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I found a story of a man, whos aid in stopping an arson was honor at work. This man was thought of as cool in opinions of a nation of flash and audio fans. This man was known as Rig.

took about 3 minutes.

Mr. Matt will walk back to his building tonight. Mr. Matt will drink vodka and autobiography a postcard to Macy. With a photograph of his dick.

COCK JOKE.

The letter E is used often
Example:

nEwgrounds
Evil
www.dragonfablE.com
www.facEbook.com
Toss ThE TurtlE
:3

I contain, within my mind, an ability to withhold from using a symbol that is bound in conditions in this writing, which is most familiar in basic linguistics, custom in nations which contain accordings of ubiquitous origin in a matriarch of two islands at odds in proportion, and with this ability I now show to you a portion of a paragraph, a portion of a story, a portion of a soul, which will span no machination of your mind, past a slim thought of fascination of a human with an ability to author a writing of this quantity of words, but also containing an ability to withhold from using that taboo symbol, and with this I ask you for your ballot, which I can only wish is high. I shall try this with all my might and vocabulary skills. It is way too hard to do this. Now I know how many words I must attain to past that or possibly win this. I'm afraid I will miss a word and post this anyway without fixing it. Which is a bit scary for I truly want to win this fight. I'm still thinking of additional things to say. Anyways, I'll stop at this point.

Thinking what to say for this, I can say many things that is on my mind, such things that stick on my mind, probably a gum that will not go away and a chainsaw that just rips my mind apart so disturbingly I just could only wish it will go away but it just won't and it hurts not only my mind but it ruins my day and I usually turn out to hurt most humans around but I do not inflict pain physically but words I throw or say can fabulously hurt too and it's a big put down and that is a thing I am not proud of but I cool down hours and days so that I can talk to that girl again and say I'm sorry so that it will all go back to normal and that girl will always hold my hand and with a hug, and say it again, "I'm sorry, you know what I always say to you, till that fascinating thing in my body stops and I am in ground."

I am composing this not as a way to combat charming words
But a way to justify my own thoughts about that which occurs
And although this proposal may contain rhythm and flow
I am hoping you all will assist my sad rankings to grow
What I am trying to say is that I am on a mission
To gain more points through this submission
And although you might not rank my work first
I am praying that your conclusion is not worst
Alba was right this can grow into an addiction
It is almost as if this is a forty-hour occupation
Laugh if you must but this is no prank
I am going to accomplish
my goal of top rank
I am truly sorry if I am wasting part of your day
Luckily I think I said all I can possibly say

God damnit, one E.
I still fucking crushed you all, though.

At 9/17/09 04:59 PM, evan210 wrote: FUN FACT: My first name starts with the letter E.

Is it Eric?

Hallo! My naym ist Fjurg van dur Ploog! willlcom to my swædisch bakkary!

A story without using 'it' is so fucking hard. Dammit, posting without using 'it' is hard also.