First College Sex Party

[EKublai]

So now that I'm in college, I'm starting to learn about the oddly themed parties that occur every weekend (I love how weekends start on thursdays now). I've been to gender-bender, 90s night, blacklight, and a few others. They've all been quite fun. This weekend is the Sex Party. The main idea is that everyone comes dressed to get fucked but not nude (the naked party doesn't come until October I believe) but anyway yeah, there are like projectors everywhere playing porn on the walls and people are basically fucking in the middle of a dance crowd. It's mostly just for Freshmen and Sophmores. Anyone have experience at Sex parties?

[physicsman09]

That's odd.

I'm in college and I'm working my ass off.

[Breaderer]

its funny because its not true

[Luxury-Yacht]

Oh man, that's just a breeding ground for STIs if you ask me.

[Lunaful]

Lucky........................

[ChocEliteBar]

Have fun when you end up in a gay college sex party.

[Dragoonwing]

At 9/18/09 07:37 PM, physicsman09 wrote: That's odd.

I'm in college and I'm working my ass off.

Same here, I don't have time to get fucked up like the freshmen.

[Diddy]

Eugh eugh eugh. Warm and humid and sticky = STI funfair

[Sammeh]

Always remember - never use the dip there.

[o0-0o]

At 9/18/09 07:38 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Oh man, that's just a breeding ground for STIs if you ask me.

Yeah, you better watch out. I used to think STIs only infested dirty looking skanks, but in college the pretty girls have them too.

[Narusegawa]

Which college do you go to? Are you sure it's even a college? HECK are you even sure the place you go to exist?

Find out in the next episode of : crazy eights

[Presidentjlh]

At 9/18/09 07:35 PM, EKublai wrote: So now that I'm in college, I'm starting to learn about the oddly themed parties that occur every weekend (I love how weekends start on thursdays now). I've been to gender-bender, 90s night, blacklight, and a few others. They've all been quite fun. This weekend is the Sex Party. The main idea is that everyone comes dressed to get fucked but not nude (the naked party doesn't come until October I believe) but anyway yeah, there are like projectors everywhere playing porn on the walls and people are basically fucking in the middle of a dance crowd. It's mostly just for Freshmen and Sophmores. Anyone have experience at Sex parties?

I'm a freshman in college, I haven't even been to a party yet, as I am busy working 17 credit hours, along with being involved in various clubs.

Also, your "sex party" sounds like b.s. and a terrible idea honestly. Random sex with complete strangers who you have never met: You're asking for every STD known to man.

[MrSaint]

At 9/18/09 07:50 PM, Narusegawa wrote: Which college do you go to? Are you sure it's even a college? HECK are you even sure the place you go to exist?

Find out in the next episode of : crazy eights

More like Crazy Aids.

The party sounds dumb, to be honest.

[MultiCanimefan]

I haven't had any experience with sex parties, and I'm in college. I'm sure your expecting the "study first" lecture, and while rightly deserved, it's not the place for it. Whatever you do, be extremely careful.

[chubbthehippo]

At 9/18/09 07:38 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Oh man, that's just a breeding ground for STIs if you ask me.

STI?

[Presidentjlh]

At 9/18/09 07:57 PM, chubbthehippo wrote:

At 9/18/09 07:38 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Oh man, that's just a breeding ground for STIs if you ask me.

STI?

I think he meant SDI.

You go to this parties, you get missile defense.

[JHaley]

At 9/18/09 07:57 PM, chubbthehippo wrote:

At 9/18/09 07:38 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Oh man, that's just a breeding ground for STIs if you ask me.

STI?

Sexually Transmitted Infection.

[TheStonePilot]

At 9/18/09 07:57 PM, chubbthehippo wrote:

At 9/18/09 07:38 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Oh man, that's just a breeding ground for STIs if you ask me.

STI?

Different from STDs in that you get a fever and all these nice nasty side effects, but it'll usually go away with medication.

Yeah, I'm in college and it's (sadly) nothing like a party house. Maybe because I live off-campus and take only medical courses. Although I had to live in the dorms for a few days once and it smelled like shit.

[142201]

Have fun with that.

[Deadchick]

I am too busy to go an aids fest >_>

[TheStonePilot]

In my humble opinion it sounds like a shitload of BS by the author to get attention. Like Rainbow Parties.

[rumerio]

At 9/18/09 07:58 PM, JHaley wrote:

At 9/18/09 07:57 PM, chubbthehippo wrote:

At 9/18/09 07:38 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Oh man, that's just a breeding ground for STIs if you ask me.

STI?

Sexually Transmitted Infection.

Yes the health community decided to change STD to STI because apparently it is more accurate definition.

[DumbassDude]

I've been to a party almost based entirely on fucking each other, but it wasn't meant to be like that.

Didn't stop me from getting off with like 3 girls that night.

[JHaley]

At 9/18/09 08:05 PM, rumerio wrote:

At 9/18/09 07:58 PM, JHaley wrote:

At 9/18/09 07:57 PM, chubbthehippo wrote:

At 9/18/09 07:38 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Oh man, that's just a breeding ground for STIs if you ask me.

STI?

Sexually Transmitted Infection.

Yes the health community decided to change STD to STI because apparently it is more accurate definition.

"Nah, it's not smart-sounding enough, we need a bigger word than 'disease'"
"How 'bout highly contagious disease?"
"Nah, let's go with Infection instead."

[TheLameSauce]

you really don't need to theme your parties around banging easy college girls to bang easy college girls. just refresh their drinks.

[TheLameSauce]

At 9/18/09 08:40 PM, TheLameSauce wrote: you really don't need to theme your parties around banging easy college girls to bang easy college girls. just refresh their drinks.

out of curiosity, i see you live in illinois, where are you going to school? i graduated from good old illinois state university myself.

[FatJoe214]

Buy lots of lube and condoms you don't wanna have kids at your age.

[RydiaLockheart]

I call bullshit. Sure, college had parties, and sure, people did get laid, but I was too busy with assignments. Those of us who don't/didn't intend to flunk out generally don't go.

Have fun getting chlamydia if you do head to any sort of sex party. And hope you don't get some bitch pregnant.

[ReverendMayhem]

At 9/18/09 08:05 PM, DumbassDude wrote: I've been to a party almost based entirely on fucking each other, but it wasn't meant to be like that.

Didn't stop me from getting off with like 3 girls that night.

Right. And I just saw a pig flying by the window

[Proottalfain]

Can you explain what the gender-bender is?

I'm curious.