When you enter Asia, your older.

[NeverAgain92]

Add 9 months to your given age when your enter an Asian country like Korea.
Because unlike us stupid westerners, we actually count your age from the moment daddy's sperm touches mama's egg. Makes more sense, no?

[D3NTATUS]

I prefer counting from vaginal escape.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

Makes sense you slants would do that. You're so good at math, you can add 36 weeks to any given birthday.

[kidd25]

At 9/20/09 09:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I prefer counting from vaginal escape.

ike those danm scientist. i agree with op! sperm +egg = a human in making,.

[Toiletpaper]

At 9/20/09 09:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I prefer counting from vaginal escape.

Agreed. My explosive exit is where it all begins.

[ghostxero]

At 9/20/09 09:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I prefer counting from vaginal escape.

who are you? houdini?

[Proottalfain]

Agreed, it'd make sense, because you start to exist as soon as the sperm cell reaches the egg.

[Chillee]

At 9/20/09 09:09 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: Because unlike us stupid westerners, we actually count your age from the moment daddy's sperm touches mama's egg. Makes more sense, no?

No, it really doesn't. I'd rather be considered living after I can breathe and eat real food.

Secondly, are you Western or Asian? Because how you said that sentence made no sense whatsoever.

[ThePhantomGamer]

Different countries does things different, whats the big deal with that?

[klopatng]

At 9/20/09 09:11 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Makes sense you slants would do that. You're so good at math, you can add 36 weeks to any given birthday.

HURR RACISM IS FUNNY AMIRITE GUIZ LOLOLOLOL

[AlphaCentauri]

Meh, I don't know, some people don't even know you exist for a month after that happens, not to mention it really wasn't me, it was some disgusting fetus creature.

[Proottalfain]

At 9/20/09 09:22 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Meh, I don't know, some people don't even know you exist for a month after that happens, not to mention it really wasn't me, it was some disgusting fetus creature.

And then you go out of the vagina and all you do is cry, eat liquid food and shit.

Is this more you?

Should we begin counting when the child first talks?

[KingPanther13]

At 9/20/09 09:18 PM, Chillee wrote:

At 9/20/09 09:09 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: Because unlike us stupid westerners, we actually count your age from the moment daddy's sperm touches mama's egg. Makes more sense, no?

No, it really doesn't. I'd rather be considered living after I can breathe and eat real food.

Secondly, are you Western or Asian? Because how you said that sentence made no sense whatsoever.

So I guess you are considered living after you are about two years old, so you're actually eating real food, rather than just milk, or baby food....or if you consider baby food real food, then I guess you're considered living when you're about 3-6 months old when you start eating baby cereal and baby food....the in between period where it's just milk you must be dead.

[Aggzza]

At 9/20/09 09:19 PM, klopatng wrote:

At 9/20/09 09:11 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Makes sense you slants would do that. You're so good at math, you can add 36 weeks to any given birthday.

HURR RACISM IS FUNNY AMIRITE GUIZ LOLOLOLOL

stfu

[Slain]

At 9/20/09 10:48 PM, Aggzza wrote:

At 9/20/09 09:19 PM, klopatng wrote:

At 9/20/09 09:11 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Makes sense you slants would do that. You're so good at math, you can add 36 weeks to any given birthday.

HURR RACISM IS FUNNY AMIRITE GUIZ LOLOLOLOL

stfu

You're an idiot.

[Proph]

At 9/20/09 09:09 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: Add 9 months to your given age when your enter an Asian country like Korea.
Because unlike us stupid westerners, we actually count your age from the moment daddy's sperm touches mama's egg. Makes more sense, no?

Okay, so which one are you? A westerner or Asian? Because first you say "unlike us stupid westerners" then you go on right after and say "we actually count your age from the moment your daddy's sperm touches mama's egg". You shouldn't be saying "we" if you're a westerner.

Soo, are you a westerner, or an Asian-er?

[Mz-frost95-fr]

When you enter Asia, you're** older.