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Pokemon games. Yes the only real difference are the pokemon in the games, who still just have the same moves as the ones before them and the ones before them.

Final Fantasy Legend 2:

loltooshort

Company of Heroes never fucking shows any warning signs when my units get raped by artillery.

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time does not taste good.

Legacy of Kain: Defiance.
It's the last game of the series. Damn you Amy!

Modern warfare 2 ISN'T IN MY XBOX YET! WHY! or WHERE is half-life 2 episode 3

Morrowind made a terrible oven. Now I can't get the box open.

Jurrasic Park: Operation Genisis looked like something from the N64 it was so fucking ugly...

Metal gear solid isn't a good cereal

Halo 3 is terrible as a cold and flu remedy.

Chibi-Robo does not come in four unique flavors. And MadWorld does not speed up my Internet connection.

Shadow of the Colossus is not a good stool softner

But it's good for erectile dysfunction.

final fantasy 7 is horrible as a dildo

Fat princess has fat lady's. Actually, that might be a good thing (LOL)

Halo 3 dosnt work if you wet it

In OoT it's unfair that you can never beat the runner guy in his race, even if you cheat.

R:FOM has bad charterer development.

Halo: CE can't cook for sh*t. Now Twilight Princess can make a mean plate of spaghetti!

the warriors for old gen consoles needs to be remade for next gen.... just sayin other than that i love the game

Team Fortress 2 was terrible at curing my aids, now I am dying

Thanks, Valve!

Super Mario 64 is a bad listener.

Shadow of the Colossus is a terrible cup-holder.

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past is too flame retardant.

Super Smash Bros. Melee isn't flame retardant enough.

Chrono Trigger is lousy in bed.

Rock Band doesn't cook a burger all the way through.

Psychonauts doesn't toast well.

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare fails to keep birds away from my crops.

Portal doesn't make for a good sail.

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time never tips.

Super Mario Bros. 3 has poor cell phone reception.

Mother 3 doesn't have HBO.

SA2B won't summon copies of rouge, maria, amy, and tikal to be my sex slaves.

wait, what?!

Fallout 3 does not make good firewood. Yes it burns nice but the fumes get to ya when you burn plastic inside.

team fortress 2 doesn't make good toast

Call of Duty WaW is the best lay.

World of Warcraft has server downtime at 10pm - 6am on Tuesdays. >:C

Final Fantasy VI did nothing to relieve my constipation!

Steambot Chronicles has epic framerate issues.

Tales of Symphonia would not let me play as Kratos Aurion the whole game they could have had more voice acting as well instead of silence and text

Super Smash Bros Brawl could have had a much better online system then what they got now

figure i would keep it to things in the game

Dr. Mario is not a good program for paying taxes.