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Posted at: 9/18/09 04:53 PM
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At 9/18/09 04:52 PM, DonDuDonDon wrote: There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.
You..are...GOD!
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Posted at: 9/18/09 04:57 PM
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He awoke. This time his scream found a voice.
Nine words.
I move him with my thumbs. He needs my guidance, though I am not the only one.
Posted at: 9/18/09 05:02 PM
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At 9/18/09 04:52 PM, Narusegawa wrote: The swaying maize. The blowing wind. The blue sky. Remember. ~
Chairs empty, feet don't move, clapping thick as water.
Posted at: 9/18/09 05:04 PM
Everyone, but the shattered violin, leaves the stage.
Posted at: 9/18/09 05:08 PM
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The blue and red lights flash in the mirror but get smaller. "WELCOME TO MEXICO!" I shout in joy.
I've made my mind up, there's going to be trouble. I'm reading Marx.
Posted at: 9/18/09 05:12 PM
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There was once a great hero, people forgot his name.
Posted at: 9/18/09 05:16 PM
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At 9/18/09 03:52 AM, GeneralAC wrote: I was shot. The pain overwhelmed me. Everything went black. 10 words.
10 words.
This was decent. It caught attention and provokes the reader's mind as to what happened.
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Posted at: 9/18/09 05:17 PM
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"The best friend of her boyfriend said, "Why don't you love me the way you love him?"
If I were tied up, would you ring my bell?
Posted at: 9/18/09 05:19 PM
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It was a dark and stormy night...
Oh, wait
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Posted at: 9/18/09 05:21 PM
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On the way home from work, I saw a bear mauling what looked like the remains of John my co-worker.
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Posted at: 9/18/09 05:26 PM
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The blackened haze fell over the cloudy people as the king stood tall. 'Fall at my knees' he said.
19 words.
In ancient days, men looked into the stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood.
Posted at: 9/18/09 05:29 PM
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The sound of the chime, its the end of time... The end of the line.
15 Words.
"Im a medic not a doctor." "Whats the difference?" "Doctors heal people... Medics make you more comfortable.... While you die."
Posted at: 9/18/09 05:31 PM
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another try!
He saw all to the world, but the meaning of it. ---------------------------------------- --------------------------
Day by Day by Day, they keep vanishing. ---------------------------------------- --------------------------
Although the war was won, the future consequences are unknown.
this shit requires some fucking DEEP thinking.
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Posted at: 9/18/09 05:35 PM
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Phil Bangkok ate his wife Phyllis, son Little Phil, daughter Little Phyllis, and dog Philbert because he's a shark.
There is no such thing as someone who doesn't like the PS3, there is only poor people who can't afford one. PS3 owners pity you and hope you can one day get out of poverty.
Posted at: 9/18/09 05:37 PM
A shot rang out, and a scream was heard. Suddenly, the G-Man emerged from the darkness.
Posted at: 9/18/09 06:23 PM
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Streets flow with red. The lay unburied. Death has come.
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Posted at: 9/18/09 06:29 PM
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Wait, What the fuck am I doing on the BBS?|
Help me Help newgrounds. >:C
Posted at: 9/18/09 06:32 PM
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Turn the ignition. Nothing. Turn it again. Nothing. Eaten alive.
Petition To Change The Site! Take out all the bad threads from the bbs! NVM IT WAS SHOT DOWN BY THE MOD JONAS
Posted at: 9/18/09 06:34 PM
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I began. I was not the man I once was, but improved. The girl on my bed was not impressed.
This is a Prime piece of real estate below.
Posted at: 9/18/09 06:41 PM
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"Through tears and blood, he managed to croak, 'Kill me'" Howzat? If not, then
The crab burst through the windows and consumed everyone's soul
Posted at: 9/18/09 06:44 PM
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I don't think you guys are doing it right, it's supposed to have a sort of hidden meaning that you get after thinking about it, or rereading it a few times, not something blatantly obvious. See:
At 9/18/09 03:48 AM, fli wrote: "For sale. Baby Shoes. Never worn." "Enter sequence 9-3-6-8-6-E." The president said.
Mine: "Man the harpoons!" yelled Moby but he knew Qwee-qkway couldn't because the harpoons were made of cereal.
what.
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Posted at: 9/18/09 07:04 PM
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During the day, the world exists. But it fades away during the night, leaving me all alone in the void.
Gay fish yo
Posted at: 9/18/09 07:13 PM
Light weakens me, but night makes me strong. Perception of reality fade. Movement shudders. Bottle falls from hand. Drunken stupor.
Posted at: 9/18/09 07:16 PM
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He sat at the bar, and ordered a drink for the lady across the room. She ignored him all night.
20 words exactly.
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Posted at: 9/18/09 07:18 PM
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Some people are born. They live, they die. Woe to the beings outside of time, with only space to mark.
20!
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Posted at: 9/18/09 07:20 PM
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Well basically I was browsing Newgrounds when I found this thread about a story that has to be less than....
Fuck ... I fail
20 words
Yes, it's true, I fuck me.
Posted at: 9/18/09 07:25 PM
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"I'm going to kill you". The fortune teller was also my surgeon.
12 words XD
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I killed a baby and made him into the most delicious sandwich ever.
Want shit for free? Click here! POOZY IS GOING TO DIE! My 360voice
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"This is a nice burger, what's in it?" "Your wife."
10 Words
Fool me once...shame on you. Fool me twice...no one will ever find your body. I kill threads.
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This man came into the room. He raped your brother. After that, he left. There was a search. He was found.
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