I heard a good joke in relation to this;
"This Friday at 9pm on Channel 4, derren brown is supposedly performing a mind control exercise that will keep the nation glued to their seats for the duration of the programme.
Just for a laugh, I'm going to put my chip pan on at about 8:59 and then leave it for an hour.
Derren, if you're reading this, you better have some bloody good lawyers."
Did your life flash before your eyes?
Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea.