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At 10/25/09 01:03 AM, blakemo wrote: I don't know if it's a pink whale or a trout, but it'll do just fine.

who will get it first?

Um... Are you talking about someone's penis? I don't know, explain it to me.

The wilderness stretched out before him. As the shadows lengthened, Evan--with two missing Jacksons--puffed his joint; content.

I call it: the story of UMass.

"The best is yet to come" shrieked Mavis the zookeeper as she plunged her hand up Mildred's heaving vagina. Hooray!

hi. i am 12. wat is this.

At 10/25/09 01:04 AM, UberCream wrote:

At 10/25/09 01:03 AM, blakemo wrote: I don't know if it's a pink whale or a trout, but it'll do just fine.

who will get it first?

Um... Are you talking about someone's penis? I don't know, explain it to me.

LAWL no. it's from an actual book. HINT: it was a New York Times Bestseller...

At 10/25/09 01:11 AM, blakemo wrote:

At 10/25/09 01:04 AM, UberCream wrote: Um... Are you talking about someone's penis? I don't know, explain it to me.

LAWL no. it's from an actual book. HINT: it was a New York Times Bestseller...

Um............

Pauly Shore in "Biodome?"
James Woods in "Videodrome?"
Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone?

Stop me if I guess it!

20 word response.

''The doorhinge tasted like the orange''
''Who strike first, he first to fall''
''There no hope, only war''
''By the end of this, you shall be my bitch!'' (not really pround of this one)
''The sun glared at his lifeless corps, laughing of its despair.''
''The man in the mirror do a thing, do you need to imitate him?"
''A walk in the wall, like all chalk on the brawll''

There was a big bird who did a big turd and that was the end of that...

:17 words

At 10/25/09 01:16 AM, UberCream wrote: Um............

Pauly Shore in "Biodome?"
James Woods in "Videodrome?"
Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone?

Stop me if I guess it!

No. Are you sure your mentioning books here?!
Final hint: It's in a Jerry flash.

And it's a hella good movie adaptation

With his head in hands, he looked up into the mirror and realized he was scum. 16 words.

The bodies lay strewn across the floor, and the only sound heard was the soft whimper of a crying child. 20 words.

He crashed to the floor, his mind in ruins. Darkness engulfed him, leaving only tears of sympathy. 17 words. Pretty bad one, in my opinion.

Pretty interesting idea, OP.

I posted a story in less than 20 words in a topic called "Create a short story in 20 words"

At 10/25/09 01:25 AM, blakemo wrote: No. Are you sure your mentioning books here?!
Final hint: It's in a Jerry flash.

I'm sorry I sound so dumb here, but what the fuck is a Jerry flash? Like, "Jerry and the Closet," or is Jerry Flash like, the name of the author?

OH! It's "The Shining!" I remember, from "Junior."

At 10/25/09 01:32 AM, UberCream wrote: I'm sorry I sound so dumb here, but what the fuck is a Jerry flash? Like, "Jerry and the Closet," or is Jerry Flash like, the name of the author?

OH! It's "The Shining!" I remember, from "Junior."

DING, F*CKING DING!
Love how you solved it halfway through your post.

YOUR MOM. THIS DICK. YOUR BIRTH. MY SADNESS.

*applause*

I have colon cancer. Took a shit. No more cancer.

You cower in fear, drowning yourself in memories. They smell fear, you hear how they rejoice in discovering your presence.

Interesting idea, 20 words exactly, btw.

I lie asleep. After I wake up, I eat breakfast.

11 Words.

How anticlimactic.

Well, what did you think of mine on page 5?

No ones first and you're next.

Shining spire, peircing skywards, puncturing the heart of the sky. You are our folley.

I don't think I am any good at this.

I went hunting. Gave dog a gun. I died.