Funny Ways To Get Yourself Killed

[SoulMaster71]

1. Go through Harlem, Compton, or some other lower-class mainly-black neighborhood goose-stepping in a KKK outfit while doing the Nazi salute. Extra points if you go into KFC wearing the "ghost costume", order a bucket of Original Recipe, take off the hood revealing that you're in blackface, and start doing a minstrel show routine.

2. Paint yourself red from head to toe, and do the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona. Throw rocks at some of the bulls for greater effect.

3. A reverse of the first one: go to a KKK/neo-Nazi rally, wait until everyone is drunk into stupidity, and proclaim your love for other races, interracial marriage, and affirmative action.

Anyone else got some?

[Piss]

Death is never a laughing matter.

[Presidentjlh]

At 9/15/09 09:54 PM, Piss wrote: Death is never a laughing matter.

Well, I lol'd.

lol

[Im-A-Pirate]

At 9/15/09 09:54 PM, Piss wrote: Death is never a laughing matter.

You can tell he's serious because he didn't use the happyface for his post.

[knightsofthecircle]

At 9/15/09 09:53 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: 2. Paint yourself red from head to toe, and do the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona. Throw rocks at some of the bulls for greater effect.

Bulls can't see red, dumbass.

[Tobi]

Suicide ain't funny.

[AniMetal]

At 9/15/09 09:54 PM, Piss wrote: Death is never a laughing matter.

Everyone reply to Piss instead of the OP!

[Lagatag]

At 9/15/09 09:56 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 9/15/09 09:54 PM, Piss wrote: Death is never a laughing matter.

Everyone reply to Piss instead of the OP!

Okay

Wait, shit, I replied to you and not Piss or the OP

[knightsofthecircle]

At 9/15/09 09:56 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 9/15/09 09:54 PM, Piss wrote: Death is never a laughing matter.

Everyone reply to Piss instead of the OP!

Too late.

[TheRadicalOne]

At 9/15/09 09:54 PM, Piss wrote: Death is never a laughing matter.

Oh wow, he didn't smile, this post strikes me as extra significant because he broke his long running tradition.

This is like Blush not blush emoting.

[AniMetal]

At 9/15/09 09:58 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:

At 9/15/09 09:56 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 9/15/09 09:54 PM, Piss wrote: Death is never a laughing matter.

Everyone reply to Piss instead of the OP!

Too late.

Fuck you Stephen, you're the anti-christ of this thread.

[knightsofthecircle]

At 9/15/09 09:59 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 9/15/09 09:58 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:

At 9/15/09 09:56 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 9/15/09 09:54 PM, Piss wrote: Death is never a laughing matter.

Everyone reply to Piss instead of the OP!

Too late.

Fuck you Stephen, you're the anti-christ of this thread.

Sorry for being the Yoko Ono of this thread.

[Blush]

Wow...this post oddly made me sad. Thanks a lot man.

[FatJoe214]

Getting anally raped then shanked in the asshole right after.

who gets the reference?

[TheRadicalOne]

At 9/15/09 10:02 PM, Blush wrote: Wow...this post oddly made me sad. Thanks a lot man.

Now I've seen everything.

[Curth]

At 9/15/09 09:54 PM, Piss wrote: Death is never a laughing matter.

Tee-hee

[SoulMaster71]

At 9/15/09 09:55 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Bulls can't see red, dumbass.

That's not what the cartoons told me.

Anyway, how about going to jail, publicly dropping the soap in a full shower, and announcing it. Kinda like:
"Whoops, I accidentally dropped the soap! Sure hope you 400-pound rapists and murderers don't sodomize my little white ass when I bend over to pick up the soap! Wow, and my ass is still untouched and everything. I guess it won't be when I bend over to pick up the soap I dropped! Here I go!"
*Bend over, killed by mass anal rape*

[Used-Tampon]

"Whoops, I accidentally dropped the soap! Sure hope you 400-pound rapists and murderers don't sodomize my little white ass when I bend over to pick up the soap! Wow, and my ass is still untouched and everything. I guess it won't be when I bend over to pick up the soap I dropped! Here I go!"
*Bend over, killed by mass anal rape*

How would you drop a bottle of soap? Are you retarded?

[Legionnaire-X]

Gunfight with the cops.

in a clownsuit.

[SearchmanEXE]

impale yourself with an icicle, so they can never find out what killed you.

[puddinN64]

Dying when you're 100 by an acorn.

Teehee.

[Anozke]

Shock yourself from a 150 amp speed controller on a hovercraft.

Better yet, simultaneously stick your face in the fan blades of the hovercraft.

[Zombie-Genocide]

Get pissed at another newgrounds poster.

Try to punch his face In though the screen.

Get electrocuted to death.

[mikel33405]

At 9/15/09 09:54 PM, Piss wrote: Death is never a laughing matter.

You misspelled "always"

[NeverHundred]

At 9/15/09 09:56 PM, tobi0 wrote: Suicide ain't funny.

Actually it's not suicide if it's hilarious... it's stupid shenanigans gone wrong. No one does any of these risky and dangerous activities expecting to die... they do it because they're trying to funny and they don't realize the repercussions of their actions.

I know, I've been there.

[android175]

if youre a girl
fuck yourself with a carrot
funny way to die

[Zombie-Genocide]

I'd Laugh so hard as I ran him over.

[PikaRobo]

I like #2.

[theshadowwolf]

At 9/15/09 09:54 PM, Piss wrote: Death is never a laughing matter.

Oh shit, piss didn't use the smile face!

[ForkStorm]

Taking a MASSIVE shit.

IT COULD HAPPEN