Chron's Answers to all Things Gay

[Chronamut]

yes just think of me like that sex sue lady, but for questinos about gayness - and don't fag the thread up with stupid stuff please - as far as the gay world goes - ive pretty much seen it all, know it all, and thankfully, have not done it all :P

so post your questions! I know most heteros have at least one or 2 questions, and those that aren't sure about their sexualtiy probably have a lot more :)

discuss!

(as far as answers go I'll group a bunch into one responce and answer them all in chunks as naturally I can't post more than 4 times an hour and can't be here every second :P)

[HungarianSupermarket]

Bottom or top?

[BrockManson]

Are you embarrassed when openly-gay people feel the need to constantly let it be known to anyone and everyone that they're gay?

[cast]

Whats wrong with vaginas?

[Genocide]

Why do you flamers put on a fake accents. As far as i know, you guys aren't from some fucking homosexual country.

you're far too clean to be from Australia. ZING.

[Lizzardis]

Does it hurt when you have sex with another guy? Either taking it or giving it?

Plus.....Does it feel all gooie?

[Chronamut]

At 9/16/09 09:16 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Bottom or top?

versatile - versatile means both.

At 9/16/09 09:17 AM, BrockManson wrote: Are you embarrassed when openly-gay people feel the need to constantly let it be known to anyone and everyone that they're gay?

yes - for me its on a need to know basis - at least in real life. I find being openly gay irl causes a lot of problems, as not everyone is cool with it - and EVERYONE treats you differently after, whether they intend to or not.

At 9/16/09 09:18 AM, cast wrote: Whats wrong with vaginas?

theyre ugly and smelly and make babies :P

At 9/16/09 09:35 AM, Genocide wrote: Why do you flamers put on a fake accents. As far as i know, you guys aren't from some fucking homosexual country.

you're far too clean to be from Australia. ZING.

I'm not a flamer dude, so don't lump me in with them - I am completely straight acting. I don't know where their "accent" coems from - it actually really pisses me off when I hear it.

At 9/16/09 09:39 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Does it hurt when you have sex with another guy? Either taking it or giving it?

if its done improperly or without enough lubrication - then yes it does- same with women, or so I hear. Advice - enough lubrication will solve any problem - just don't use the whole bottle lol..

Plus.....Does it feel all gooie?

no - most peopel arent even aware that you came inside of them - sicne the gooeyness and your body insides are the same temperature.

[drknes]

At 9/16/09 09:54 AM, Chronamut wrote:

At 9/16/09 09:18 AM, cast wrote: Whats wrong with vaginas?

theyre ugly and smelly and make babies :P

So assholes are pretty and smell like flowers?

please tell me you're being sarcastic.

[Lizzardis]

At 9/16/09 09:54 AM, Chronamut wrote: no - most peopel arent even aware that you came inside of them - sicne the gooeyness and your body insides are the same temperature.

No I mean like....With you having sex and penetrating the guy....Because its his rectum and -things- come out of it....Does it feel gooey and horrible with your penis inside of him and moving around inside the place where he excretes?

[HungarianSupermarket]

Does it annoy you when people refuse to come out of the closet when everybody knows they are gay?

[BrockManson]

Do you have a more finely-tuned gaydar, therefore can tell better than a straight person whether someone is gay or not?

[Chronamut]

At 9/16/09 09:56 AM, drknes wrote:

So assholes are pretty and smell like flowers?

please tell me you're being sarcastic.

yes I was being sarcastic - although gay people are for the most part neurotically clean - we have ways of cleaning the area so it doesnt smell at all - in fact all you smell are the pheremones - which actually are pleasent smelling - as for looing pretty - it kinda is - when it's clean of course. Like a pretty pink rosebud :P

At 9/16/09 09:56 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

No I mean like....With you having sex and penetrating the guy....Because its his rectum and -things- come out of it....Does it feel gooey and horrible with your penis inside of him and moving around inside the place where he excretes?

once again this goes back to gay people being clean - it's a process similar to douching with women where you stick water up and push it out - once clear water comes back out its completely clean in there and nothing you stick in or do to it will result in anything icky :)

At 9/16/09 10:07 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Does it annoy you when people refuse to come out of the closet when everybody knows they are gay?

of course it is - on the flip side though it is completely understandable that they don't as even though canada is a very gay-acceptable place there will always be those that want to hurt you just for being what you are- especially the religious ones. On a funny note the church married same sex couples until 1200 AD so any religious debate anyone has concerning why gays shouldnt marry is complete bullshit- the pope at the time banned the entire practice at the time.

At 9/16/09 10:09 AM, BrockManson wrote: Do you have a more finely-tuned gaydar, therefore can tell better than a straight person whether someone is gay or not?

..yes and.. no.. a person who is gay has a different aura abotu them - they tend to be more relaxed and .. cuter,.. while a straight person tends to be.. rockier and more.. rigid.. its hard to explain. Some people you simply can't tell, and some will denyit till the day the die - and of course the flamers you can detect a mile away.

[Lizzardis]

At 9/16/09 11:07 AM, Chronamut wrote: once again this goes back to gay people being clean - it's a process similar to douching with women where you stick water up and push it out - once clear water comes back out its completely clean in there and nothing you stick in or do to it will result in anything icky :)

Woah....Does THAT process hurt?

I'm sorry I'm asking all these hurt questions....I've just always wondered that's all.

Plus, as we all know men sweat more than woman because of body hair, so doesn't it get all sticky when you get intimate for long periods of time?

[chubbthehippo]

Do you get turned on by looking at your own penis?

[Chronamut]

At 9/16/09 11:11 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

Woah....Does THAT process hurt?

no. Just don't stick a whole jug of water in at once though or you'll liquify your insides and THAT's not fun.

I'm sorry I'm asking all these hurt questions....I've just always wondered that's all.

well you've come to the right place :P

Plus, as we all know men sweat more than woman because of body hair, so doesn't it get all sticky when you get intimate for long periods of time?

a sweaty sticky love session is what you want in any situation - gay or straight ;)

At 9/16/09 11:21 AM, chubbthehippo wrote: Do you get turned on by looking at your own penis?

thankfully no - I also don't get turned on by my own body - because I am not attracted to my body type - although I am sure there are gay people out there who turn themselves on. In fact I'm sure of it - if i was beefier id prolly wanan fuck myself haha.

This brings me to cologne - if I wear a cologne thats gonna knock a gay man off his feet - it also knocks ME off my feet - and its a little.. weird to be sittign there are gettign off on your own cologne.. this is actually also a very good way to test if someone is gay as cologne works on a chemical level in people - if you're around a guy and he reacts to your cologne - he's probably gay .Or bi.

[Tiago11103]

do you agree with the statement that people are born gay?

While I understand this argument it still does not convince me. I think it has more to do with how someone was raised.

anyway the point of the question is to see how much a gay person agrees with the statement.

[Lizzardis]

At 9/16/09 11:30 AM, Chronamut wrote: no. Just don't stick a whole jug of water in at once though or you'll liquify your insides and THAT's not fun.

So its exactly like enema? Dang...So if it can liquify your insides....Isn't that like...Dangerous?

a sweaty sticky love session is what you want in any situation - gay or straight ;)

Good point....

[drknes]

At 9/16/09 11:11 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

Woah....Does THAT process hurt?

I do believe its called a enema(?) and it helps with constipation.

[LynchedJohNNY]

I am posting here so I can find it later.

[ghostxero]

hahahah u should post that story i wrote for u........

[Lizzardis]

At 9/16/09 12:05 PM, drknes wrote: I do believe its called a enema(?) and it helps with constipation.

I know....But if it liquefies your insides, then why do it?

[ghostxero]

i love giving guys an gals enemas...medical and hi-pressure flesh ones too

[JustsTrollingAlong]

Why to homosexual males tend to act more effeminate? If you were truly attracted to the same sex don't you think you would be more attracted to a more masculine man than one who acts like a woman (when women are supposedly unattractive to you?) I realize that there are some straight men that prefer a more domineering or masculine woman but this is the exception and not the rule, shouldn't the same hold straight for men who are homosexual?

[Digital-Terror]

Do you like fishsticks?

[Alec-D]

So when did you know you were gay?

[fli]

Are you cute?

proof, please...

[DSMagnum]

Since you can't naturally reproduce, do you plan on adopting or do you not want to be a father/mother?

[Lost-Chances]

At 9/16/09 12:39 PM, fli wrote: Are you cute?

proof, please...

I'm going to second this question.

[Chronamut]

Hoo boy I go to lunch and you all post like nuts XD

At 9/16/09 11:59 AM, Tiago11103 wrote: do you agree with the statement that people are born gay?

yes - it is chemically induced in the womb.

While I understand this argument it still does not convince me. I think it has more to do with how someone was raised.

bullshit - theere are tons of gays raisedi n completely gay-intolerable environments and thsoe raised in liberal ones - makes no difference. I was showing gay signs at the age of 4. (playing doctor with boys)

anyway the point of the question is to see how much a gay person agrees with the statement.

negatory.

At 9/16/09 12:04 PM, Lizzardis wrote: So its exactly like enema? Dang...So if it can liquify your insides....Isn't that like...Dangerous?

very much NOT - enemas involve soap - which kill the bacteria in your body - DON'T do this unless a doctor tells you to as your body needs bacteria and you'll fuck yourself up if you keep doing it. No this involves JUST water.

At 9/16/09 12:05 PM, drknes wrote: I do believe its called a enema(?) and it helps with constipation.

yes that is what enemas do - but not in this case.

At 9/16/09 12:12 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

I know....But if it liquefies your insides, then why do it?

its to purge your body.. that is all - its usually done when you're either constipated or have a stomach virus that is in your intestines.

At 9/16/09 12:29 PM, JustsTrollingAlong wrote: Why to homosexual males tend to act more effeminate? If you were truly attracted to the same sex don't you think you would be more attracted to a more masculine man than one who acts like a woman (when women are supposedly unattractive to you?) I realize that there are some straight men that prefer a more domineering or masculine woman but this is the exception and not the rule, shouldn't the same hold straight for men who are homosexual?

this is a complete misnomer- only about 10% of the gay population acts this way. Personally I am attracted to manly masculine men (not macho) - gruff beefy guys that say "woof" and look bearish haha.. I also don't tend to act effeminite at all - in fact you might not even know im gay irl just meeting me by chance- im really no different than your average hetero in that way. Flamers and queens piss me off- and funnily enough piss off most of the gay world - a flamer basically has to go out with another flamer - the rest of the gay world is kinda "eesh" around them. Remember those parades only show you the bad stuff about the gay world..

At 9/16/09 12:31 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Do you like fishsticks?

only if there is tartar sauce to go with them - on a related note tartar saucse from restaurants is the closest thing to semen you'll ever see in food form.

At 9/16/09 12:35 PM, Alec-D wrote: So when did you know you were gay?

4 years old.. experimented when i was 12.. denied it until I was 19. Thought maybe i was bi until about 21 when i just finally admitted it.

At 9/16/09 12:39 PM, fli wrote: Are you cute?

proof, please...

Ive been told im hot, cute, attractive, beautiful, goregeous.. so yes I suppose I am..

At 9/16/09 12:45 PM, DSMagnum wrote: Since you can't naturally reproduce, do you plan on adopting or do you not want to be a father/mother?

lol dsmagnum - silly its actually completely possible now for 2 guys to have a kid - you just reprogram a sperm to be an egg and fertilize it with the other sperm and implant it in a woman - so I'll have to find a carrier.. but otherthan that itll still be our child :)

for all pics of me all you have to look in is the greatest audio portal musicians pics thread ever made - by me of course

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/5521 23

just stroll through it- there are tons of pics of me in there - one even where im almost entirely naked - you might wanaa start from the back and work your way forward for that one tho :P

and for now..

[Otto]

Will you experiment with me?