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Posted at: 9/21/09 04:15 AM

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And you all should get down on yer knees and suck on my massive penis

That is all

I am god

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Posted at: 9/21/09 04:16 AM

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What was that?

LOL

Best thread ever made.

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Posted at: 9/21/09 04:18 AM

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I thought you were dead.

Sup

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Posted at: 9/21/09 04:22 AM

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At 9/21/09 04:18 AM, cast wrote: I thought you were dead.

Sup

Well i cant die since im a god. But hey not much just chillin' like a true grove street nigguh

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Posted at: 9/21/09 04:46 AM

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No you're not, I am good.

I am god


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Posted at: 9/21/09 04:51 AM

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BS you are a fake.Everyone knows Tom is god and may he strike you down for putting false beliefs in people.

This is a sig,nao liek it.

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Posted at: 9/21/09 05:08 AM

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I feel this sudden urge to prostrate myself before and beg for your mercy. Is this normal?

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Posted at: 9/21/09 06:08 AM

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Bitch please, Vishnu first, you second.

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Posted at: 9/21/09 06:11 AM

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If you're a god why do you need to work out and disguise your delicious head from all the fat people?

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Posted at: 9/21/09 06:12 AM

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At 9/21/09 06:11 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote: If you're a god why do you need to work out and disguise your delicious head from all the fat people?

Disguise? Sunnies and a hat isn't a disguise. He's just being sun smart.

I'll probably read this in ten minutes and facepalm. - RageVI

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Posted at: 9/21/09 06:17 AM

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At 9/21/09 06:12 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote:
At 9/21/09 06:11 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote: If you're a god why do you need to work out and disguise your delicious head from all the fat people?
Disguise? Sunnies and a hat isn't a disguise. He's just being sun smart.

Wait, why does god have to be sun smart? What if the fat people try to eat him?

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At 9/21/09 06:17 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote:
At 9/21/09 06:12 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote:
At 9/21/09 06:11 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote: If you're a god why do you need to work out and disguise your delicious head from all the fat people?
Disguise? Sunnies and a hat isn't a disguise. He's just being sun smart.
Wait, why does god have to be sun smart? What if the fat people try to eat him?

If fat people try to eat him, he pounds their heads in with his godly muscles.

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Posted at: 9/21/09 06:25 AM

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Yes, my lord!


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Posted at: 9/21/09 07:01 AM

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Prove you are god.

Free porn (maybe)

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Posted at: 9/21/09 07:21 AM

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holy shit bbqbbm, I've missed you!

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Posted at: 9/21/09 09:51 AM

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Huh.
I always thought that god had a popsicle for a head.

I know that you have done something bad in your life that you don't regret. I hate you for it.
Proof that the Newgrounds community can be very friendly.

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That picture is HILARIOUS.

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Big Mac?

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I am vagina.
Let us smell like fish.

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Posted at: 9/21/09 11:13 AM

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...And on the third year he once again walked on the face of the Earth among the living...

Press this... Please! :(

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Posted at: 9/21/09 11:17 AM

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what will happen to him again? ever heard of the 7 plagues of egypt (was it 7?)

awesome web comic.
I started a 7 page bandwagon!

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Posted at: 9/21/09 11:25 AM

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Can I eat your face?

pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?


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Posted at: 9/21/09 11:37 AM

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i just had a sudden urge to suck a mans penis is this normal

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Posted at: 9/21/09 01:40 PM

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Actually I'm pretty sure I'm god.


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At 9/21/09 06:11 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote: If you're a god why do you need to work out and disguise your delicious head from all the fat people?

I dont need to work out, this is just the way god looks. Also, im disguising myself from all the hot chicks since i dont have time to have sex all the time.

At 9/21/09 05:08 AM, Lintire wrote: I feel this sudden urge to prostrate myself before and beg for your mercy. Is this normal?

Yes.

At 9/21/09 04:51 AM, truegamer1 wrote: BS you are a fake.Everyone knows Tom is god and may he strike you down for putting false beliefs in people.

Tom is a turd compared to me, one true god. I would kick his sorry ass any time of the week.

At 9/21/09 10:05 AM, Calintz wrote: Big Mac?

Hell no. More like godburger.

At 9/21/09 11:08 AM, Bendt wrote: I am vagina.
Let us smell like fish.

I will fuck you in a minute just hold.

At 9/21/09 11:25 AM, Sleepless-Wonder wrote: Can I eat your face?

pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?

You can try. If you want to die that is.

At 9/21/09 11:37 AM, uzzan101 wrote: i just had a sudden urge to suck a mans penis is this normal

Yes this is normal since i am here.

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Posted at: 9/21/09 01:41 PM

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You're a very tasty manwich.

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Posted at: 9/21/09 01:54 PM

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I'd rather take a bite out of your head.

Like my cig? Hah!

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Posted at: 9/21/09 01:57 PM

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lol burger is teh god
no wonder why i love burgers so much

I am insane nuff said

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Posted at: 9/21/09 03:18 PM

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wow that actually took me several seconds to realize his head was a burger

nicely done

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Posted at: 9/21/09 03:20 PM

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At 9/21/09 04:51 AM, truegamer1 wrote: BS you are a fake.Everyone knows Tom is god and may he strike you down for putting false beliefs in people.

Ah, the new boy who must praise his overlord.

Fab
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