a lapdance is so much better when..

[DevoLver]

the stippers crying.......don't you agree?

[MPA]

That is a song of sorts, i've heard it before.

I would assume that's correct though.

[rangi]

Bloodhound Gang , I do believe.

[DevoLver]

At 2/17/04 02:48 AM, Mr_Pop_Alot wrote: That is a song of sorts, i've heard it before.

*psst....its the bloodhound gang*

[BlackLightning]

why was the stripper crying

[Enoll]

At 2/17/04 02:50 AM, BlackLightning wrote: why was the stripper crying

beacuse her whole family has just died in a horrific mass killing.
..
hehe...nah.... how would i know?

[DevoLver]

At 2/17/04 02:50 AM, BlackLightning wrote: why was the stripper crying

because of her lifes decisions. now thats what she has to do to buy her infants baby formula

duh

[FIGMENTUM]

It would ruin the moment for me. I would feel bad for exploiting her. The tears would ruin my boner.

[Zicdeh]

Hmm I can't decide if it'll turn me on or make me feel guilty about exploiting the bitch.

[numbers]

At 2/17/04 02:47 AM, DevoLver wrote: the stippers crying.......don't you agree?

What's a stipper?

How does a stipper cry if we don't even know what a stipper is?

Is it a vegetable?

[DevoLver]

At 2/17/04 04:57 AM, Zicdeh wrote: Hmm I can't decide if it'll turn me on or make me feel guilty about exploiting the bitch.

don't lie....you would love it

[bumcheekcity]

At 2/17/04 04:57 AM, Zicdeh wrote: Hmm I can't decide if it'll turn me on or make me feel guilty about exploiting the bitch.

MMMMM... Exploitation </homersimpsonvoice>

[AlexFili]

Maybe she was crying because you were there

[DevoLver]

At 2/17/04 07:12 AM, AlexFili wrote: Maybe she was crying because you were there

the reason of her crying was covered in one of my previous posts

[mentalis]

At 2/17/04 07:12 AM, AlexFili wrote: Maybe she was crying because you were there

and she couldn't feel anything in your pants.

[Earfetish]

I find it quite a thrill when she rides me against her will. Yup, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'.

[Ginga-Pirate-Ninja]

At 2/17/04 03:00 AM, James0 wrote: It would ruin the moment for me. I would feel bad for exploiting her. The tears would ruin my boner.

Totally, I would feel realy bad if that happened. I wouldn't be able to enjoy it because it would be really sad and depressing but there's no way I could ask the dude for a new stripper, that would make the girl feel worse. I would just sit there, very uncomfortably, pay her a HUGE tip then leave quickly.

[DevoLver]

At 2/17/04 12:48 PM, Earfetish wrote: I find it quite a thrill when she rides me against her will. Yup, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'.

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resemblin' a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus' tummy-tum?" Well, ten beers, twenty minutes, and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. I have to admit, it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

[paulz-69]

At 2/17/04 02:47 AM, DevoLver wrote: the stippers crying.......don't you agree?

I remember my first lap dance in a strip club. The girls nip brush past my mouth and i nearly went into meltdown. Your right, it would've been a 100 times better if there was some gentle weeping in the background.

[Ctiger]

Come to think of it, the lapdancer exploits you, just like those Indian resturants!

You come on spend loads on them just cos of your sex drive and leave, wile they walk home with a good salary of 900 a night.

Hey, sex sells!

[Mr-Fluffykins]

At 2/17/04 02:47 AM, DevoLver wrote: the stippers crying.......don't you agree?

the wetter the better

[TheDotCommunist]

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin, and slid on into The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop. There I was browsin' through the latest issue of Throb, when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped. So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler. I never thought missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?

[DevoLver]

At 2/17/04 03:56 PM, Mr_Fluffykins wrote: the wetter the better

yeah, like the closer the kin, the deeper in!

no......wait. that doesn't apply here

[Wraith]

At 2/17/04 05:58 PM, DevoLver wrote:
yeah, like the closer the kin, the deeper in!

no......wait. that doesn't apply here

Maybe not where you live, but it does in my area.

[OVlez]

A crying stripper..... I dont know, maybe I'd have to get a free sample, then it would be easier to make up my mind.

[mightypotato]

At 2/17/04 03:56 PM, TheDotCommunist wrote: funny lyrics

Damn, you beat me to it! Um.....damn I can't think of any other good ones from that song. Damn you!