worst polie drawing of suspect ever

[Fim]

Not to blow my own trumpet here, but this is the lousiest police drawing of a suspect I have ever seen, and I am pretty sure I could do something better :P

Article

Victoria police are appealing for the public's help in apprehending a man who stabbed and seriously injured a newlywed after he'd broken into her home Wednesday morning.

Jessica Ziakin, 26, was awakened at about 4 a.m. PT by the sound of an intruder and confronted a man, who then stabbed her in the leg, severing an artery, Victoria police said Friday.

The woman's husband of less than a month heard her screams and grabbed the man, but let him go when he saw his wife bleeding heavily. The suspect got away but left his shoes behind, police said.

Police have released a composite sketch of the suspect.

[Fim]

and yes the title should say police not polie >_<

[DarkKingBernard]

Who drew this damn fatface?

[Master117chief]

What the fuck is that?

[Ass-Crumb]

Looks like a chubby version of Wolverine.

[BrockManson]

It looks like some sort of half-man, half-bird hybrid. Egads, we're doomed!

[HungarianSupermarket]

I love the way they signed it, as if it actually were a caricature.

[WeirdJamFace]

When I saw that face I just burst out laughing!!
he...he looks like a monkey or something! WTF?!

[cHunter]

So we're looking for a mutant freak? Police had better start searching for him at carnivals.

OLOLOLOLOL

[Fim]

At 9/18/09 11:53 AM, WeirdJamFace wrote: When I saw that face I just burst out laughing!!
he...he looks like a monkey or something! WTF?!

As anyone who knows anything about drawing the face will tell you, when you outline the face you draw a circle 2 symettrical straight line going through it so you have 4 equal quaters, and you position the eyes on the line going vertically across because thats where the eyes are on everybody. I dint explain that very well but o well :P anyway in this picture the guy has drawn some mutant person with eyes 2 thirds of the way up his face, and literally nobody on the planet will look like that.

[o0-0o]

Maybe they're looking for an inbred. Or maybe even cross species.

[Master117chief]

fixed for popos.

[ghostxero]

omg...i know that guy....

[Jonners]

That's brilliant, I always thought the forehead was a waste of space!

/sarcasm

[Lost-Chances]

Looks like Agent 47 successfully bribed the witnesses once again.

[AdY886]

Is that a human? (lol)

[junkietomato]

That's obviously some puerto rican guy.

[Fim]

At 9/18/09 12:39 PM, AdY886 wrote: Is that a human? (lol)

like I said, the proportions are all wrong for a human face :P

truely amateur

[PabMo]

Twilight Zone. Those eyes...

[CacheHelper]

don't worry chief, I'm on the job

...cause he looks like a dick tracy villian... fuck yo momma

[drknes]

I wanna see someone take this picture and make it look better.

I'd do it my self but I can't draw at all.

[Frank-The-Hedgehog]

Even I can draw better than that.

[Rokas1337]

the face of every killer

[DzGuy]

His face is shaped like a heart! <3 ^_^

[ZagmenO]

I literally laughed out loud at that. That's an awesome find.

[DeIirium]

Besides drawing the forehead bigger, i'd also make the head more flat on the sides. His head is so wide that it looks like a balloon.
And how the fuck are his lips equally as wide as the nose?
Also, his eyes look like they are from a manga.

[Master117chief]

This is how i imagined him.

[drknes]

At 9/18/09 01:42 PM, Master117chief wrote: This is how i imagined him.

Cheeks are still to fat imo.

[Master117chief]

At 9/18/09 01:44 PM, drknes wrote:

At 9/18/09 01:42 PM, Master117chief wrote: This is how i imagined him.

Cheeks are still to fat imo.

quik edit, better?

[drknes]

At 9/18/09 01:46 PM, Master117chief wrote:

At 9/18/09 01:44 PM, drknes wrote:

At 9/18/09 01:42 PM, Master117chief wrote: This is how i imagined him.

Cheeks are still to fat imo.

quik edit, better?

much better looks like a real face now lol.