Boner During School

[OfficeMan]

How do you deal with something like that? Having a huge wood during school.

[bdash1990]

At 9/21/09 07:39 AM, OfficeMan wrote: How do you deal with something like that? Having a huge wood during school.

you gotta tuck it into your belt.
the boner will collapse under its own weight

[andale524]

it has happened to me before as well. i just try and make sure no one notices and keep it away from people.

[Zhenso]

Put your hands in your pockets then bring your hands forward (With them still in your pockets). If anyone notices and they make fun of you and spread it, just don't ignore them and they'll stop.

Hope it helps :)

[jewdudewtf]

If it ever happens to me, I think of an extremely sweaty fat guy eating chocolate and potato chips. His chest is glistening with a mixture of sweat, and grease from the potato chips. I can picture it well enough now that its an instant boner killer.

[citricsquid]

At 9/21/09 07:49 AM, jewdudewtf wrote: If it ever happens to me, I think of an extremely sweaty fat guy eating chocolate and potato chips. His chest is glistening with a mixture of sweat, and grease from the potato chips. I can picture it well enough now that its an instant boner killer.

I'm even harder now.

[iamgrimreaper]

At 9/21/09 07:52 AM, citricsquid wrote:

At 9/21/09 07:49 AM, jewdudewtf wrote: If it ever happens to me, I think of an extremely sweaty fat guy eating chocolate and potato chips. His chest is glistening with a mixture of sweat, and grease from the potato chips. I can picture it well enough now that its an instant boner killer.

I'm even harder now.

Yeah, me too...

[data662]

I remember when it used to happen to me in school. I would just zone out and it would go away.

[Blizzaine]

Durring around 8th grade when I was doin the whole puberty deal, I used to get then 1 minute before we all had to get up and go to our next period.

I think it was God playing tricks on me, that mother fucker.

But I usually just pushed it down really hard till it got the message.

The only thing that really helped was when I grew out of the fugly baggy pants thing, I started wearing slim fitted jeans,

my boner would just kinda push against the pants and not really go anywhere.

GL HF

[Snake-Arsenic]

Just move it up and flat, not down of course as that can be dangerous. It also helps if you wear briefs or undies instead of boxers as that hold it down. Or you can run around and terrorise the entire school. . .

[DumbassDude]

At 9/21/09 07:39 AM, OfficeMan wrote: How do you deal with something like that? Having a huge wood during school.

I show it off, surely everyone should show off their boner.

[Fim]

use it productively, poke your enemies. If they start screaming that means they like it

[Snake-Arsenic]

At 9/21/09 09:43 AM, Fim wrote: use it productively, poke your enemies. If they start screaming that means they like it

What does it mean when they kick one your testicles into your stomach?

[irishiweredrunk]

I think about frogs.

It works.

[ChaDMcBaDD]

theres really only one thing to do.

YOU WHIP IT OUT AND RUN AROUND AND FIND AND RAPE THE HOTTEST CHICKS OH FUCK YEAH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT COCK DONT YOU YOU WHORE.

fuck yeah

[Figter]

Think of dead kittens.

[Chiklay4]

Think of 2 manly men fucking each other

now imagine them sucking on your hard dick. oh yes...oh yess

[Colombiana]

I just open my zip and show it to every girl in the class.

I'm not ashamed of my craftwood.

[aliguytor]

Rub it against people you like.

[Wolfos]

I remember my gay chemistry teacher had one...

[Erty]

Every time I get a boner at school I yell to the girls about it and take them to the toilet for a little guide on how to use a condom!

[therealanimator]

ask your teacher on how reproduction works *wink wink*

[ilikeblamingcrap]

The way the girls at my school AND the teachers i had a boner for the entire school day, EVERY day. Along with all but 2 other dudes. What i did was ask to go to the bathroom, get into the stall an- oh wait you won't wanna hear that.

At 9/21/09 07:49 AM, jewdudewtf wrote: If it ever happens to me, I think of an extremely sweaty fat guy eating chocolate and potato chips. His chest is glistening with a mixture of sweat, and grease from the potato chips. I can picture it well enough now that its an instant boner killer.

Note to self: NEVER go to the NG forums with boner.

[sirbobsalot2]

At 9/21/09 07:40 AM, bdash1990 wrote:

At 9/21/09 07:39 AM, OfficeMan wrote: How do you deal with something like that? Having a huge wood during school.

you gotta tuck it into your belt.
the boner will collapse under its own weight

This

[studmuffin7]

At 9/21/09 07:39 AM, OfficeMan wrote: How do you deal with something like that? Having a huge wood during school.

Hide it in your secretary.

-Studmuffin7 has spoken

[TheRedLightning]

think about the curves of a cacti.....

[Stickman91]

At 9/21/09 07:39 AM, OfficeMan wrote: How do you deal with something like that? Having a huge wood during school.

Just try to hide it, I guess. If you get one, and you're about to leave class and walk into a hallway (this has happened to me many times), wait an extra minute to let it settle down a bit. You can pretend to pack up your stuff, or look for something in your bookbag while you wait. Just make sure you're facing a wall!

Yes indeed, getting a boner during school can be quite embarassing. If you wanna read a funny story in which I got a boner at the WORST possible time, check this out, and scroll down to about the 25th post:
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1104 523
You will laugh. Hard.

[Ass-Crumb]

I have internet school right now, so I can pretty much jack off in my room during any time of the day and totally get away with it.

[epelectric]

Erm, go to the loo.

[TMM43]

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML