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Long long ago, a man was born. This was no ordinary man. This man was totally cool. This man was known simply as 'Man(tango)'.

Man(tango) did a lot of things. I will talk about around two to six things within this short story.

Man(tango) spun a dinosaur around by its tail during lunch on his sixth birthday. I'm not kidding. Not a kid is that shit. That is to say that I am truthing, not lying.

Man(tango) also had an opportunity to punch Stalin in his arm. Stalin was not happy about having Man(tango) punch him in his arm. Not happy at all.

Man(tango) had to go to a gulag. That was not cool. But during that Man(tango) had brunch with a wild animal. That was totally cool.

Anyway, I am at a point in this short story in which I can say that I am bad at writing without using that symbol that I was told not to put into this story. Fuck this way of writing.

Writing is not my strong point, anyway. I'm an action man, not a namby pamby short story writing sissy.

I'm a fucking man. Fuck all of you. Fuck.

And that is a bit of a story of a guy known only as Man(tango).

You said he, get, fucked and die.

Nice job.

All off the badass names have an E in it besides Fujin.

Fujin was a man with a plan. A plan to rob a bank. And kill any fool who got in his way during his hold up. Sadly Fujin got into a sticky situation now obtains a fail in his portfolio. An off duty cop was withdrawing a small amount of cash and took Fujin downtown as soon as Fujin took out his gun. Fujin was thought as just a guy going through a hard part in his living. Fujin now has a mansion. Fujin is a stock guy. Until 2012.

I win.

Jack and jill gone up a hill to bring a pail of liquid H20. jack didnt stay up and...

Fuck thats hard.

At 9/17/09 05:03 PM, epelectric wrote:

At 9/17/09 04:54 PM, NimbleElephant wrote: You used 'e' three times that I counted.

Actually 4 times.

Here's a nice poem.

Living, or not living: that is what I ask:
If this is a stamp of honour to submit

To slings and arrows waftEd us by ill winds,

Or brandish arms against a flood of afflictions,
Which by our opposition is subdued?
Dying, drowsing;
Waking not?

Yup.

Chdonga could not think of a story to do without using you know what. It's just too hard. You can't do a story without using that you know what. Chdonga could do a list of words, but not a story.

At 9/17/09 04:54 PM, NimbleElephant wrote: You used 'e' three times that I counted.

Four times.

And yeah, there are some crazy people who attempt this challenge all the time simply because they are fascinated with the English language. I'll try it when I have some free time.

At 9/17/09 05:11 PM, CacheHelper wrote: I'm sorry... I would do that, but I do not know how to do such a thing. How about I try again tomorrow? Is that Ok with you? It is not? What a pitty. I do wish to try my hands at your task; it's just, right now, I can't. It turns out, I do to many drugs... I stupid, no think right.

I see what you did there.

Larry's quick brown fox jumps around Cindy's lazy dog.

damn, I can't, try making a story without the letter "i", or without any vowels at all for that matter

Bob had a small cat. This cat was wary, and it's smallness was it's bad point. It drank liquor like a drunkard, which it was.

Ta-da.

I got it on with your mom.

Fin.

At 9/17/09 08:14 PM, awesomedude234 wrote: Bob had a small cat. This cat was wary, and it's smallness was it's bad point. It drank liquor like a drunkard, which it was.

Ta-da.

e in smallness and like
You sir fail.

. A man was in a situation, This man had to kill, and thats what this man did. Again and Again.

Idk its really hard

Writing a story without using this particular symbol in our alphabet is particularly difficult. The possibility that any human could do this would confirm as little, if any at all. Which is why I will now allow you to scan my work, monitoring it for any slight slipup. Good luck to you, and good night.

At 9/17/09 11:37 PM, Carbon wrote: The possibility that any human could do this would confirm as little,

You used little.

This is pretty hard, it seems easier done using poems though.

I'm also reading through 'Gadsby', seems quite interesting

At 9/17/09 11:37 PM, Carbon wrote: Writing a story without using this particular symbol in our alphabet is particularly difficult. The possibility that any human could do this would confirm as little, if any at all. Which is why I will now allow you to scan my work, monitoring it for any slight slipup. Good luck to you, and good night.

one in alphabet. sorry man.

Solution: write in Greek.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Fuck man I mean BEEES!!

Anywho E is a very nice letter.

You know, the "E" doesnt work on that typewriter
"My report- no, food thingy!

by Homer- no... Earl- no.. Bill Simpson!

My dad is cool. This dad is way, way cool. My dad shoots cats. With a fucking shotgun. My dad, days following, cooks up his rotting cats and nips hairy skin off of his tasty cat carcass. Yum!

In the town in which I was born, a woman who is known as Mavis wants to fuck pigs.

I dare you to write a story using only E.

Here's mine:

Eeeee ee eee eeeee eee eee eeeeee ee eee. Eeee ee eeee, eee eeeee eee eee ee "Eee, ee eeee eee?" Eee eee eeeee eee eee eeeeee eeee eee e eee ee eee . Eeeeee eee eee eeee eee ee eeeeeee ee eeeee.

Eee eee.

How quickly can you find out what is unusual about this paragraph? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing was wrong with it at all, and in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without coaching. No doubt if you work at it for long, it will dawn on you. I don't know. Now, go to work and try your luck.

That's good C and P.

I would think most wouldn't find posting in this way so difficult. All you got to do is adjust your vocabulary slightly as you hit your 'board with your hand-tips. Now that I think of it, you could simply cut all contact from your CPU to that button. That way, Mozilla's www-program would signal and [ins] your poor word transcription.

Wait, are we supposed to be using perfect grammar, no slang, AND tell a story?

A man will think, as a sordid sort is so oft to do, that his right is fulfilling want;
both his and his cohorts--but as aging lurks through his thoughts a man will know who ought
truly gain from his hard work: kin. So many follow a contrary path and can't
adjust such a mind's wall's fortification so as to find that which is, by him, sought.

I can't do it! Oh wait, I just did.

Here's mine:

It is raining today.

As I slid slowly through a door that was a jar I had a painful familiarity run throughout my body, it was awful. I was soon unconcious, I got up quickly upon waking and took focus. Blood on my walls and roof, what might brought about this bloody nightmarish chaos. I got up and was happy that I was just dozing.

At 9/17/09 11:53 PM, Goldfire64 wrote:

At 9/17/09 11:37 PM, Carbon wrote: Writing a story without using this particular symbol in our alphabet is particularly difficult. The possibility that any human could do this would confirm as little, if any at all. Which is why I will now allow you to scan my work, monitoring it for any slight slipup. Good luck to you, and good night.

one in alphabet. sorry man.

He had three in total, Little, alphabet, The.
F to the I to the L to the L to the E to the R, What does that spell. FILLER!!!! text...