Forum Topic: Why do we love cock jokes?

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Posted at: 9/19/09 11:15 AM

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You're desperate to fit in, even on an online forum.

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At 9/19/09 11:15 AM, Zerok wrote: You're desperate to fit in, even on an online forum.

See this is what I don't get it. I don't see many cock joke threads nowadays, and not everyone (including me) likes cock jokes on Newgrounds.

Excluding Stampers take on Street Fighter, that was major lawlz.

So why are people continuously making topics titled 'NG loves cocks' and 'Why does NG looove cock jokes?'


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Maybe they want to be noticed.

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not really a big fan of those jokes

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At 9/19/09 05:45 AM, Hawdcore wrote: Cock Joke...
HHAHAHAHAHA OMG LMAO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To OMG WTF COCK JOKE ROFL COPTER LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!1!11!1

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They're meh. They were funny for a bit when it all started and then the Collab came out and it was lulz. Personally, I don't love cock jokes. I have no idea why, but now I want to watch Halomen again.

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Cock jokes are funny sometimes, but most of the time they're just boring shit.

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I actually think they're retarded.

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Comedians use huge amounts of swearing all the time. I mean, it's only natural we would use that language to invoke its literal meaning.

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Stamper probally has something to do with it...

If your reading this, then why do you care?

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What's not to laugh at a saggy piece of meat evolving into a harder substance?


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My guess is that after all the memes people steal here, they wanted their own meme.
Too bad it sucks.

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The question is why doesn't everyone else?

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This thread has aserious lack of cock jokes with any class.

I said cock :3

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I think they're immature and stupid.


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Maybe we need to make jokes about vaginas instead.

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No other bodyparts are as funny.

But I do support a shift towards pussyjokes.

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At 9/19/09 01:11 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: But I do support a shift towards pussyjokes.

Yeah, I like to shift my cock towards pussyjokes.

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I don't really get cock jokes and I NEVER will.

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How many females does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4

1 for screwing in the lightbulb and the other three for my cock.

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Lack of maturity.

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Because theyre about cocks, and we can all relate because we all have them.

except for women of course

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OMG COCKJOKES ARE AWSOME! COCKJOOOOKEEE WAAAAAH!


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Here's a funny as hell joke!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w_DqhpMu FY&feature=related

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cocksmoke olckpoke shocktock jokejokecockcokepenis penis HUURRRR HUUURRR *plop* der we go D:


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Brcause we're all really, really childish.

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Seriously, why not?
What's not to laugh?

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Because our retard society has made the cock a taboo, so now it's funny to bring it up.

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Here is the one form Austin powers 3!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-5rGYOhG W0

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