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Posted at: 9/21/09 05:12 AM
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Not if the one you're getting one from is a good cock sucker.
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Posted at: 9/21/09 05:17 AM
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At 9/20/09 05:40 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Vaginal intercourse is also stupid because if she gets angry teeth will emerge from the labia and have a snack.
That reminds me of the movie teeth... haven't watched it yet, not sure if I dare to D:
Posted at: 9/21/09 05:26 AM
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At 9/20/09 05:39 PM, SessileNomad wrote: the odds of a girl tripping whilst sucking is very low unless your that kinda guy who likes to do acrobatics while getting sucked off
unless your that kinda guy who likes to do acrobatics while getting sucked off
this made me lol
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Posted at: 9/21/09 05:27 AM
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I'm sorry to say, but you're a homosexual.
Not liking blowjobs? Blasphemy.
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Posted at: 9/21/09 05:59 AM
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Someone hasn't gotten any... Once you feel it, you'll care to disagree.
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Posted at: 9/21/09 11:10 AM
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Seriously, someone get a girl with tounge piercing to blow him! THAT will change his mind, even if he's gay!
Press this... Please! :(
Posted at: 9/21/09 02:18 PM
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At 9/20/09 05:39 PM, wreckages wrote: oh god it feels soooooooooooooooo good though. experience one, you'll love it
A lie on the basis that your on NG.
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Posted at: 9/21/09 02:36 PM
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Get the chick to brush her teeth or sum shit before blowing you, I mean damn, is it that hard to ask?
Fucking moron OP.
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Posted at: 9/21/09 02:39 PM
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At 9/20/09 05:38 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: First off, it's fucking disgusting. Do you know how much fucking bacteria is in a person's mouth? Second, it's fucking dangerous. There's a chance the girl might go into a seizure, and shut her mouth, thus biting down on your penis.
Yeah I know right, and I'm glad someone came up with this completely original example of how a blowjob could go wrong and how it in no way resembles a scene from any movie or an argument between kids on an episode of South Park.
I mean, lol Amirite.
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Posted at: 9/21/09 02:51 PM
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Isn't this a parody thread of that anal sex is fucking stupid thread?
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Posted at: 9/21/09 02:53 PM
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Well, I know a girl, and her blowjobs are so good it's actually better than fucking her! :D
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Posted at: 9/21/09 03:03 PM
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Shut up, boy, they are one of the greatest things ever.
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Posted at: 9/21/09 10:20 PM
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At 9/21/09 04:08 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Vomiting on dick = sexy.
Having a huge cock pushed so hard into your throat that you throw up a little bit = Super sexy.
Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life.
Posted at: 9/21/09 11:11 PM
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At 9/20/09 05:38 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: lol i trol u.
BAM.
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Posted at: 9/21/09 11:16 PM
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Overwhelmingly neurotic much?
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Posted at: 9/22/09 12:54 AM
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At 9/21/09 02:51 PM, TacoFreak wrote: Isn't this a parody thread of that anal sex is fucking stupid thread?
Sadly, it's the other way around, the anal thread was a parody of this.
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