I wish I was satan

[Blush]

I mean really, wouldn't that be fucking awesome if you were satan? That would mean you were one of the greatest bad asses in the world since you're fighting God, the source of all that is good. I mean to be satan would be fucking awesome, especially since you have your own cult of followers that would go out and do anything for you! Plus, you get mentioned in some songs ;)

the number of the beast.

[Rad]

At 9/20/09 11:26 PM, Blush wrote: I mean really, wouldn't that be fucking awesome if you were satan?

My favorite alt hit a milestone, AWWW :3

[BlooWolf]

At 9/20/09 11:29 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: Yeah, not existing sounds like fun!

True that, brudda.

[Sh0T-D0wN]

I was Googleing "Satan" in search of a vacuum cleaner or something stupid like that to weave into this thread, and found this. I lol'd.

[Luke]

And then you realize that what you think Satan is, is totally not what Satan is.

[ghostxero]

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist.....and like that! hes gone!

[Blush]

At 9/20/09 11:28 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote:

At 9/20/09 11:26 PM, Blush wrote: I mean really, wouldn't that be fucking awesome if you were satan?

My favorite alt hit a milestone, AWWW :3

I feel proud also :3

At 9/20/09 11:29 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: Yeah, not existing sounds like fun!

I'm just taking a wild guess here, but you don't beleive in satan :D
But even so, you can still use your imagination, I mean thinking that there is a satan and that you were him is pretty bitchin.

At 9/20/09 11:36 PM, EpicFail wrote: And then you realize that what you think Satan is, is totally not what Satan is.

It would be funny. I usually think of satan as some buff looking red dude with giant bloody horns and shit, but then too find out he's a sort of cross dresser would be funny.

also, he's among us....

[yurgenburgen]

" * At the moment of orgasm, it is important to direct your entire concentration and desire to your goal, willing it. Visualize the orgasmic energy in the form of a beam, ball or vortex, penetrating the object/person, lighting it up with a brilliant aura of energy that is programmed. This is basic simple sex magick."

Great. Yet another crazy religion I have to avoid.

[ThePhantomGamer]

At 9/20/09 11:29 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: Yeah, not existing sounds like fun!

I like the way you're going with this....

[Gagsy]

Is there someone I can worship who's number is 25k?

No? Thought not :(

[FattyWhale]

At 9/21/09 01:07 AM, Gagsy wrote: Is there someone I can worship who's number is 25k?

No? Thought not :(

Yourself for a few minutes?

Blah.

[PanzerKorpse]

But if you were not you, how could you enjoy being someone else?

[Magyar]

Mr Satan from dragonball was awesome!

[Sensationalism]

Happy 666th post!!!

I'd rather fuck Satan than be Satan.

[Prinzy2]

I'd just poke people with my pimped out trident all day.

And by trident I mean my three-pronged cock.

[jmalouin7]

At 9/21/09 02:10 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Happy 666th post!!!

I'd rather fuck Satan than be Satan.

I would rather fuck yo----nevermind :3

[PanzerKorpse]

Never want to be someone you are not, you dont know them for sure. Perhaps from Satans perspective everything sucks, hence he rebels. His life may look intresting from the outside looking in, but the life of a rebel angel is probably not what it seems. I know what it feels like, to be once proud, intelligent, young, ambitous, and it all went to shit in one second of my life it was all thrown away. I was casted out of myself, pretty much insane by human standards. And Im sure God works very well at punishment, he made Satan, remember? He made the light, AND the darkness, and Im sure he has something to do with making or controling evil. All I want is a second chance, which is, if rebel angels are to be truelly punished, would probably want too. If his goal was to overthrow god, and he failed, then was taken out of heaven, and removed as an angel. That is a very low life, filled with failure but potential glory. If he rules in hell, then that may be some how seductive to be one, but only if your expectations in real life are low. I wanted to be God at times, and I did think alot about Satan, and it was great to think of what it was like, but now that I have been downcasted in my own mind, my seat, my authority, I know it is the one thing I want back. Sometimes, the crime is definitley not worth the punishment, especially if God can take everything away, even your own rebelious mind.

[Sportsboy]

At 9/21/09 02:10 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Happy 666th post!!!

I'd rather fuck Satan than be Satan.

Even more reason for people to wish they were satan.

[Xatanxa]

At 9/20/09 11:32 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: I was Googleing "Satan" in search of a vacuum cleaner or something stupid like that to weave into this thread, and found this. I lol'd.

Why is there a section for spells on this website? I wanna be able to do these ;~;

[Gedveikur]

Wouldn't you be pissed off all the time at god. Sounds like a lot of work being pissed of 24/7.

I'm more of a lazy man

[Lintire]

My god's number is 3.141592654

I know that shit off by heart!

...sorry, Jesus. You pwn.

[psychomilkman]

At 9/20/09 11:29 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: Yeah, not existing sounds like fun!

aaaaaaahhhh I see what you did there, very clever :p

[Blush]

At 9/21/09 01:06 AM, Piss wrote: being the boss of anything is fun

I do enjoy being boss

At 9/21/09 01:07 AM, Gagsy wrote: Is there someone I can worship who's number is 25k?

No? Thought not :(

The flying spaghetti monster actually :P

At 9/21/09 02:07 AM, PanzerKorpse wrote: But if you were not you, how could you enjoy being someone else?

Well maybe I don't enjoy being myself so I want to be someone else, so then I can enjy being myself. Or maybe I just do cocaine.

At 9/21/09 05:22 AM, Lintire wrote: My god's number is 3.141592654

I know that shit off by heart!

...sorry, Jesus. You pwn.

I love me some pie ;)

[SpeedMetalSandwich]

If being Satan means you can bring hell on earth, sure, i wouldn't mind.

[satanbrain]

you can't be. you need to give up your life first.

[Colombiana]

I don't know why people are so afraid of hell.
I mean you have sex all day, party drink alcohol, your soul gets eaten,some sexual abuse, fuck bad famous people.

Hell is the life style I want!

[zee666]

Grabbing Satan's cock would be cool, it'd be all hot and in a constant boner, then you can tell your friends that you gave Satan a hand job, which is apparent because his sperm melted your face.

[Drake]

Yeah have fun being Satan when the powers aren't just transfered over.

It's a long-ass process.

[Freaki-boy92]

Satan is santa for dyslexics- neither of them exist
But Number of the beast is an awesome album.

[Blush]

At 9/21/09 08:18 AM, satanbrain wrote: you can't be. you need to give up your life first.

Well of course you do, cause you know everything satan does, don't you :P

At 9/21/09 11:11 AM, Bendt wrote: I don't know why people are so afraid of hell.
I mean you have sex all day, party drink alcohol, your soul gets eaten,some sexual abuse, fuck bad famous people.

That actually made me laugh a little. I mean thinking of that makes me think of what being in hell is like. Slightly funny.

At 9/21/09 03:40 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: Satan is santa for dyslexics- neither of them exist

Then who brings me presents for christmas you retard?

But Number of the beast is an awesome album.

Indeed it is. my friend let me listen to it while I was at his house and it was very nice.