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Well my cat is not that big sadly, he is fluffy and fun though :D

The only good cat

is a dead cat

I got the same problem too

At 9/19/09 07:06 PM, Sportsboy wrote: The only good cat

is a dead cat

Fuck you.

I like both cats and dogs, and people with them entality of "All cats should die" need to be taken behind the barn and be shot down like lassie.

Cats and dogs both play their rolls. Dogs can be drung hunters nad guide dogs.

Cats can be mousers, and living rat traps.

They BOTH can be very tender and loyal companions. Dogs are more dependent and cats are more aloof and independent. (but it's a case by case that's just the generalization) Cats can love just as much as dogs, and dogs can be just as useful as cats. It really doesn't matter.

If you like cats get a cat, if you like dogs, get a dog. If you like both get fucking both but don't come in here and tell us all cats needs to die.

At 9/19/09 07:06 PM, Sportsboy wrote: The only good cat

is a dead cat

Fuck you.
That's a horrible thing to say

Now thats a big pussy.

That thing needs some exercise pronto! I'd even go as far as to say that's obesity!

At 9/19/09 07:06 PM, Sportsboy wrote: The only good cat

is a dead cat

But cats are lovely and nice.

At 9/18/09 11:36 PM, Lichtenstein wrote: I just weighed her and she is 17.6 pounds.
My two year old cousin weighs that much.

Picture of her in my basement.

Woah that be a fatty, can I poke it?

You should stop feeding it that often. Also, move it out of a location where Pizza Rolls are accessible.

That is one fat cat, though..

At 9/19/09 09:25 PM, Synthesize wrote: You should stop feeding it that often. Also, move it out of a location where Pizza Rolls are accessible.

That is one fat cat, though..

It's not my fault she's faster than the birds and is an outside cat.

I wanna post my fat kitteh.

Cats are very little fun as it is. So by over feeding the poor bastard, it's less fun, which means its now completely no fun and ugly.

Congratulations, you caused diabetes and sadness at the same time.

My cats 28.1, he was a dumpster stray cat, and he doesnt quite comprehend the fact that the food always there whenever he gets hungry, so he pigs out.

Several times I'v used him as a pillow, but it seems to affect his breathing so I dont do it.

She looks like my cat, who is also obese.

fatcat is phaaaaaaaat

But seriously, What the fuck?

It reminds me of looking up the world record for heaviest cat and then finding out that they no longer have that as a record because some people were overfeeding their pets to get the record.

At 9/18/09 11:36 PM, Lichtenstein wrote: I just weighed her and she is 17.6 pounds.

Put her on a diet

At 9/19/09 10:04 PM, catd77 wrote: She looks like my cat, who is also obese.

That's about how fat my cat is. She isn't obese, but she is fucking lazy as hell.

At 9/18/09 11:37 PM, Strength wrote: dude, fuck cats. cats are the most useless pets you could possibly own. at least dogs attempt to protect your house from robberies and shit.

Yeah and you have to devote hours of every day to them, and pick up their shit. Cats are fucking awesome.

That is just... soo cute!

It looks like some kind of giant, furry bug.

I wanna hold it.

Ever seen my profile pic?
Fat cat is your king!

guess not

That probably can't be healthy, but it's so cute. I've seen a fat cat before, but I never saw one that fat. If it eats that much it's probably happy with it's fat. Tie a fucking dog leash around that cat and take him for a walk. If he won't walk, drag his cute fat ass till he stands up.

My cat is not fat.
No, you'd hardly think of that,
when your eyes are transfixed
on his very silly hat.

At 9/20/09 11:28 AM, ThePortalGuru wrote: My cat is not fat.
No, you'd hardly think of that,
when your eyes are transfixed
on his very silly hat.

Guys take note! This is the only Dr Suess reference on any internet forum anywhere! This is a historic moment.

Also, my cat, Toby. He's kinda thick, but we love him.

Why do people keep such useless animals that just sit like bags of shit? My cat is annoying, after meowing at the door and meowing to get food pretending to be nice, it does what it wants and tries to bite and scratch if annoyed. But at least it's a rare real cat, seen him raping a cat in a garden once, it's obsessed about hunting, it even hunted a sparrow that came in my balcony (for real) and once it left a dead mouse on the second floor of the block, seen it playing with it outside while leaving.

big ole fuzzy munchkins, wanna snuggle it so bad mmmmmmmm yay :3

I would.

At 9/19/09 12:20 AM, Lichtenstein wrote: Heres a picture of when we had to move all the crap to the basement and our cats were there too.

That boot looks pretty shopped.

jesus fucking christ, what do you feed that fucker? lol :P