Don't Escape
I'm a werewolf and it's a full moon. I have to find a way to prevent myself from escaping.
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Did you play Ragnarok Online? Do you like that game?
3.51 / 5.00 13,571 ViewsCompany of Heroes never fucking shows any warning signs when my units get raped by artillery.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time does not taste good.
Legacy of Kain: Defiance.
It's the last game of the series. Damn you Amy!
Modern warfare 2 ISN'T IN MY XBOX YET! WHY! or WHERE is half-life 2 episode 3
Morrowind made a terrible oven. Now I can't get the box open.
Jurrasic Park: Operation Genisis looked like something from the N64 it was so fucking ugly...
The Guy who couldn't be bothered to think of a decent signiture...
Metal gear solid isn't a good cereal
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Halo 3 is terrible as a cold and flu remedy.
*No longer PaperBoy, due to a technicality involving a 'missing' energy drink, I am now TiredBoy...
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The Funniest BBS Typo
Chibi-Robo does not come in four unique flavors. And MadWorld does not speed up my Internet connection.
Here's my Dtoid account. And my Urban Terror ID is BenelliM4-Medic. And I know Travis Touchdown isn't a Capcom character, but I put him in anyway.
Shadow of the Colossus is not a good stool softner
But it's good for erectile dysfunction.
final fantasy 7 is horrible as a dildo
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"I have a theory that every conversation, if allowed to continue long enough, will eventually contain a Monty Python reference."-Cleverbot
Fat princess has fat lady's. Actually, that might be a good thing (LOL)
In OoT it's unfair that you can never beat the runner guy in his race, even if you cheat.
R:FOM has bad charterer development.
Halo: CE can't cook for sh*t. Now Twilight Princess can make a mean plate of spaghetti!
the warriors for old gen consoles needs to be remade for next gen.... just sayin other than that i love the game
Look up look down. Its all the same
Mr Rabbit tricks are for kids. But meth is used by all ages. Not fair huh
Team Fortress 2 was terrible at curing my aids, now I am dying
Thanks, Valve!
Super Mario 64 is a bad listener.
Shadow of the Colossus is a terrible cup-holder.
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past is too flame retardant.
Super Smash Bros. Melee isn't flame retardant enough.
Chrono Trigger is lousy in bed.
Rock Band doesn't cook a burger all the way through.
Psychonauts doesn't toast well.
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare fails to keep birds away from my crops.
Portal doesn't make for a good sail.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time never tips.
Super Mario Bros. 3 has poor cell phone reception.
Mother 3 doesn't have HBO.
"No, I don't mind being the smartest man in the world. I just wish it wasn't this one." -Ozymandias, "Watchmen"
My Writing Forum Thread
SA2B won't summon copies of rouge, maria, amy, and tikal to be my sex slaves.
wait, what?!
Fallout 3 does not make good firewood. Yes it burns nice but the fumes get to ya when you burn plastic inside.
team fortress 2 doesn't make good toast
Puddin'?
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Yeah, whatever.
World of Warcraft has server downtime at 10pm - 6am on Tuesdays. >:C
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Final Fantasy VI did nothing to relieve my constipation!
Steambot Chronicles has epic framerate issues.
When all else fails, blame the casuals!
Tales of Symphonia would not let me play as Kratos Aurion the whole game they could have had more voice acting as well instead of silence and text
Super Smash Bros Brawl could have had a much better online system then what they got now
figure i would keep it to things in the game
Realistic baseball MMO game if you like baseball you will love this.
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Dr. Mario is not a good program for paying taxes.
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Bioshock is a very bad substitute for toilet paper.
At 9/17/09 07:53 AM, Sawdust wrote: Phoenix Wright does not talk.
I have an OBJECTION.