 9/22/09 10:37 AM, studmuffin7 wrote: I'm surprised no one suggested this yet...
GRAB HER COCK!!!
Girls like that.
yep and has it worked for you yet?
cherry garcia: its like having an angel cum in your mouth
At 9/22/09 07:13 AM, Fim wrote: I'm about to give you some deep advice here sonny so listen up, the best chat up line in the world.. I hope you're sitting down for this because it's sexual dynamite - "hi"
well, this is kind of a good advice, just talk to the girl damnit!
How about you do something about it?
Sitting around and wallowing in self pity won't get your the girl.
KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.
At 9/22/09 12:55 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: How about you do something about it?
Sitting around and wallowing in self pity won't get your the girl.
you*
And that's perception.
Stop talking to us about it and go fucking talk to her ffs!
"Lulz is watching someone lose their mind at their computer 2,000 miles away while you chat with friends and laugh"
Find the cliteras, It'll tell you how to win her heart.
Well, then you suck balls. The girl I like is my ex, so she literally knows I exist. For better or worse, that is.
Don't be a fucking pussy, just ask talk to her.
Goddamn typical.
Stop masturbating to cartoon porn and man up.
talk to the bitch, ask her out. Fuck her.
thats the way the world works
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