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Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:19:02

Seriously I can not get past this damn Mushroom! I tried every button and nothing happens! Can someone please tell me how to get past it?

Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard!


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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:21:18

Try to run past

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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:22:14

you need to dig, press select then A+B then tap B RAPIDLY


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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:22:25

The "Power" and "Reset" buttons don't work for the game; you need to buy a controller to play.

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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:22:31

At 9/20/09 01:19 PM, wegra2007 wrote: Seriously I can not get past this damn Mushroom! I tried every button and nothing happens! Can someone please tell me how to get past it?

isn't it obvious? stay off the classics go back to halo, and leave the classic to the game pros.


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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:24:09

Classic Sonic the hedgehog would chow down on that mushroom.
( That's why he thinks he's blue, super fast and has friends )


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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:24:38

Hit it with a hammer.


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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:24:59

At 9/20/09 01:22 PM, DikkeHamster wrote: you need to dig, press select then A+B then tap B RAPIDLY

noob, everyone knows you need to up up down down left right left right B A and activate starpower after the chaos emeralds are collected.


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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:27:56

Restart it.

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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:29:25

You play as Luigi dammit!

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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:29:34

alt+f4 works every time

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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:31:17

up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,B,
A,Start that should help ya


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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:32:20

..Is that a PS2 controller you're trying to play with?!


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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:33:31

At 9/20/09 01:31 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,B,
A,Start that should help ya

Wrong game brother.


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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:39:17

I win

Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard!


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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:39:59

At 9/20/09 01:32 PM, Chillee wrote: It's fucking scary too.

Pic related.

That guy is fucking annoying


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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:50:38

At 9/20/09 01:19 PM, wegra2007 wrote: Seriously I can not get past this damn Mushroom! I tried every button and nothing happens! Can someone please tell me how to get past it?

You are OBVIOUSLY supposed to eat it.

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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:56:30

First of all it's a fucking Goomba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard!

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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:58:16

At 9/20/09 01:22 PM, kanon1 wrote:
At 9/20/09 01:19 PM, wegra2007 wrote: Seriously I can not get past this damn Mushroom! I tried every button and nothing happens! Can someone please tell me how to get past it?
isn't it obvious? stay off the classics go back to halo, and leave the classic to the game pros.

I love Halo! Also, more pros play Halo than stupid classic games.


"Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had sticks. Two stick and a rock for the entire platoon! And we had to share the rock!!"

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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 13:58:32

Son of a gun! I REMEMBER YOU from the cliff thread!

Where've ya been man?

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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 14:02:27

Pro-tip: Hold both shoulder buttons for five minutes and you go into "Mecha-Mode"

Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard!


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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 14:06:35

At 9/20/09 01:56 PM, data662 wrote: First of all it's a fucking Goomba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST OF ALL HE WAS FUCKING KIDDING
LOL IM MAD

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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 14:06:48

At 9/20/09 01:24 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote:
At 9/20/09 01:22 PM, DikkeHamster wrote: you need to dig, press select then A+B then tap B RAPIDLY
noob, everyone knows you need to up up down down left right left right B A and activate starpower after the chaos emeralds are collected.

Ohhhhhh. I thought you did that after you got the star rod.


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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 14:09:08

wow....damn noobs learn ur goomba's koopa trooper's hammer brother's n squidys! Mario bros is a snap! Us pros would tell ya, games in are days were very hard n trouble some to beat. stick with ur silly xbox's n Ps3. leave the ninteno, saga, n turbo graphics to us. lol you think Mario is hard.... try the original Metroid. THATS HARD! or maybe even the first zelda...but see if your good enough to beat it twice. the second time you play zelda its harder n the levels are mixed up. (that shit was hard!!!) hm...what else. if you like rpgs. get back to me when you beat a phantasy star or the first dragon warrior. till then stick with your button mashing, walkthrough using, n cheat codes...

lol we didnt have WALKTHROUGHS IN THE DAY! or the internet. fuck if you were stuck, tough shit...figure it out... or hope it will be in your next issue of Ninteno power.

PS: i use to hit my cousin with my power glove! BIZNITCH!


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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 14:14:44

At 9/20/09 02:09 PM, SpAzArDoUs wrote: stupid shit

Hey your just jelus dat ur 'old games' arent as good as modern games today liek halo and star wars force unleashed. so yeah, stop bein a old timer.


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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 14:17:57

At 9/20/09 02:06 PM, Porkchop wrote:
At 9/20/09 01:24 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote:
At 9/20/09 01:22 PM, DikkeHamster wrote: you need to dig, press select then A+B then tap B RAPIDLY
noob, everyone knows you need to up up down down left right left right B A and activate starpower after the chaos emeralds are collected.
Ohhhhhh. I thought you did that after you got the star rod.

No no, you need the Ice Arrows to access the Star Rod chamber underneath Goldenrod City in level 34-5, but you need all the Chaos Emeralds in order to get past Metroid Prime remember??


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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 14:18:28

At 9/20/09 02:14 PM, golem-destroy wrote:
At 9/20/09 02:09 PM, SpAzArDoUs wrote: stupid shit
Hey your just jelus dat ur 'old games' arent as good as modern games today liek halo and star wars force unleashed. so yeah, stop bein a old timer.

no way...i still pop in the oldies every now n then. Its a proven fact that games today are made for kids. meaning there not that hard. n have flashy graphics.

n as a member of G.A.P. i believe i have the rite to say that. n if you dont know what G.A.P. is then your a gameing noob n have no rite to comment on any games.

lol for u noobs its the Sony Gamer Advisory Panel

BLAM! eat that with ur homefries....n eggs, with a side of bacon....oh n some orange juice. huh whats that...oh yeah no pulp.


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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 14:19:42

At 9/20/09 02:14 PM, golem-destroy wrote:
At 9/20/09 02:09 PM, SpAzArDoUs wrote: stupid shit
Hey your just jelus dat ur 'old games' arent as good as modern games today liek halo and star wars force unleashed. so yeah, stop bein a old timer.

Jesus Christ, do you mean to be an absolute idiot every thread you go into?
Seriously, stop talking about video games if you're gonna be a god damn idiot about it.

Graphics =/= Good Game.

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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 14:20:30

At 9/20/09 02:18 PM, SpAzArDoUs wrote:
At 9/20/09 02:14 PM, golem-destroy wrote:
At 9/20/09 02:09 PM, SpAzArDoUs wrote: stupid shit
Hey your just jelus dat ur 'old games' arent as good as modern games today liek halo and star wars force unleashed. so yeah, stop bein a old timer.
no way...i still pop in the oldies every now n then. Its a proven fact that games today are made for kids. meaning there not that hard. n have flashy graphics.

n as a member of G.A.P. i believe i have the rite to say that. n if you dont know what G.A.P. is then your a gameing noob n have no rite to comment on any games.

lol for u noobs its the Sony Gamer Advisory Panel

BLAM! eat that with ur homefries....n eggs, with a side of bacon....oh n some orange juice. huh whats that...oh yeah no pulp.

You now, I bet u dont now wut MLG meens. If u cen figure it out, dat's how good i am in Halo 3. So yah, pay me a 3 month u n00b n i cen boost u to a 50.


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Response to Super Mario Bros. is fucking hard! 2009-09-20 14:24:40

At 9/20/09 02:17 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
At 9/20/09 02:06 PM, Porkchop wrote: Ohhhhhh. I thought you did that after you got the star rod.
No no, you need the Ice Arrows to access the Star Rod chamber underneath Goldenrod City in level 34-5, but you need all the Chaos Emeralds in order to get past Metroid Prime remember??

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