Optimists Would Say It's Half Full

[wwwyzzerdd]

And pessimists would say it's half empty.

However; a pissed off wwwyzzerdd only asks "How the fuck did they manage to only bottle half a bottle of beer! I'm fucking thirsty here!"

[Frank-The-Hedgehog]

Looks more like a collection of spit.

[GiantDouche]

Drink water. You picky twat.

[carlosbarn]

However; a pissed off wwwyzzerdd only asks "How the fuck did they manage to only bottle half a bottle of beer! I'm fucking thirsty here!"

A curious carlosbarn would ask if he could fit his dick in the jar?

After he downs the rest of it the beer of course

[wwwyzzerdd]

At 9/17/09 01:49 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Looks more like a collection of spit.

It's not Bud Light though.

[wwwyzzerdd]

At 9/17/09 01:50 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Drink water. You picky twat.

You can't get drunk in the early afternoon to then sleep the rest of the day off of water though.

[GiantDouche]

At 9/17/09 01:52 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote:

At 9/17/09 01:50 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Drink water. You picky twat.

You can't get drunk in the early afternoon to then sleep the rest of the day off of water though.

Lace it with LSD. Everything will taste like rainbows.

[EvilJesus]

That's what you get for buying Red Stripe!

[Legionnaire-X]

I would be so disappointed.

I love my Red Stripe.

[wwwyzzerdd]

At 9/17/09 01:53 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Lace it with LSD. Everything will taste like rainbows.

I get tested for that shit. There's not much I can smoke/snort/pop/inject.

At 9/17/09 01:53 PM, EvilJesus wrote: That's what you get for buying Red Stripe!

I got hooked because I knew a chick who use to drink it. I tried some and thought it tasted great. Little did I know that Red Stripe was popular at gay bars around where we lived, and that's why she liked it so much.

Red Stripe: Official beer of upstate New York gay bars.

[boloneyman]

The odds of that happenening must be at a million to one. You should feel special! I've never had Red Stripe though, so for all I know this may be a common occurrence.

I haven't seen any Rd Stripe commercials in a while. I loved that guy yelling "hooray beer!" Whatever happened to those?

[BrockManson]

You drank half and put the cap back on. Case closed, gentlemen.

[ViZi]

Um, are you perhaps gay. (Red Stripe)

[wwwyzzerdd]

At 9/17/09 02:46 PM, boloneyman wrote: The odds of that happenening must be at a million to one. You should feel special! I've never had Red Stripe though, so for all I know this may be a common occurrence.

I'd feel more special if my 12-pack had 13 bottles and the extra was half-full.

I haven't seen any Rd Stripe commercials in a while. I loved that guy yelling "hooray beer!" Whatever happened to those?

I know. I miss those.

At 9/17/09 02:49 PM, ViZi wrote: Um, are you perhaps gay. (Red Stripe)

I guess that would also explain the taste of cock in my mouth.

At 9/17/09 02:48 PM, BrockManson wrote: You drank half and put the cap back on. Case closed, gentlemen.

Myth: Busted

[chesster415]

There's a time for optimism and there's a time for pessimism. This is not it.

[SuspiciousPenguin]

maybe there is a bottle somewhere with one and a half bottles worth of spit in

[All-American-Badass]

At 9/17/09 04:18 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote:

At 9/17/09 02:48 PM, BrockManson wrote: You drank half and put the cap back on. Case closed, gentlemen.

Myth: Busted

You can still get a water-tight seal but putting the caps back on bottles like those, make be tricky though but non-the-less possible.

[ActualOccurences]

its just halfway

[Sensationalism]

Call and complain, see if you can get anything out of it.

[ChocEliteBar]

Some beers are disgusting. This is why you try different ones.

Though Bärenjäger is awesome-like.

[putzpie]

An engineer would say that the glass is twice the size it needs to be.

[wwwyzzerdd]

At 9/17/09 04:23 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: You can still get a water-tight seal but putting the caps back on bottles like those, make be tricky though but non-the-less possible.

I guess I could take a popped top, fill empty bottle with water, place the lid back on, take a picture showing how deformed the top would look anyway, then take a picture of the can upside down showing that liquid would still get out.

Or I can not do that since I guess the argument is that I drank 6 oz of beer to come up with a topic.

[Toukeman]

Drink it. That should quickly solve the half bottle problem.

But then you would have an empty bottle on your hands and nobody like an empty bottle of beer.

[PossiblePancakes]

At 9/17/09 01:47 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: However; a pissed off wwwyzzerdd only asks "How the fuck did they manage to only bottle half a bottle of beer! I'm fucking thirsty here!"

Because the person who drank it is probably a chick, and we all know 90% of chicks can't take beer. Fucking pussies.

But they can sure as hell take a dick after that 1/2 of a beer

[wwwyzzerdd]

At 9/17/09 04:39 PM, Toukeman wrote: Drink it. That should quickly solve the half bottle problem.

But then there's another issue; an empty beer bottle.