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get ready for a novel... i got a few but that last one was this

eh...hm...

ok so i live in Las vegas rite now. N my roommate at the time was dating this horse faced bitch, rite, n they where gonna go to this 80's party on the strip. so i think hmm....this could be fun. anywho. his brother was also visiting from outta town with his wife.

well we leave n this party blows nuts, so i ditched horse face girl n lame ass room mate n hit the strip with Joe n his wife. we start off at Casino Royal, (i know 1 of the server chicks) n she starts saucin me up with jack n cokes. plus they have 1$ beers there. after shootin some craps we head out, to the carnival court. we get ther n we cant get in cause joe had sandles on. (stupid fag...who the fuck wheres sandles to vegas) anywho we leave n i take em to Oshays. once we get there we start to play beer pong in the back. well, by this time im shit faced n starting to get mean. i start fuckin with that lame pretty boys n stealling cups off there table. i threw a ping pong ball at security's head n they didnt seem to see that i did it. after a while these two chicks walk in n i start railin on em, callen names n shit. anywho they played beer pong with me, n found that i was funny cause i was punkin the preps for there beer. they decided to take me with them. so i turn to joe n say later bro, you might need these. n tossed him my keys.

so i leave with these two broads, a skinny lil brunet n a big tittied fire crouch. (thats a red head for you retards) anywho they had a fuckin limo! lol so i jump in n we head to a strip club (Called Sapphire) we get there n its the nicest strip club ive ever been to. well, im piss drunk n walk rite in without payin (surprisingly i got away with this) n i head to the bar. n who do i met Randel Ross some black kick i went to high school with. so we chum it up then i leave to pee n remember that i just came to this place with chicks n i need to find em before i get stuck there. well, they were getting ready to leave cause they couldnt find a table. i grabbed em n said just shut up n sit here.

we order 2 round of drinks n the funny thing is was that they wernt chargin us. it turned out that we sat at someones reserved table n ended up getting thrown out. lol

after we head back to there hotel room i cant remember the name of the casino but its next to the carnival court. anywho they ordered room service n i grubbed on some chicken fingers n a baked potato. HOLLA!

after grubbing the brunet (the one i wanted to nail, OR try to pull of a three some, like at the river...another story for ya) took a shower n i started to get hot n heavy with the ginger kid.

pretty much banged her on the funny lil love seat, then in the shower n when her friend passed out next to her on the bed lmao...

passed out, woke up about 2 hours later grabbed a water n hit the road figuring out HOW THE FUCK IMA GET HOME....
lol the end!

At 9/21/09 05:36 PM, Strength wrote: read the stories in my blog.

also 8 straight games of pong undefeated on saturday = a very wasted me.

Undefeated, the people you play with must suck so much.

At 9/21/09 03:31 PM, Earthshine wrote: since most of the newgrounds community is under 21 you probably won't hear many stories.

Not everyone lives in America.

Powned.

Me and buddy's were drunk, we filmed everything with one of my buddy's camera, after a couple of hours in a small club in Antwerp, we knocked out a friend of ours.
And we pulled of his pants and lay him in the bushes.

He still thinks he got raped.

I turned 18 today, so I'm going to a party to get drunk tonight.

Not everyone lives in America.

Glad someone realises.

At 9/21/09 03:39 PM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: I was quite surprised that a cop would give us a ride " home" as they are usualy quite unhelpful even in emergency situations,

If I was a cop and saw someone walking home drunk I would do whatever i could to encourage it.

As opposed to drunk driving

That's an easy one. . . The night all of the NG Admins. got drunk as Hell, and decided to give out the voicemail phone number to the NG offices.

Then they laughed their asses off as NGers were able to call direct, and leave messages.

Ah, good times. Good times. (That was the night Wade finally learned how to pronounce my User Name, after I called in).

At 9/21/09 03:30 PM, heyheydontgothere wrote:

At 9/21/09 03:28 PM, TurtleKirby101 wrote: I don't get drunk

ur a chump

You're the spelling chump.

If it was a good drunked night then you shouldnt remember most of it

At 9/21/09 03:41 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: You're a fucking idiot. I think you beat me in that aspect.
So you're insulting me because my drunken nights are never the equivilant of some amazing adventure of fun and life changing experiences?

I'd rather be sober for stuff like that because I'm not......13.
It's because Im not a mindless egotistical teenager who assumes ALCKEEHOLL IS KEWLLL!!!!!
Contrary to what MTV says, you don't have to be drunk to have a good time.

man you sound like a blast lets get together and play some bridge with your grandma.

In my experience you elitists are just pricks who cant make friends. I mean unless you are super religious then i guess it is ok. But if that is true shouldn't you try to be less judgmental

At 9/22/09 04:39 AM, JimChun7689 wrote:

At 9/21/09 03:30 PM, heyheydontgothere wrote:

At 9/21/09 03:28 PM, TurtleKirby101 wrote: I don't get drunk

ur a chump

You're the spelling chump.

chump is a stupid word.
"Fucktard", however, is badass.

Well stories from some of my most interesting nights are here --> HERE

At 9/23/09 02:56 PM, Alamadu wrote:

At 9/21/09 03:41 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: You're a fucking idiot. I think you beat me in that aspect.
So you're insulting me because my drunken nights are never the equivilant of some amazing adventure of fun and life changing experiences?

I'd rather be sober for stuff like that because I'm not......13.
It's because Im not a mindless egotistical teenager who assumes ALCKEEHOLL IS KEWLLL!!!!!
Contrary to what MTV says, you don't have to be drunk to have a good time.

man you sound like a blast lets get together and play some bridge with your grandma.

If it doesn't interrupt your 4chan and cocksucking sessions.
OH SNAP! LOLOLOL TAKE THAT!!!

In my experience you elitists are just pricks who cant make friends. I mean unless you are super religious then i guess it is ok. But if that is true shouldn't you try to be less judgmental

Elitist? So an elitist is now somebody who isn't an 'alcoholic' wow times are changing.
And really? "you have no friends"...Really? Are you 12 years old and assume that offends me? Both of us know that isn't true because you don't know me IRL and you're just scrounging for insults because you're a complete arrogant moron from what I've seen.

I wish I was as cool as you.

....And that your genepool had lifeguards.

try sex trooper it makes me more easy going

I've usually had a lot of regrets from getting drunk, so I decided to stop drinking. One of the best decisions I've made in my life.

That and deciding to stop smoking before I developed an addiction.

At 9/23/09 03:32 PM, Alamadu wrote: try sex trooper it makes me more easy going

Wow...you actually are 12.

And I would, but your mother charges something awful.
HUR HUR HUR GET IT?!

There have been too many to pick one out. I remember the worst one I ever had, though. My ex and I were up at my friend's cottage and I was supposed to trip acid with the rest of my friends. But my girlfriend got too drunk. She got alcohol poisoning and I ended up having to take care of her while all of my friends were tripping. I had to sit by a toilet while she puked and I kept drinking beers. That was the worst drunk night ever.

Omigod, this one time, we went to a party, got kinda drunk, went home and went to sleep!

I'm so hardcore!

At 9/21/09 05:25 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: What type of irresponsible kids drinks to get drunk?

Does drink really make you feel so great, or are you just lying to yourself and drink to be "cool" or "mature"

I drink to enjoy the drink, and I control myself, I have never gotten drunk.

then you don't know how ridiculously fucking fun it is to get drunk, dickwank (or should i say chump?)

At 9/23/09 03:42 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: more bullshit

nope I am actually 26, and apparently you are the one scrounging for insults since your only insult is to call me 12.

and yes you are an elitist, not for not being an alcoholic but for not drinking, and no that does not mean times are changing. People have been drinking for thousands of years. Also we have been getting better and better at making alcohol so if anything, somebody refusing to drink indicates times are changing.

Also you are being an elitist because you went to a thread about sharing fun stories from nights where you drink to tell all the people in the thread they were alcoholics. Drinking does not inherently mean you are an alcoholic. To be classified an alcoholic you have to have a consistent negative impact on your life from problems associated with drinking (according to the DSM-IV). I, and I m sure most in here, do not.

Also yes i do not know you in real life but I know your type. The asshole who thinks everyone is beneath them, that you are smarter than everyone you know, and that no one understands you. In my life experience those types dont have many friends. What sucks is that they usually are cool and smart but they are such assholes that they alienate themselves from everyone around them.

I think it is ironic you call me arrogant. Stop going to threads telling people why they aren't as good as you and go fucking chill out with a beer dude.

Also MRFinland no offense to you at all man. I think it is great that you have stopped drinking, I hve nothing against people who don't drink just against people who judge others when they don't deserve it. I quit smoking both pot and more recently cigarettes. almost 2 years no ganja now I am proud quit stuff like that is hard especially if you have friends still doing it

i eat a mouse

Well there was one night where I made out with some guys and had some dude ask if I wanted to sleep with him....

At 9/23/09 04:01 PM, Alamadu wrote:

At 9/23/09 03:42 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: more bullshit

pwnage

yeah i agree with the pwnage. but here comes thetrooper, dissecting your whole paragraph, taking apart each setence and putting you down, and probably using insults that have nothing to do with the subject. he cant face the reality.

bought shit loads of alchohol, beer and cider mostly. went swimming. drank shitloads of beer and cider
started vomiting shit loads until my stomach was empty. swam some more. laughed at drunk friends.
bought food. more alchohol. more swimming. went home and fell asleep

happy now?

At 9/23/09 04:01 PM, Alamadu wrote: Also MRFinland no offense to you at all man. I think it is great that you have stopped drinking, I hve nothing against people who don't drink just against people who judge others when they don't deserve it. I quit smoking both pot and more recently cigarettes. almost 2 years no ganja now I am proud quit stuff like that is hard especially if you have friends still doing it

I have a fun way of thinking about this:
You drink, I don't give a shit. You smoke cigs, weed,whatever, I don't give a shit. If you take some LSD while banging hookers, I WON'T CARE. As long as it isn't being pushed into my face, I can accept just about anything. Other people's business belongs to them, not me.

At 9/21/09 03:59 PM, heyheydontgothere wrote:

At 9/21/09 03:41 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

At 9/21/09 03:34 PM, heyheydontgothere wrote:

ur a chump 2

You're a fucking idiot. I think you beat me in that aspect.
So you're insulting me because my drunken nights are never the equivilant of some amazing adventure of fun and life changing experiences?

I'd rather be sober for stuff like that because I'm not......13.

At 9/21/09 03:35 PM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote:

It's because you're a sad lonely problem drinker isn't it, but don't worry im here to make it all better ;D

mega lulz :S

It's because Im not a mindless egotistical teenager who assumes ALCKEEHOLL IS KEWLLL!!!!!
Contrary to what MTV says, you don't have to be drunk to have a good time.

yes yes u do u just have no freinds and overthink everything

ooooo my poor little brain cells

shut the fuck up and a shotgun a beer pussy

Ah, and so comes the sudden realisation that you are reading the words of a man who will never see the great wonders of this earth, never climb the greatest mountains, never make a difference to the world, but will always put on a front of happiness, whereas inside he is no more than a disappointed failure.

I almost impaled myself on a rebar. Good times.

It was my 16th birthday. I met over 100 people in this field, most from my school. We went to some kids house for bass music & I sniffed coke.

I went to a Lamb of God concert on the sauce. By the time Lamb of God came up I was so beaten from the pit that I spent that part of the show upstairs in the 21+ section pounding drinks with this really cute girl. After the show ended she gave me a ride home, the next morning.

un drunk right now lol

peace