And on the seventh day...
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Here's something I don't understand about the bible: God creates everyshit for the first six days, then on the seventh, he rests. Now, isn't God supposed to be some kind of all-powerful whatever that probably wouldn't need sleep, or even to lie down for a few minutes? I think he created something else on the seventh day that the ones who wrote the bible (J.R.R Tolkien and J.K. Rowling) were ashamed of and decided to take out of the final version of the book.
What do you think it is. I would have to guess dinosoars. I mean thinkabattit!
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God invented rest on the seveth day, duh.
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I thought on the seventh day I got 7 swans a swimming...?
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At 9/21/09 07:50 PM, kiljoy96 wrote: I thought on the seventh day I got 7 swans a swimming...?
Different fiction tale
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At 9/21/09 07:49 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: God invented rest on the seveth day, duh.
Instead of Rest, he should have invented tirelessness
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He invented religion.
Oh wait no; that was man who invented that.
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At 9/21/09 07:50 PM, iCock wrote: Different fiction tale
Ooooh, edgy.
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At 9/21/09 07:52 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: He invented religion.
Oh wait no; that was man who invented that.
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Yeah really all he had to do was wave his wand, it would really only take like 5 minuets to create everything, he took 6 days, no need to rest.
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At 9/21/09 07:55 PM, Latecks wrote: Yeah really all he had to do was wave his wand, it would really only take like 5 minuets to create everything, he took 6 days, no need to rest.
Oh, also, it took an entire day to make all the creatures (great and small), but it took the same amount of time to make the sun, moon, and stars, which are many other suns, moons, and planets. Was there no definite unit of time? (Ooh! Like Narnia!)
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