K I'm just gonna make a totally bogus story actually relating to the topic title.
2 middle aged Pakistinian Women fought over a midget roughly aged 21 years old. The women claimed that the midget was mistaken for her child, however police officials say that there are no relations between the midget or any evidence that either of them had a child. This baffled police until a cavity search was done on the midget and they found a full sized nuclear bomb. All 3 suspects were arrested and the bomb was destroyed.
I'm done.