Roommate's gf invites herself over

[kikomannnn]

I get a loud knock on the door, like 25 of them. I say "WHAT?" really loudly and answer the door. It's my suitemate's GF and her two friends.

My suitemate is not home, but they invite themselves in, because they are annoying.

none of them are attractive, so no rape her please

They've made themselves at home in the common room...What do I do...

[FatJoe214]

Watch a porno with the sound really loud.

[DragonFyre9]

Walk in there naked and act like nothing is wrong.

[SearchmanEXE]

Even if they aren't hot, a 4some would be something to tell your grandchildren about.

Go for it fag

[drknes]

At 9/15/09 11:17 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Watch a porno with the sound really loud.

Watch a gay porno and walk around naked.

[knightsofthecircle]

Kick them out, they're obviously restricting your boundaries.

[JHaley]

At 9/15/09 11:14 PM, kikomannnn wrote: I get a loud knock on the door, like 25 of them. I say "WHAT?" really loudly and answer the door. It's my suitemate's GF and her two friends.

My suitemate is not home, but they invite themselves in, because they are annoying.

none of them are attractive, so no rape her please

They've made themselves at home in the common room...What do I do...

Dude, I wouldn't let them past the door step. Nobody invites themselves into my house unless I GIVE THEM THE GO-AHEAD. You shouldn't let them walk on you with their damn high heels either. If you don't like it, throw them out, and don't give a fuck if they whine.

[DragonFyre9]

At 9/15/09 11:19 PM, JHaley wrote:
Dude, I wouldn't let them past the door step. Nobody invites themselves into my house unless I GIVE THEM THE GO-AHEAD.

That's a good way to keep vampires out.

[KillerSkull]

If they went into your house without asking, ask them to leave, if they don't oblige, call the police.

[TheShrike]

At 9/15/09 11:14 PM, kikomannnn wrote: I get a loud knock on the door, like 25 of them. I say "WHAT?" really loudly and answer the door. It's my suitemate's GF and her two friends.

My suitemate is not home, but they invite themselves in, because they are annoying.

First and foremost, grow a spine and some balls. Do you let everyone walk all over you?

HUH? DO YA, BITCH, HUH?

none of them are attractive, so no rape her please

They've made themselves at home in the common room...What do I do...

Someone suggested playing a porno loudly. I don't recommend that, since you'd become 'that guy'.

But you should totally make yourself at home. In the common room. Go be a thorn in their side if you don't have the cajones to stand up for yourself.

[Acid]

To get them out you can say:

"You guys gotta go, i'm leavin" "I can't have you guys in here without me or [roommate] in here"

If they ask you where you're going just say:

"I'm going to walmart to get some garlic so you guys can't just barge in next time"

or

"I'm going to get a NOFATCHX sign to put on the door"

or

create one of your own

but regardless the above idea will work in getting them out all you have to do is sneak back in if you're too much of a pussy to tell them to gtfo

[PabMo]

I wouldn't let them in. Tell them he's not there then lock the door. Problem solved.

[XxXGameFreakXxX]

At 9/16/09 05:56 AM, PabMo wrote: I wouldn't let them in. Tell them he's not there then lock the door. Problem solved.

lrn2read

He already said they're INSIDE.

[PesterMeNot]

At 9/15/09 11:31 PM, Acid wrote:

If they ask you where you're going just say:

"I'm going to walmart to get some garlic so you guys can't just barge in next time"

This one usually works.

[JackOfShadows]

If they're bothering you just by sitting in your living room, kick them out. Tell them that you have homework or somesuch and need to concentrate.

If they are being anoying but being noisy or something, just tell them to shut up and stop doing whatever they're doing. Anyone gives you shit - there's your excuse to kick them all out.

[Wolferz]

Don't put up with that shit. Put them out or tell them to put out.

[Illegal-Product]

why dont you think of a way to scare the shit out of them. wear a mask or make loud scary noises.
come on you idiot this is a good chance you got here... oh and video tape the whole thing... it would be awsome to hear the way they react.

[epelectric]

Shout, at the top of your voice, IM A FIRIN up some lasagne. Make them eat it. Oh did i forget to say put some sleeping pills in it. No?! Then do that. When they have succumbed to the sleeping pills do something crazy like throwing them out of your house. Whilst naked. You and the ladys.

You don't have to do the last bit, but i'm guessing you won't do any of this, thud rendering this pointless. But I've nothing else to do until college starts. So, how are you?

[Lintire]

Invite yourself over to thier place, then watch a porno on thier tele. Oh, and eat thier food. Use thier napkins. Jizz on thier pillows. The works.

[Reckon]

Fap really really loud, and make loud moaning noises.

[Tribalfusion-X]

Ask them in a friendly way to leave, as you just found out via the internet that their boyfriend died in a traffic accident. Send 'em off crying, then continue with your routine of masturbation.

[robin1232]

At 9/15/09 11:18 PM, SearchmanEXE wrote: Even if they aren't hot, a 4some would be something to tell your grandchildren about.

Go for it fag

do you want to hear your grandpa boasting about a 4some he had with your grandma and 3 other women?

[MrFinland]

Shout "If bitches are gonna stay here, bitches better work for it. All of you, kitchen, 5 minutes."

[PabMo]

At 9/16/09 05:58 AM, XxXGameFreakXxX wrote:

At 9/16/09 05:56 AM, PabMo wrote: I wouldn't let them in. Tell them he's not there then lock the door. Problem solved.

lrn2read

He already said they're INSIDE.

I meant if it happened again. I assume now they're gone. Also it's what I would have done.

[Timmy]

Unfortunately, in most cases the girlfriend of your friend automatically becomes your friend, since she will suddenly be hanging out in all of your social circles.

You can either:
a) put down the laptop, go hang out with her and her ugly friends and try to make peace. Hell, you might actually find them to be interesting.

or

b) wait it out. Constantly ignore and disregard her presence in your life by retreating from your friend's side and disappearing into the magical world of the internet whenever she is around. Pray to god the relationship ends quickly.

[NeverHundred]

At 9/15/09 11:31 PM, TheShrike wrote: Someone suggested playing a porno loudly. I don't recommend that, since you'd become 'that guy'.

Hey, I know that guy.

Also what are the chances she or any of her friends might be stealing silverware or anything like that? You should be wary of letting strange people you barely know into your house, than leaving them to their own devices. I'd be fairly paranoid about the whole situation.

[Figter]

Tea bag them.

[Obvious-M]

Mistake 1 was letting them in, they could have been vampires dickhead.

[irishiweredrunk]

I have carefully thought of two things you can do.

QUESTION: Ask them why they invited them in instead of asking to come in?
ANSWER: We uh- were looking for [room mate]...
REPLY: He isn't here please leave.
RESULT: They leave and you go back to fapping.

ACTION: Kick them out?
RESULT: They leave.
BACKLASH: Your room mate hears about it.

/thread

[milinko959]

You should start coming on to them. Maybe you'll get lucky.