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First off? Do you how much bacteria are on your fucking HAND? It that doesn't make your dick fall off, a mouth won't either.

At 9/20/09 05:49 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 9/20/09 05:38 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: I mean we only have one dick.
Why have a woman putting her mouth on it?

Go gay then.

This is the best advice ever, gay men's mouths are much nicer.

Honestly, go get one and then come back.

At 9/20/09 11:55 PM, Pheonixxx wrote: Age: n/a
Gender: M-
Stop!
That first part? n/a? Yeah, that signifies that you're probably only 12/13, and don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Come back in 2-4 years when you've had a good bj.
Buh-bye.

Thank you.

:stupid asshole

Blowjobs are fucking stupid.

Why would we put a cheesy dirty dick in our mouths? It could have diseases on it and could be pushed so far down our throats that it causes us to choke, and the guy will dig his hands into our hair hurting us then of course the disgustingness of it exploding in our mouths.

Women do have the worst deal bucko.

At 9/21/09 12:07 AM, Gagsy wrote: Blowjobs are fucking stupid.

Why would we put a cheesy dirty dick in our mouths? It could have diseases on it and could be pushed so far down our throats that it causes us to choke, and the guy will dig his hands into our hair hurting us then of course the disgustingness of it exploding in our mouths.

Women do have the worst deal bucko.

So are headjobs.

Why put a festering pile of fur that only gets stuck in your teeth. It could be filled with puss and we we could have our heads rammed so tight against it we could suffocate and die, the girl will squeeze our head between her thighs so hard it hurts and fill our mouths with foul tasting crap and possibly menstrual fluids.

Men have it bad too but with the people who like oral, you probably won't have to ask for it.

At 9/21/09 12:22 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote:

So are headjobs.

Why put a festering pile of fur that only gets stuck in your teeth. It could be filled with puss and we we could have our heads rammed so tight against it we could suffocate and die, the girl will squeeze our head between her thighs so hard it hurts and fill our mouths with foul tasting crap and possibly menstrual fluids.

Men have it bad too but with the people who like oral, you probably won't have to ask for it.

Oh I actually don't give a shit really. Just think the OP is a twat.

Nothing wrong with blowjobs from male or female point of views I think.

Besides I'd rather give a guy a decent blowjob then experience him doing a piss poor job orally on me.

At 9/21/09 12:25 AM, Gagsy wrote: Besides I'd rather give a guy a decent blowjob then experience him doing a piss poor job orally on me.

Hey, hang on a moment. Now you have to at least agree that it's easier to give a male head than a female. There's technique involved in both, I suppose, but moreso in females.

Men have it bad too but with the people who like oral, you probably won't have to ask for it.

Oh I actually don't give a shit really. Just think the OP is a twat.

Nothing wrong with blowjobs from male or female point of views I think.

Besides I'd rather give a guy a decent blowjob then experience him doing a piss poor job orally on me.

good point, but now I'm starting to rethink it. I've only had one blowjob before. It was pretty fucking amazing. But if the girl has a problem with it then just get on with the rest of the screwing.

op is a young one, it is obvious. to be fair, when it comes down to it, its just another way of having fun. sexual fun. nothing more. you can pick and choose which way you want to look at it, but as soon as you drop the small details and look at the bigger picture, it just ends up being sexual fun.

At 9/21/09 12:28 AM, Gateau wrote:

Hey, hang on a moment. Now you have to at least agree that it's easier to give a male head than a female. There's technique involved in both, I suppose, but moreso in females.

I think the key difference is that girls are the ones who are usually more eager to please when giving oral. They don't see it as what men do - A quick bit of foreplay to get him into her pants quicker. So girls try harder in that sense.

At 9/20/09 05:38 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: So, blow jobs are stupid.

Clearly coming from someone who has never had one.

At 9/21/09 12:25 AM, Gagsy wrote: Oh I actually don't give a shit really. Just think the OP is a twat.

Nothing wrong with blowjobs from male or female point of views I think.

Besides I'd rather give a guy a decent blowjob then experience him doing a piss poor job orally on me.

I know, I was just balancing things out a bit ;) and I don't think someone doing a poor job orally would be having much fun either.

You're an idiot whose obviously never recieved a blowjob

At 9/21/09 12:30 AM, Gagsy wrote: I think the key difference is that girls are the ones who are usually more eager to please when giving oral. They don't see it as what men do - A quick bit of foreplay to get him into her pants quicker. So girls try harder in that sense.

You pretty much nailed it. Plus, we men lack the attention span to focus on that sort of a thing. Or do I completely speak for myself.

Sorry, ladies.

At 9/21/09 12:30 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote: I don't think someone doing a poor job orally would be having much fun either.

Lol? Some guys may be oblivious to the fact they are doing such a poor job at it, and so the receiver fakes it out - therefore, the male thinks he's king shit and probably has fun while doing so.

If that is making any sense whatsoever. Doubtful.

Anyway, blow jobs aren't stupid.

At 9/21/09 12:54 AM, wtfyourface wrote: Lol? Some guys may be oblivious to the fact they are doing such a poor job at it, and so the receiver fakes it out - therefore, the male thinks he's king shit and probably has fun while doing so.

If that is making any sense whatsoever. Doubtful.

If you are going to fake it you deserve bad sex.

At 9/20/09 05:38 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: I mean we only have one dick.
Why have a woman putting her mouth on it?

Because it feels good

First off, it's fucking disgusting. Do you know how much fucking bacteria is in a person's mouth?

That's true but if your that afraid you can use a condom they make flavoured ones for a reason

Second, it's fucking dangerous. There's a chance the girl might go into a seizure, and shut her mouth, thus biting down on your penis. Or, she might trip to her side, and bite down to get balance, or etc etc and bite on your dick. Just the thought of visualizing that can't get me an erection from a blow job. So, blow jobs are stupid.

I like the fact that she could fall or have a sezuire and bite on your penis. Both the chances arn't very likely. The only time I had a woman bite my penis was when I was getting a BJ making breakfast and hit her on the head with the frying pan I was cooking my bacon on.

Also, she might accidentally vomit on your dick from it being jammed in her throat. The smell of vomit on your dick as the stomach acid burns your skin?! NO thanks.

I've never had a girl puke on my cock but I've had a girl gag on it cause I pushed it in to far. The vibrations felt awesome.

Its all relevant to what you want..
If you don't want a blowjob..
Cool beans.

At 9/21/09 01:34 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote:

At 9/21/09 12:54 AM, wtfyourface wrote: Lol? Some guys may be oblivious to the fact they are doing such a poor job at it, and so the receiver fakes it out - therefore, the male thinks he's king shit and probably has fun while doing so.

If that is making any sense whatsoever. Doubtful.

If you are going to fake it you deserve bad sex.

Well, some women fake it as they are unable to reach orgasm and aren't comfortable with telling their partner directly, as they want to please them. This doesn't mean they don't deserve sex. Partners need to be more open with one another and have that communication there.

I'm speaking of two people in a relationship that is, I'm sure this would be a different situation from the one night stand point of view.

At 9/20/09 06:58 PM, citricsquid wrote: chocking on a cock? never

Jesus... Titty... Fucking... Christ.

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Dude I gotta say this, but no offence but I think something is wrong with you. How could a guy give smask about the glorius BJ? I'm pretty sure that there is germs and shit all over the body like in a puss or an arse and ear (for all those religious people who have those things so you can't have intercourse what ever they are called.)

At 9/21/09 12:07 AM, Gagsy wrote: Blowjobs are fucking stupid.

Why would we put a cheesy dirty dick in our mouths? It could have diseases on it and could be pushed so far down our throats that it causes us to choke, and the guy will dig his hands into our hair hurting us then of course the disgustingness of it exploding in our mouths.

Women do have the worst deal bucko.

Don't worry noone is going to want your rancid mouth any where near there penis.

At 9/21/09 03:18 AM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote:

Don't worry noone is going to want your rancid mouth any where near there penis.

Why would I be worried about that? :)

At 9/21/09 02:25 AM, wtfyourface wrote: Well, some women fake it as they are unable to reach orgasm and aren't comfortable with telling their partner directly, as they want to please them. This doesn't mean they don't deserve sex. Partners need to be more open with one another and have that communication there.

Just to be clear I am disregarding people with medical issues and and sexual problems and I was not referring to them in any way when I wrote that. These people have problems at no fault of their own.

I'm referring to people who deliberately mislead their partner in a way that lowers the quality of their sex life when they could have done something about it instead of leading their partner into thinking that the person faking is enjoying something that may become a significant portion of their sex life.

I understand the desire to please your partner and their desire to please and I feel that some level of honesty even if it's unspoken can help those desires being fulfilled and remaining that way for both parties. Also keep in mind enjoyment of sex isn't as black and white as "to orgasm or not to orgasm".

I'm speaking of two people in a relationship that is, I'm sure this would be a different situation from the one night stand point of view.

I'm speaking of relationships as well.

Vomiting on dick = sexy.

But seriously, what kind of girl doesn't love taking a shot in the mouth?

More like, fucking awesome. Seriously, how many vaginas have you fucked that had a tongue?

I rest my case.

At 9/21/09 04:13 AM, Evark wrote: More like, fucking awesome. Seriously, how many vaginas have you fucked that had a tongue?

I rest my case.

Well, there was this time in Thailand...

At 9/21/09 04:21 AM, Sinitech wrote:

At 9/21/09 04:13 AM, Evark wrote: More like, fucking awesome. Seriously, how many vaginas have you fucked that had a tongue?

I rest my case.

Well, there was this time in Thailand...

If it's Thailand, that probably wasn't a tongue.

I am the only one who has realized that the person who started this thread has stopped replying cause he knows he fucked up?