Well thanks to those who waited for the topic to finish, or the ones who have a slightly romantic touch and a twisted enough sense of humor to not spew out "U SHOULD TAKE HER TO THE BED AND FIRE UR LAZER LOLOL."
At 9/15/09 02:04 PM, Sidorio wrote:
And then you photograph her using the toilet and post them here.
Why would you even want to see that?
At 9/15/09 02:05 PM, Diddy wrote:
Flood the bathroom floor and then leave a live wire dipped in it?
THEN IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!!!
At 9/15/09 02:07 PM, JustsTrollingAlong wrote:
Do you really think newbgrounds is the place to post your romantic exploits?
Nope. Just a place to share practical jokes that I created.
At 9/15/09 02:09 PM, Chumbawamba wrote:
Oh wow, that thing has been shredded.
Hahahaha! I swear I haven't used it...... yet.
I take it your gf either goes to USM or SMCC. I've got friends in both schools, and they didn't have much to say about them. But then again, it's Maine.
SMCC. I know it's no Harvard but apparently they have a great culinary class; or at least people convincing enough to tell all of their students that it's great.
At 9/15/09 02:15 PM, Gianfri wrote:
I think you're missing a glass of champagne for the plastic lady.
That bitch hits straight from the bottle.
At 9/15/09 02:24 PM, epelectric wrote:
It should say make me a sandwich instead, and take it to my room.
That would be a sure-fire way to have sex with someone who just drove 250 miles and has to go back in the morning.
At 9/15/09 02:50 PM, darkblackman wrote:
This is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a long time.
I wasn't expecting the blow up doll at all..XD
My original plan was to get a blow-up animal, but apparently the porn shop near my house is too classy for that shit.
At 9/15/09 03:09 PM, Coop83 wrote:
At 9/15/09 02:48 PM, phrozonfire wrote:
I was going to say that you should pull down her pants and grab her cock, but oh well...
Hang on, wwwyzzerdd's girlfriend is JadeTheAssassin?
Mmmmmmmm. Caramel babies.
