Time fcuk. Worst optional campaign?

[Sizzlebuzz]

Has anyone here recently tried the explore? I mean, I played it for hours. I have no clue how many levels I beat.

First off, I got a level called Darkness, which was easy enough, but was pretty much the beginning of the end. Probably 10 levels later of nothing but pure piles of.. just awful, that each easily racked up 5-15 minutes of my time each, I come across a level called rubix and am forced to quit.

I basically wasted 2-3 hours doing something that wasn't really fun, just to end up quitting. I hope if you do care about getting medals, you got this already, or you will never get it in less than 4 hours until someone maps the optional levels. Which are user created, so have fun.

If you do care about having fun however, yeah. Don't try it either. You'll probably want to shoot yourself by the time you finish.

Now comes all the people who played the game for 20 minutes and now have a huge crush on it to get all crinkly faced and angry at me.

[quanmandetil]

Hey, if you've finished a lot of medals, can you help me with one called XsplinterX?
I'm am REEELy stuck on that one.

[Jin]

Yeah. The game isn't very fun. The level designs are horrible, and the controls suck.

[chris-marks]

At 9/21/09 08:27 AM, Jin wrote: Yeah. The game isn't very fun. The level designs are horrible, and the controls suck.

I would counter with the user-submitted levels are questionable (some are absolute genius), but the controls are basically exactly what they should be given the game.

[Alfie]

You should have to beat your level before you submit it.

[chris-marks]

At 9/21/09 12:03 PM, Alfie wrote: You should have to beat your level before you submit it.

You do have to beat your level before you submit it.

[Alfie]

At 9/21/09 12:07 PM, chris-marks wrote:

At 9/21/09 12:03 PM, Alfie wrote: You should have to beat your level before you submit it.

You do have to beat your level before you submit it.

Then how are people submitting impossible levels?

[michelinman]

At 9/21/09 12:31 PM, Alfie wrote: Then how are people submitting impossible levels?

Because there are those out there who are so good at Time Fcuk, that even the admins are powerless to control their reign of tyranny over the user submitted levels... They get so good at the game, that they are capable of bending and contorting the little black guy through walls and shit with their jedi mind tricks. There's probably one guy out there who is creating and beating levels 20 hours a day that are physically impossible for other players to beat, and whoever he is, he is one tough badass.

[Alfie]

At 9/21/09 12:45 PM, michelinman wrote:

At 9/21/09 12:31 PM, Alfie wrote: Then how are people submitting impossible levels?

Because there are those out there who are so good at Time Fcuk, that even the admins are powerless to control their reign of tyranny over the user submitted levels... They get so good at the game, that they are capable of bending and contorting the little black guy through walls and shit with their jedi mind tricks. There's probably one guy out there who is creating and beating levels 20 hours a day that are physically impossible for other players to beat, and whoever he is, he is one tough badass.

Okay, explain this. You're in the bottom-left corner, exit in the top-right. No other layers, nothing else in the level. HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE?

[michelinman]

At 9/22/09 11:23 AM, Alfie wrote: Okay, explain this. You're in the bottom-left corner, exit in the top-right. No other layers, nothing else in the level. HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE?

Ha. SOMEBODY hasn't unlocked spiderman mode it would appear...