Get a tattoo across your back that says
"wow i really dont know what to put here but i want a tattoo too so i guess i'll get a paragraph or something like all those celebrities are doing. Well again i really dont know what to say so umm..... banana, popsicle, octupus, purple, eleven, just trying to fill up space here... shit i payed alot of money for a whole paragraph. Well annyway thanks for reading hopefully this is cool"