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Bbqbeefburgerman

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Posted at: 9/22/09 06:31 AM

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Might be. But what's important is, im superior compared to all of you.

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Err uhh so God do you want a blow job?

Oooh lawdy, trouble so hard, don't nobody know my trouble with God.

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Posted at: 9/22/09 06:35 AM

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At 9/22/09 06:31 AM, Bbqbeefburgerman wrote: Might be. But what's important is, im superior compared to all of you.

So then why the hell did you need to create us? So you could brag about it on the new grounds forums? Also, why wasn't I born a midget, I mean I asked for that in my prayers, oh why god why!?!? Sweet Irony!

I can do t3h voices. Lots of em.LOTS OF THEM!! ^^;;
OMFG GOOGLE HYDECKA!!

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At 9/22/09 06:33 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Err uhh so God do you want a blow job?

Yes.

At 9/22/09 06:35 AM, Hydecka wrote: So then why the hell did you need to create us? So you could brag about it on the new grounds forums? Also, why wasn't I born a midget, I mean I asked for that in my prayers, oh why god why!?!? Sweet Irony!

Well if i hadnt created you then who would bow down to me and suck my cock?

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At 9/22/09 06:53 AM, Bbqbeefburgerman wrote:
At 9/22/09 06:33 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Err uhh so God do you want a blow job?
Yes.

brb getting sex slave

Oooh lawdy, trouble so hard, don't nobody know my trouble with God.

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Bbqbeefburgerman

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Posted at: 9/22/09 02:00 PM

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You all are my sexslaves. You can run, but you cant hide.

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At 9/22/09 02:00 PM, Bbqbeefburgerman wrote: You all are my sexslaves. You can run, but you cant hide.

He's not joking! Last year he found me inside a Russian missile bunker and raped me!

Press this... Please! :(

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ChocEliteBar

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At 9/22/09 02:06 PM, Ericho wrote: All right, if you're God, answer me this. I assume you can be asked any question of any subjectever.

What was in the briefcase in the movie "Pulp Fiction"?

Nothing. It was a prop, and nothing was put in it.

Oooh lawdy, trouble so hard, don't nobody know my trouble with God.

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At 9/22/09 02:53 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:
At 9/22/09 02:06 PM, Ericho wrote: All right, if you're God, answer me this. I assume you can be asked any question of any subjectever.

What was in the briefcase in the movie "Pulp Fiction"?
Nothing. It was a prop, and nothing was put in it.

All hail ChocEliteBar! The prophet of our God!

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Posted at: 9/22/09 03:10 PM

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you are a uraniam overdose victim.
yes.

Why do you close your eyes when we make love? :'(


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At 9/22/09 03:07 PM, ertysproductions wrote: All hail ChocEliteBar! The prophet of our God!

BRB getting BBQ sauce lube

lmfao

Oooh lawdy, trouble so hard, don't nobody know my trouble with God.

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Oh lord, do you approve of Reggae Reggae Sauce?

because sure as fuck I do!"

I am god

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At 9/22/09 03:10 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: BRB getting BBQ sauce lube

Good! We need to prepare you for the big BBQ-prophet ritual next sunny day!
There will be grilling, beef and breadcovered meat! Zeuz and Gandalf will come!

YOU BE THERE!

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Hydecka

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Posted at: 9/22/09 03:26 PM

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So here's another question.. erm God. So, if you created everything, right? You created Satan then right? So technically if you are everything, and we are all a part of you....

Well what I'm getting at is.

God. I don't know how to put this.

You are a freaking pshycopath with split personalities.

I can do t3h voices. Lots of em.LOTS OF THEM!! ^^;;
OMFG GOOGLE HYDECKA!!

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At 9/22/09 03:53 AM, Bbqbeefburgerman wrote: This is me and the mods. They're on my team you know

There's no I in team, but there's certainly a u.

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Posted at: 9/22/09 03:52 PM

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AHH HE'S BACK TO HAUNT US FROM THE DEAD

I am god

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Bbqbeefburgerman

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At 9/22/09 02:06 PM, Ericho wrote: All right, if you're God, answer me this. I assume you can be asked any question of any subjectever.

What was in the briefcase in the movie "Pulp Fiction"?

Actually, there was a naked picture of me.

At 9/22/09 03:16 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: Oh lord, do you approve of Reggae Reggae Sauce?

because sure as fuck I do!"

Only sauce i approve of is the one coming out of my penis.

Myspace Youtube You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the BBQBEEFBURGERMAN, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name

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At 9/22/09 04:49 PM, Bbqbeefburgerman wrote: Only sauce i approve of is the one coming out of my penis.

BBQ tartar sauce, I quess?

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You fucking suck, period.

Stay gone.

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ertysproductions

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At 9/22/09 05:04 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: You fucking suck, period.

Stay gone.

Your Holiness, what should be do with this hypocrite?

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KingExodus

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Posted at: 9/22/09 06:17 PM

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Burn him at the stake I say!

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At 9/21/09 03:39 PM, armorwarrior wrote:
At 9/21/09 04:46 AM, M-Y wrote: No you're not, I am good.
You may be good, but he's GOD.

I meant to say god but pressed the "o" key a bit too long


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Posted at: 9/22/09 06:22 PM

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BS you are a fake.Everyone knows Tom is god and may he strike you down for putting false beliefs in people.

argeed! i lol at the picture xD but still TOM FULP SHALL PWN YOU!!!! make you disapper with one finger SNAP!


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Thing is, try and prove him wrong.
His logic is both retarded and infalliable.

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Posted at: 9/22/09 06:25 PM

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It's sad that the mods don't delete stupid fucks like this.

It really is.

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At 9/22/09 03:36 AM, Bbqbeefburgerman wrote:
At 9/22/09 03:01 AM, FurryDemon wrote: You again? Haha, I honestly though you were banned or something.
You cannot ban the BBQBEEFBURGERMAN.

Shutup stupid.

I like my women low key, big fat and black.
IGNORE THIS

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