Purposely being stupid

[Delecta-ma-ble]

It has got to be one of the funniest thngs ever if used at the right situation, for example

At school we were sitting on the library computers looking at random shit, when suddenly i hear my friend laughing, i look over to see one of the pictures from google images on a school computer is a Dildo, at the same time the teacher was walking around checking what everyone was doing when my friend calls her over saying "Miss im confused, what is this?" my god the look on her face was priceless, after realising what was on screen she quickly said before running off "umm...ah..i don't know"

So NG i want you to share your moments when you've purposely pretended that you didn't know something just to shock someone

[Sinitech]

I asked my first girlfriend why she didn't have a penis.

She didn't know I was being serious.

[GeneralAC]

ROFLMAO THAT IS EPIC WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
well i just had a bunch of beers and played scrabble with my parents and i kept putting down stupid words haha!

[elace]

This openly gay dude at our school came to our table at lunch and asked if anyone would give him a dollar to get some fries with. I gave him one. Then he asked me if i would walk with him to get one. Half way there he goes " I really like you coming and giving me this dollar. There are some redneck football players you hang with you dont like he cuase im gay." i said "WHAT THE FUCK YOUR GAY?????"

I walked back to my table and turned around a couple times to see if the queer was staring at my ass. I sat down and said "Did yall know jason was gay?" and ate my lunch

[Delecta-ma-ble]

lol need more stories

seriously my friend is made of win

[EvilerBowser1001]

I quite enjoy playing real words in "Lying Bastard Scrabble"

In case you don't know what that is, it's a version of the game where you have to make up all the words you use.

[M-Y]

was this your girlfriend?