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Posted at: 9/20/09 06:28 PM
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Humm...well I guess no ones ever told you about anal then?
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Posted at: 9/20/09 06:29 PM
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At 9/20/09 05:38 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: OP
Somebody isn't getting any.
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Posted at: 9/20/09 06:33 PM
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At 9/20/09 05:38 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: Or, she might trip to her side, and bite down to get balance, or etc etc and bite on your dick.
You Have no idea how much I laughed at this.
Posted at: 9/20/09 06:37 PM
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Yes because anal sex is so much safer.
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Posted at: 9/20/09 06:58 PM
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ae you copying the thread about how buttsex is gross? if you are, youre doing a good job.
i know someone who got a blowjob and his gf bit him, he punched her in the forehead.
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Posted at: 9/20/09 06:59 PM
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At 9/20/09 06:37 PM, phsychopath wrote: Yes because anal sex is so much safer.
Yes, because Foot sex is so much safer.
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Posted at: 9/20/09 07:04 PM
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WRONG. YOU are fucking stupid.
Alos, Didn't you just make a thread about anal sex being disgusting?
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Those are some stupid points you got there. Seriously have you ever felt that feeling?
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Posted at: 9/20/09 07:05 PM
At 9/20/09 06:58 PM, citricsquid wrote: chocking on a cock? never
You just killed my Boner, you asshole!
Posted at: 9/20/09 07:08 PM
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i had a girl gag so bad she puked.....but she still finished me, shit was awesome!
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Posted at: 9/20/09 07:09 PM
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OP is fucking stupid >:(
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Posted at: 9/20/09 07:21 PM
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At 9/20/09 05:44 PM, Mitdylan wrote: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh....
wow just wow
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Posted at: 9/20/09 09:41 PM
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A choke and a gag, she spit up and came back for more.
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Posted at: 9/20/09 09:45 PM
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I think your crazy....
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Posted at: 9/20/09 09:46 PM
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At 9/20/09 05:38 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: First off, it's fucking disgusting. Do you know how much fucking bacteria is in a person's mouth?
Do you know how MANY fucking bacteria ARE everywhere?
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Posted at: 9/20/09 09:47 PM
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Depends on the person.
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Posted at: 9/20/09 09:54 PM
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Or, she might trip to her side, and bite down to get balance, or etc etc and bite on your dick. Not if your layin' on the bed! Man you must've had no blow or a girl with braces to feel this way! the only thing better is straight up sex!
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Posted at: 9/20/09 10:13 PM
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or her vampire instincts would kick in thus sucking the rich blood from your throbbing member....
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Posted at: 9/20/09 10:44 PM
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OP cant get any...
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Posted at: 9/20/09 10:53 PM
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Your post is insightful. Seizure and that sort of thing happen. ou forgot what if she a cannibal or a vampire factor. Like all sex act there is a danger. For instance a rim job very pleasurable but deadly look it up.
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Posted at: 9/20/09 10:57 PM
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At 9/20/09 05:38 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: I mean we only have one dick.
Tl;dr OP has never had a blowjob, and is making up excuses to why he "doesn't want one".
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You sir are either
1) gay 2) retarded 3) both
Which one is it?
Posted at: 9/20/09 11:19 PM
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Yeah! In fact, sex period is stupid.
I mean, we only have on dick.
Posted at: 9/20/09 11:32 PM
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The reasons this person doesn't like oral sex is quite retarded. However I do somewhat understand that they can be boring. Well actually no I love watching them however I can understand why you just don't want that. I'm more of a fan of licking then full frontalness anyways.
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Posted at: 9/20/09 11:44 PM
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Dude seriously go get one and you will understand. Oooooooooooooooohhhh yeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh. giggity, giggity, goo
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Posted at: 9/20/09 11:51 PM
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You obviously have some kind of fear of it and have never experienced or will experience a good blow job. It's fine if you don't like it. But don't let it lead so something else like fear of a vagina for it being able to tighten and bleed.
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Posted at: 9/20/09 11:55 PM
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Age: n/a Gender: M- Stop! That first part? n/a? Yeah, that signifies that you're probably only 12/13, and don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Come back in 2-4 years when you've had a good bj. Buh-bye.
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